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He bathed that hand in the sun user

Was Jared just looking at kid porn, or was he actively trying to diddle them?

both

I didn't know Jared was a Green Lantern.

Both

Also he had an insane amount of CP
Like a really insane amount

He went to shitty 3rd world countries to find legal 12 year old prostitutes.

He requested cameras be put in some of his coworkers childrens rooms via text once. I don't know if they went through with it though.

Jared better thank his lucky stars Martian Manhunter wasn't there that day.

Everyone knows Martian Manhunters weakness is $5 footlongs

hal "shes your 17 year old cousin" jordan loves eating at subway though

X Ray vision doesn't let you see the CP stash the guy whose hand you're shaking has back home, or into the past to see the kids he has touched inappropriately.

Why does evryone look like theyve got fetal alchoal syndrome in here?

>that loom on hal's face
HE KNEW

POTTERY

It was a promo issue which assuredly means that the artist at the bottom of the ladder did the work on it.

SUPERMAN OPENLY SUPPORTS PEDOPHILES!
WHY DO WE LET THIS ALIEN FLY AROUND LIKE HE IS THE LAW?

Also, good morning, Satan.

Moving away from Jared for a second, but what is the point of these advertisement comics. Who's going to buy a comic featuring a super hero teaming up with a corporate mascot other than nerds who want to make fun of it?

He did nothing wrong. The kids he fucked consented to it, and only whined about it later like the attention whore bitchs they are. The pigs that arrested him should be sluaghterd gangland style for infringing on the rights of free love.

The marvel one with the mascot superhero for oranges was at least a decent little old school superhero adventure

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>this is real
Holy fuck how retarded? Seriously, someone thought this was a good idea.

NAMBLA plz go

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It's real, it's real all right. Also the secret weakness of the Rhino are Sleepy Mattress.

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holy fucking kek

Fuck thise conservative sex hating retards on Sup Forums. Besides im on Sup Forums mainly for waifu and loud house threads lately

>loud house
>jared supporter
why am i not surprised

this is great

of course only sleepys mattresses could soften the impact of the RHINO from a punch from the HULK

I wonder what it's like first being told you're going to be working on a comic like this and then finding out your name's going to be slapped right on the cover too.

Typically these comics are not for sale, but are free and given away by the company that commissions them (the Sleepy's being an exception, as it is for charity). Not sure what it is for DC, but Marvel have an entire small division devoted to it called Marvel Custom Solutions. If you have enough money, you too can commission your very own custom Marvel comic for some event or store you might own. Kind of like retailer exclusive variants on a much larger scale.

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I love how Iron man can say anything in this comic without promoting mattress.

fuck, what are those things woven with, adamantium?

>Moving away from Jared for a second, but what is the point of these advertisement comics. Who's going to buy a comic featuring a super hero teaming up with a corporate mascot other than nerds who want to make fun of it?
It is free money for Marvel. They are not the ones paying for the production.

Were they sexualy mature
If yes sure he did nothing wrong if no it doesent matter if they consented because there children

That said it's America you guys have a age of consent of fucking 18 it's insane

Unfortunately Alex Ross was unavailable to do the art for the Subway DC crossover

Dude had like 100s of TB of CP...like that's gross as fuck but also kind of impressive, how the fuck do you even amass that much regular porn??

>"I can pay you a finder's fee," one text to an adult escort read, according to the filing. "I'll pay you big for a 14- or 15-year-old."

>Another text read, "Did you find me some young girls or boys?" He said he wanted them to be able to prove their age, and, "If they can and you get me 16 or below, I'll give you 400 at least."

>When asked why he wanted young children, he replied: "Cause it's what I crave!"

He's sick, user.

who can even afford to buy that much storage?

Hey there's nothing wrong with being a pedophile it's just the act of pedophilia that's a problem.

I wonder if they had chemical castration or something on Krypton.

What's wrong with your faces?!

You can never have enough. Giggity!

How much?

Hm those ages aren't so bad but the way he says it makes it very much seem like he's willing to go a lot younger

Yeah guy is guilty as fuck unlike Rolf harris

the guy ate subway everyday the clues were all there

Jared was a pretty rich dude I imagine

Who's Jared again?

Jared. Began and ended his career trying to get into smaller pants.

I THOUGHT HE ONLY CRAVED THE SUBWAY SUBS!

Apparently it was only 5.6 TB...but still

Subway mascot engaged in a bunch of pedophilia

top fucking kek

That's 5.6tb of irl child porn. No lolies or hentai, actual kids. How many kids would that be? How many kids did he diddle?

There really needs to be more specific terms for what age range of CP people aretalking about, because "child" covers too big of an age bracket. Like anything below teenagers and you're officially in Super-CP territory.

HE'S STILL LOOKIN' GOOD, HIS NAME IS JARED, HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE LIKES TO EAT THE SANDWICHES

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>5.6 TB

Holy shit. Even with all my music, comics and games I don't even break 2 TB. That's fucking disgusting but I'm amazed how large the number is

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There really does

It's depressing that much cp even exists.

Oh yeah, "Only" 5.6 TB

>only

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Sounds like Sup Forums and Sup Forums's wet dream.

These days he craves massive amounts of sugar.
>“Jared’s breakfast is usually Frosted Flakes with fruit or oatmeal with cake. He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box, as well as other pastries, in the commissary on his weekly shopping day,” adds the insider. "He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting!”

Unless every picture was some HD 10mb pic then that must be like, a million pictures of cp

Something something replacing lost energy something something prison rape

>CP: 10-15
>MediumRange-CP: 6-9
>Super-CP: anything at or below the age of 5

How's that?

>Hal knows

They had said earlier it was 100 tb. Which is unreal.

\5.6 is unreal. I guess that's just what networking does.

He's trying to fulfill his craving for candy ass

Meanwhile the flash gets bed ridden for a month due to raw chicken contamination

The age of consent is only 18 in ten states. It's 17 in ten other states, and 16 in the other 30.

i don't think he was their spokesperson for YEARS, feels like a good decade before this story broke i remember seeing him last

The dude lost control of his life so why even worry about gaining weight.

Ah really I guess all the media being in the 18 States throws off foreign perception a bit.

wait, i thought he was in prison?
this sounds like he is being rewarded for CP possession

He was still doing stuff for them he just wasn't the focal point of their ads anymore.

It's 18 in New York and California and that's where all the television and movies get made so everyone assumes it's true for every state.

Most of it was probably uncompressed, unedited videos.

He cut a deal and sold out his entire pedoring for an easier sentence.

You still get to eat in prison, and you can buy things with your own money, though there are limits.

What did he do in the comic?
"Save" kids?

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It's not too easier. A few months ago someone beat his face in and he has at least 13 more years to go.

True, plus 18 is the standard for mos things since its the age of maturity. Fun fact: Federal law says that the state's are allowed to set their age of consent anywhere between 12 and 18.

That's silly, men can't get raped

>5.6 TB
>Typical TB HDD holds 1000 hours of video.
>Around 5,600 hours of 3DPD CP at the most.
>Nearly a fucking year's length of actual, factual, kiddy diddling videos.
The lengths to which men will go when they have the money.

That's why it says enjoy on it.

That's retarded

It was probably mostly avi's from the days before it became mainstream. I'm old enough to remember when any usenet server was full of that stuff but nobody gave a shit. AVI's are gigantic.

I think user was making a joke, since that is what sjw's are always saying. Men can't be raped, abused or suffer from domestic violence

I bought some KFC a day after reading this. Marketing works.

Dude, they still feed the prisoners. Are you seriously calling "being allowed to eat" a "reward"?

sounds about right

Good point. Does anyone know how long he was doing this stuff? I assume he started before Subway picked him up.

We've got a country-style chicken place in my town so I never go to KFC. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever been to KFC.

No. Not even close. You fucking cucked yuropooristanians are the ones that are insane. Thinking anything under 18 is OK makes you a legitimately mentally ill pedo.

>"14 and 15 aren't so bad"

Spotted the pedo. Enjoy your permaban.

Maybe there was directors comentry pushing the file sizes up