I have a question, All these mail superheroes wearing spandex how are they not copping boners all the time...

I have a question, All these mail superheroes wearing spandex how are they not copping boners all the time, especial with all the hot women around also in spandex.Seems like it would be an issue they would come across

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I remember this guy.

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Well one of the points of the trunks irl was that they were an area thicker than spandex that hid your junk.

Someone post the Teen Titans picture.

You know the one.

Most of them don't wear spandex anymore so I doubt it's as much of an issue.

it would certainly be an issue for a beta, and superheros are not beta

Well I imagine they wear a cup. I know cosplayers are encouraged to because you can very easily see their dicks thru the spandex, and they make cups to prevent that.

that's why they wear trunks over the spandex. people who wanna remove that are morons

inb4 robin boner

This. You wear a cup or you tuck.

Superheroes would obviously take the cup route.

By popular demand.

Why would superman wear a cup his dick is invulnerable

Holy enchiladas, Batman!

>tfw he got a cosplay porn business going on and you don't

>mail superheroes

Its leadlined so his dick wont get dysfunctional from the weekly Kryptonite radiation dose

My guess the physical exertion of "saving the day" keeps too much blood from getting an erection. The serious nature of whats going on most of the time might not leave a great deal of time to think about sexual encounters no matter how attractive someone next to them might be. As for downtime at HQ, I don't know.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_belt

>A dance belt is a kind of specialized undergarment commonly worn by male ballet dancers to support their genitals. Most are similar in design to thong underwear.[1]

>Dance belts were developed and considered desirable[2] for male dancers and others to wear because (1) various choreographic moves can otherwise result in pain or possibly even injury to the male genitalia which are not supported nor held snugly in place against the lower abdominal area, as well as (2) skin-tight, body-hugging ballet tights would otherwise reveal the contours of the male dancer's anatomy to a degree of detail which could be considered distracting to the audience.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jockstrap#Protective_cup

>Optional cups offer additional protection for contact sports and are made of hard plastic or steel, perforated for ventilation.[7] A more flexible and comfortable soft cup is also offered for low contact sports. A flex cup variation features a hard exterior melded with a soft lining.

>A similar piece of protective equipment in the sport of cricket is known as a box. In cricket, a box is usually only worn by a batsman, a wicket-keeper, and sometimes other close up fielders. For fielders further from the batsman, the wearing of a box would impede their movement and running (for batsmen the benefits outweigh the disadvantages).

>Pelvic protectors exist to protect female genitalia though these are less widespread.
Remember OP, these have only existed for literally hundreds of years. You have absolutely every reason not to surmise that these items or similar devices exist, because it's not like anybody in real life ever wore skin-tight clothing and did athletic things.

>They were bored in America because their superheroes had big muscles but no dick—sorry about that—the women had no genitals. That’s why I hate superheroes.

– Philippe Druillet, (from "Moebius Redux: A Life in Pictures")

Throbbin' and Raven?

before they leave home, they fap until its impossible for them to get another boner for the rest of the day

In my experience, that only makes it worse.

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