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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-10/world-s-largest-water-diversion-plan-won-t-slake-china-s-thirst
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abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/alliance-communist-parties-leading-poll-results-nepal-51684763
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Power is life edition

汉服还魂when?

现在

soon, brother

你对Winston的中文有什么看法?

Wh*te men BTFO

latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-china-sexy-cyborg-2017-story.html

when did this 汉服 thing appear in history? why isn't xi wearing it?

One vision

One purpose

这3-4年都没怎么练习中文

昨天我在中国城的时候 我试用微信付钱一杯芒果绿茶但不可以
好像在英国中国城的商店没有微信。。
在美国中国城可以用微信吗?

最喜欢肉棒了。

haven't you been conscripted into the army yet?

february
and mine is stay-out service so I'll have plenty of time to shitpost

Are you mixing me up with other Singaporeans? I know at least one or two others post in /sino/

Do you think they'll fix your homolust?

So you mean other Singaporeans are also craving for 红毛猩猩棒?

no

I've seen others lewdpost before but not to the extent that I do
also >猩猩
"no"

她是我最好的台妹

外国人のパイパンまんこ

>ahh shufuu I never feeling like this before...westerner so big I feel so excite please make fast fast

Stop posting ugly chink women footkraut

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This thread is missing SLAYAGE

youtu.be/t0aSDCau6kY

Is my life perfect?

One vision

0ne purpose

Hitler dubs Kane lives check em

whats the difference between j and zh in pinyin?

一个长期在中国生活的洋鬼子,中文真的太差了。什么中等级的语法他都不知道呢。
希望他早点被驱逐出境,回南非看他好久没见的家人,然后永远不回天朝。

我在DC的一家奶茶店看到支付宝和微信支付的标志,但是我还没试过用。

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今天早上我去了到中国菜的餐厅,我买了炒饭不过我忘了问问如果那餐厅也做饭西红柿和炒鸡蛋。

>mfw 我看到港独假洋鬼子
Google Translate?

我不用google translate

这样的话。。。你需要好好学习

ftfy
今天早上我去了中国菜餐厅,买了些炒饭。不过我忘了问他们可不可以加炒鸡蛋和whatever that hong thing is

说实话,我不要回去中国,也我的中文能力是够替订单几个的集装箱。
看得懂吗?

ftfy
说实话,我不要回去中国,我的中文能力也还(够替订单几个的集装箱)idk whatever the thing in the bracket is

I was once fluent in Chinese but I can't read it for shit, but I still remember all the grammar.

哦,明白,谢谢
这个采是西红柿和炒鸡蛋。
那个菜很普通在中国内里。

ftfy
那个菜很常见在中国那里/哪儿。

普通 means "average", e.g.
她外表很普通,没什么特别的。
普遍 or 常见 would mean "widespread".

ftfy
这道菜在中国很常见
noun before adjective

Yeah, I fixed the glaring error then posted it
my bad

Pronunciation

j is more of a tz sound
zh is a tzh, with zh meaning like the s in measure

More accurately if you know phonetics j is the voiced palatal fricative. zh is the voiced retroflex fricative.

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I want Chinese boyfriend

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/18/dating-becomes-mandatory-south-korean-universities-birth-rate/

Should I go to university in Korea???

I want a Uyghur gf

I would fuck a Chinese boipussi

>South Korea has long struggled with a low birthrate and rapidly aging population. The number of elderly aged 65 and over is expected to be nearly 7.08 million this year, or 13.8 percent of the whole population.

>The aged-child ratio -- the percentage of people over 65 to children up to 14 years old -- stood at 104.8 as of this year, which means there are more elderly than young people, according to data from Statistics Korea. The tally is expected to soar to 434.6 in 2060, the data showed.

South Korea needs more sexpats! Maybe I’ll change my language from Mandarin to Korean.

好想要瑞斯人的大肉棒。。。

Do you guys know Masakazu Katsura's Manga "DNA2"?

I think it is imperative for the survival of Japan, Korea and Taiwan that I will become a "Mega-Playboy" akin to the main character Junta Momonari.

What’s inevitable for Taiwan is reunification.

No degenerate stuff

>wha....what is you put in...in my drink...feeling so headache....

What is the use of 想要 compared to just 要 here?

STOP.
STEREOTYPING.
EAST.
ASIANS.

fucking stop

can't fucking stand this any longer

Why do I get the feeling this person is american

well maybe they should stop being so cute then

Does Chinese have an equivalent slang phrase to "チラシの裏にでも書いとけ"? It literally means "write it on the back of a newspaper" but gets read as "nobody gives a shit"

stop fetishizing
start appreciating

>that pic
超级恶心
我要吐了
西方的个人主义文化的确是有毒的。

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-10/world-s-largest-water-diversion-plan-won-t-slake-china-s-thirst

Good read. Clickbait title aside

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i recently graduated my B.Ed and also a holder of TESOL certificate,I am African nationality ,what are my chances of getting teaching English job in China.I am so looking forward to start my career as a teacher ,i have no experience of teaching before, I always hear that they need only white people from USA,UK Canada,Newzealand and australia.Are there any africans here to help me

why do germans find erotic to rape drunk girls?

back in China , my swiss tibetan friend who lived several years in Germany wanted to bring to his apartment a drunk girl he meet at a bar in Shanghai..
I refused to support his plan.

a month ago a young peruvian soccer player who has been living in germany for years, raped and murdered a drunk underage girl he met at a local bar.

whats with males who get in contact with german culture that later want to abuse over weak females?

you could look into teaching chinese to africans

Nope, Africans get treated like shite in China. There's a lot of them (about 10,000) in Guangzhou but they get constantly harnessed by the police and most of them are forced to work illegally. In China, you can get a job teaching English without even knowing any English, as long as you're white. Even Asians get discriminated against when it comes to teaching English. So I would really recommend against coming to China unless you can deal with the racism and the lack of employment

What's programmer salary for foreign developers?

five dollars and a few baozi

Sounds like someone has been listening to too many Serpentza videos recently.
Those blokes in GZ are like the gypsies in any European capital city. They are not desirable, let alone illegal immigrants.
Don't listen to ^^^that guy. If you're a black bloke who speaks english well and a good legal record, you can find a job teaching english in china. There's so much demand for it in China, they'll take anyone who speaks it and isn't a straight up felon.

Nihao user, I will be sentencing you today. =]

Hey guys, what's the difference between 中 and 汉? Like when it comes to words like 中语 and 汉语? Don't they both mean spoken chinese?

So is Cuckmilk and his monkey family finally leaving China now?
When will Xi dada finally deport all Youtube sexpats?

中 means "central" as in 中国, meaning central kingdom, which is the way Chinese refer to their country. In the ancient times all the way up to the 1800's China was the center of East Asian civilization after all.
汉 specifically refers to the Han ethnic group, that makes up more than 90% of China's population and is the pillar of Chinese civilization. Most of the famous Chinese you have heard of, the characters that Chinese use to write, the language everyone speaks, was all derived from the Han people. The Chinese language is referred to as 汉语 because it is the language group (汉语 can also refer to non-Mandarin dialects spoke by the Han) of the Han ethnicity.
But Han are not the only people in China, so to refer to China as an all-encompassing geographical country with multiple ethnic groups, we call it 中国, the central kingdom, which is less ethnocentric than if they called it 汉国.
So to put it simply 中 refers to the geographical place of China that includes everyone inside it, 汉 refers exclusively to the majority ethnic group that have inhabited and ruled the geographical place of 中国 for millennia.
As for why you can say 中文 and not 中语 and why is it more common to say 汉语 instead of 汉文 (although 汉字 is roughly similar), I can only chalk that up to idiosyncrasies and arbitrary customs.

youtube.com/watch?v=Og8h8jH_kTg

I see, thanks man

别客气
Just remember 中 emphasizes geography and place, while 汉 emphasizes ethnicity and bloodline.

You guys want to meet up in China?

We can form a secret club that does stuff like play video games and fuck bitches together.

Maybe when I go back to China next year, if you're there.
I'll bring my Wii and Smash Brothers.

depends
whats your skin color? I prefer to avoid whites.
also
which chinese city do you live in?

I'll send my guys over to pick you up when you arrive.
I'm the card counting, ATM scamming, wall-punching, car crashing, factory exploding, mafia riding ABC, Peru. All of Jiangsu province is my territory.

Don't forget computer hacking, bitcoin mining, reverse-engineering super chink.

yap super chink, I recognize you are superior to me, you are an asian male living in a white country, my courage is not enough to do that.

peru has serious inferiority complex

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Holy shit imagine the amount of gutter oil we could get out of her lads

Also which dynasty is /sino/'s favourite? I'm thinking either Han or Ming

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As predicted, China-aligned Communists are performing strongly in Nepal's elections
abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/alliance-communist-parties-leading-poll-results-nepal-51684763

>Alliance of communist parties leading poll results in Nepal


Well, this is obviously a major strategic opportunity for China (and a nightmare scenario for India). That is, the next PM of Nepal P.K. Sharma Oli has a history of being close to China and having a very bad relationship with India. In particular, this election result will be seen as a major personal victory giving the popular mandate for Oli to rule the country for at least the next five years.

See, for example (for Oli's troubles with India)
ndtv.com/world-news/nepal-pm-kp-sharma-oli-flays-indian-statement-in-geneva-1240804
indiatvnews.com/news/world/nepal-pm-slams-india-blockade-more-inhuman-than-war-27154.html

...his closeness to China
ndtv.com/india-news/nepal-prime-minister-kp-sharma-oli-calls-china-an-all-weather-friend-1290375

...analysis of these relations
atimes.com/article/india-stares-at-complete-breakdown-of-ties-with-nepal/
indianexpress.com/article/opinion/columns/k-p-sharma-oli-nepal-india-relations-china-is-welcome-2768662/

Clearly, China is wasting no time
globaltimes.cn/content/1078811.shtml

Notably, Nepal is a country that has an important strategic position; should it become a true Chinese ally (one expected to stand with China in a war), much of India would be completely exposed and difficult to defend. Of course, this is not very realistic scenario (but I wouldn't count it completely out, given Modi's government's shortsighted anti-diplomacy). It's quite possible that India will try to pressure Oli with economic and military coercion that will almost certainly backfire.

What did they mean by these?

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A weird question, but how do I make friends and get along with Chinese people? I'm a white twink who's gotten pretty good at speaking Chinese. However, I still have difficulty finding Chinese friends at my university and in China.

Do you want to hang out with American born ones or expats/first gen migrants?

Nepal is too dependent on India for imports to realign with China

Not after that economic blockade and China's quick reaction to get the train running.

My university is an eighth Chinese. Most of them are fuerdai with a couple acting more modestly. Other than that, I do have some ABC friends.