F1 chief Bernie Ecclestone's mother-in-law 'kidnapped in Sao Paulo'

>F1 chief Bernie Ecclestone's mother-in-law 'kidnapped in Sao Paulo'
>criminals are demanding a ransom of $36.5m

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>Bernie Ecclestone
>not Bernie Sanders

move along

She's 15 years younger than him. This is to goddamn much.

Brazil hate thread then?

>mother-in-law
If I were him I would people you gave them the 5 million and then the 10 million and they upped it again, now he doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

His daughter is hot as fuck.

Can you guys stop acting like Mexicans?

Umm...can you repeat that but with less retard.

Lay off the petrol lad

>Bernie Ecclestone
>paying money

She's dead mate

Also say goodbye to the Brazilian GP

>mother-in-law, too
she's as dead as dead can be

FUCK this cunt. He killed F1

>In 2005, when speaking about IndyCar racer Danica Patrick, he remarked "You know I've got one of those wonderful ideas ... women should be dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances."[41] Ecclestone later called Patrick to apologise, but repeated his comments,[42] before apologising a second time.[43] Earlier, in February 2000, he said that women would never excel in Formula One, stating "she would have to be a woman who was blowing away the boys. ... What I would really like to see happen is to find the right girl, perhaps a black girl with super looks, preferably Jewish or Muslim, who speaks Spanish."[41]

and he doesn't know who's jewing who anymore

Is Ecclestone a jew?

Let's not forget about the New Zealand olympic athlete who got kidnapped and forced to withdraw money from an ATM by men dressed as police officers in Rio two days ago.

>by men dressed as police officers
You can be sure they were police officers. They do this all the time, just google the bank bombings and the attacks against armored cars, it's always a group of cops.

Knowing bernie he'll tell them to fuck off and keep her. He's pretty much a real-life Scrooge.

>That's his mother-in-law
WTF

Gimi will save the day

No, that's his wife.

WTF
Old perv.

This Bernie needs to die, he fucked up F1 like the filthy anglo he is

race war now

What are they exactly gonna do with that 28 million? They're only gonna get caught as soon as they hand it over.

Are monkeys really that stupid?

So her mother is kidnapped?

>$36.5m

Why the .5? Why 36, instead of 35 or 40?

>his bought and paid for plaything's mother

do they really think he is gonna pay?

Underated

They should have kidnapped this cunt instead and dragged him through the streets João Hélio style

that guy is a fucking prick and will go to hell

And this country is hosting the olympics this year. The happenings wil be rife, I cannot wait.

Why not? Why do they have to choose amounts that are aesthetically pleasing to you?

My fucking sides, Brazil I actually love you, I really fucking do. You make me laugh, genuinely.

Currency conversion rounds it off to a higher number in Brazilian bananas?

I don't know lol but it's funny as fuck.

He likes to bribe German judges.

That is such a hilarious comment.
Jew level 100.

>The kidnappers have demanded the ransom, a record amount for an abduction in Brazil, be paid in pounds sterling and divided into four bags of cash, Veja reported.

$36.5m is exactly £28m

more like young slut mein niger

Oh leaf never change

it's ~ 120 million brazilian reals

What is that in Brazilian reals? 120 million?

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>going to brazil
>implying any man would be upset about the death of his mother in law

That's a lot of bananas.

What's Puerto Rico like?

they're going to waste it all on f2p shit

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35 m, bitch he could pay 100m without question. This makes br looks like mexico. No billinaries will tourist there anymore

>3,650,000.00 USD = 11,964,077.57 BRL
>US Dollar ↔ Brazilian Real

still a bit random, but, they'll be owing Bernie by the time hes finished 'negotiating' with them.

I'm sure they'll have it wired to one of our tax havens in the Caribbean.

Then they'll exchange it for bonds/securities/shares in companies, then cash those out and tie it up in properties/hard assets.

Right? Brazilbros you'll do that right?

That is weird, Brazil sort it out lads.

Also Bernie is a fucking cunt, he's the one that should be kidnapped, then beheaded or something, something gory to watch on bestgore.

I pop into the latin threads late at night and chat with the latina american bros, they are quite chill and always friendly. I like them.

>perhaps a black girl with super looks, preferably Jewish or Muslim, who speaks Spanish."[41]
her name is Lewis Hamilton

Cue Third Worlders claiming that the crime is only in certain neighborhoods.

wut

>her name is Lewis Hamilton
You just obliterated my sides.

I'm not saying that i'm happy seeing Ecclestone having problems. But i am.
Fuck Ecclestone the destroyer of F1

haven't watched F1 since they added those shit hybrid engines. how bad is it now?

Don't bother watching it, Lewis Hamilton just keeps winning it, it's boring as fuck.

I hate that smug cunt, he looks like he's 12 years old.

the same old shit but without the good engine noise
>btw i live in Maranello
you have to thanks Ecclestone that tried to equalize the field (favor the english) by killing Ferrari

plural of real is reais

Thanks for the clarification.

I don't even know what the cunt did but I don't like Bernie or Lewis Hamilton if it makes you feel any better. I would really like to see someone else win it for a change.

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Doesn't Bernie hate jews?

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His idea was that with an even field the cost will be low, so he made the rules stricter every year (same engine architecture, same electronic...) now in F1 you win if you can fools the rules without getting cough better than the others.
Him and Blatter are the living proof of the decadency of ethic and sport in Europe

Who doesn't?

doesn't he hate everything?

RIP mother in law

>They do this all the time,
>it's always a group of cops.

I have never heard of this in my life, either you're trying to scare the Americans or Rio is the worst place I've ever heard of.

So Brazil is GTA irl. Nice.

> paying ransom for my mother-in-law

christ

How much would it cost to hire some mercs for a day to get her?

You have redeemed your empire for one (1) day.

Fuck that kike. He ruined F1.

His wife is 38 and papers are saying the MiL is 67

Fun fact: Bernie has a daughter from his first marriage, named Deborah. Deborah is 61.

Another fun fact: You may remember Bernie has two supermodel-wannabe daughters from his second marriage. His second wife is a much more respectable 58 years of age and has 12 inches on him.

A third fun fact: After divorcing his second wife, you'd think she would get a lot of his money, right? Nope - he forced $500m out of her.

But it doesn't end there. Bernie, the sly dog he is, squeezed every last drop of blood from that stone, to the tune of an annual $100m.

A true kike

i refuse to believe this
>A third fun fact: After divorcing his second wife, you'd think she would get a lot of his money, right? Nope - he forced $500m out of her.
this is literally impossible in america

I always knew he was a manlet, but 5'3, fuck man, that's almost midget tier. Even next to Putin he looks small

>Stephen Pollard, editor of The Jewish Chronicle, said: “Mr Ecclestone is either an idiot or morally repulsive. Either he has no idea how stupid and offensive his views are or he does and deserves to be held in contempt by all decent people.” In a subsequent interview with The Jewish Chronicle, Ecclestone said that his comments were taken the wrong way, but apologised, saying, "I'm just sorry that I was an idiot. I sincerely, genuinely apologise." However, when Ecclestone was later told by Associated Press that the World Jewish Congress had called for his resignation, he said "it's a pity they didn't sort the banks out," referring to the financial crisis of 2007–2010, and claimed "They have a lot of influence everywhere."

Ol' Bernie always telling it like it is.

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telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/10790042/Bernie-Ecclestone-handed-300m-by-ex-wife.html

>Documents show that since his divorce in 2009 he has received half a billion dollars (£300m) from his ex-wife’s trust fund. In a highly unusual divorce settlement, rather than Mr Ecclestone paying Slavica Ecclestone a good chunk of his fortune, she appears to be paying him at the rate of $100m (£60m) a year.

What's sad is that his mother in law is gonna die at the hands of niggers because she gave birth to a gold digger. Cause there's no way this kike is going to pay 36m for his mother in law.

Well, he's 85. You tend to get smaller with age.

Isn't this the exact plot and location of max Payne 3

>and after the first week when thy lord hath created all there is, he did relax and taketh a huge dump on his celestial throne. He did indeedeth flush this holy log and the resulting waste splashed down to earth and he named it "Puerto Rico" which translates from ye old gode to "unwanted shit"

The guys rich as hell. Why not slay young pussy to your hearts desire.

>ransoming a mother in law

Are you monkeys really this dumb?

He probably would have paid $1000USD to have this done.

FALSE FLAG

Bernie Did This!

Bernie id DOPE! You faggots are just jealous of his life and give no fuck attitude. Slimy cunts kys.

>WTF
Bring back Max Mosley

>Ransom

it's been a while a non-muslim did a hostaging.

> Nazi orgy
What exactly is that?

they all wore Gestapo uniforms