Things you won't hear a black person say

Things you won't hear a black person say

>he dun du errythang

>I'm here for the job interview

HE'S A BAD BOY HE DIDDU SOMETHIN

>BLM started as a good movement, but in my opinion, it went too far.

E=mc^2

I did it.

Happy father's day.

Hello father

I know who my dad is

>Be right back, I have to pick my kids up from school.

All lives matter

Well son, I'm on my way to work. You have a great day, listen to your mother and do your homework.

>lets go hiking

HELLO FATHER MY OLD FRIEND
I SEE YOU BEING TAXED AGAIN

Watermelon? No thanks, I hate the stuff.

We had this thread yesterday. There's been a terrorist attack claimed by ISIS in France, and the DNC is literally imploding on itself right now.

So I'll ask, rabbi, which one are you trying to slide?

Whats with all the slide threads today?

>no thank you, i dont use drugs

I got my reparations check today from the government!

Thank you for the offer of this bucket of KFC, but I will politely decline as I am a vegan.

>I like white people

>Maybe we should think about our long-term goals and future as a population rather than our selfish individual desires.

Heres my child support payment on time!

>Hey dad, want to go to the ball game?

>Jamal, how about we get jobs instead of robbing the liquor store?

>Let's put our money into savings and long term investments instead of buy new chrome spinners for our hoopties.

Lionel Messi is Catalan and no true Argentine.

I'm a racist bigot white supremacist piece of trash. My culture is dying.

Yes officer, of course I'll comply.

>somethin

Anyone talking like that would say "sum'in"

Only cross at corners!

Got to pick my son up from university.

You're all out of chicken? That's fine, I'll just order something else.

>hey dad, how was work?

more like 'suttin' probably
source: I'm a nigger expert

I need to go buy a new bike

>thank you
>excuse me
>Wine please
>Hello my white friend
>Yes I'm guilty
>i'm looking for employment
>this is my car

>nigger expert

t. nigger

Our race has achieved something in history of mankind

I am responsible for the consequences of my actions.

>This is my fault.

>"You're PREGNANT? I can't wait to become a father! I love so much and our unborn child will grow up in house of love."

Things a Sup Forumsack says on a first date

Anything in proper english.

Who hates watermelon? That savage.

I had a tough day at the office

I'm a well-qualified buyer

I hate it
Something about the texture of it that makes me gag

>implying

RACE WAR NOW

A black guy was shot by a cop? Maybe we should look into what happened before jumping to any conclusions.

>I gotta leave for work

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Ok I can decipher what "gibs me dat" means but what in the actual hell does "bix nood" mean?

I know there's at least a couple of real niggers itt who can answer.

Bruce Springsteen is my favorite

wtf I hate chicks now

I'm white

Bix Nood is an oldfag meme.

lost

Thanks friend

Are you jewish?

>HELLO TAXES MY OLD FRIEND

Is that a jewish last name?
>It was polish

Make America Great Again!

I love you, son.

>tattoo's are degenerate
>what do you think of gamergate?
>i'm masturbating quietly under the table

>this shooting actually looks like it may have been justified

Were you the guy working with the gorillas at Dudley Zoo? I think I know you

Welcome home, dad.

well, half of this dinner are taxes.

I dood sumtin

Son, we will play tomorrow because I have to get up for work early