Describe the last time you had sex with a Spongebob quote

Describe the last time you had sex with a Spongebob quote.

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Bazinga

Alone.

...

Off to a great start.

Are ya ready kids?

I don't think I've ever had sex with a Spongebob quote. Most of the Spongebob quotes I've met want to wait until marriage.

"Who you callin' Pinhead" is a total slut, try asking her.

It was big
It was all wiggly
and it ate everything!

It was an Italian Bull Worm!

>it's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort, that you have never felt before
is what I would like to say if my only time so far having sex was better than $50 for 15 mins

FIRMLY GRASP IT

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

GRANDMA'S ASSCHEEKS

...

>"Excuse me, you're sitting on my body, which is also my face."

AND PELVIC THRUST
AWOOOOOOOO
AWOOOOOOOO

This one broke me for whatever reason

Imaaaaginaaaaation.

They used to ride these babies for miles!

CANNED BREAD

>You and your nose won't fit in!

>it's evil
>it's diabolical!
>ITS LEMON SCENTED

>"Well that was a rip-off"

Land on your right foot! Don't forget it!

Do you wanna see me go up that mountain veeery fast?
Do you wanna see me do it again? ;-;

Are you feeling it now?

>2000 years later

SOILED IT

Oh boy! Holographic meatloaf again!

Do instruments of torture count?

"Not INsertive! ASSertive!"

"This is used napkin."

>Do you know what this is?!
>A very dirty dollar?

YOU'RE GOOD

YOU'RE GOOD

YOU'RE GOOD

YOU'RE GOOD

I'M READY!

Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!

I've never had sex with a spongebob quote wtf is wrong with you

>take it easy, it's just a drawing

Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material

I don't need it...
I don't need it...
I don't need it...

I NEED IT!!!!!

>And say hello to Used Napkin!

This is the best one.

[dolphin noises]

SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

As it was...one hundred million years ago!

Thread should have ended here

The gangs all here...

>holds back tears

What's wrong with you

Probably something from the episode "Reef Blower".

Firmly grasp it.

MY LEG

Am I a pretty girl?

>Patrick that's not a ride!

>Describe the last time you had sex with a Spongebob quote.
For a second I actually pictured someone having sex with a quote from spongebob.

Good bye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.

I got gangraped.

"I'm Dirty Dan"

I CAN'T FIND THE COIN SLOT

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell that smells....smelly

Are you ready kids?

The fact that I can't think of any spongebob quotes describes my sex life as a whole pretty accurately.

>Yeah, uh, we're from the pet hospital down the street and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises

ALOOOOOOOOOOONE

“Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”

Cramps suck.

>"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
>"Well sometimes, but not recently"

>SO DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH

AND ME MAKES TEN

>It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!

calm down it's just a drawing

You serious?

Am I a pretty girl?

You'll never believe what o found in my sock last night

...

IT WAS BIG
HAIRY
AND PINK!

Holy fuck I just got that

First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...

Underrated post.

Any port in the storm!

basically this.

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FIRMLY
GRASP
IT

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What's it like going black

Yes, I agree.

Holy fuck this thread is fucking fantastic

Bring it AROUUUND TOWWWNN

>Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.

DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE

Shit son, get a street hoe for like 50 till finished.

SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

Giant piles of bubblegum!?

Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?

PUSH

Nah.

>When I die, you stay away from my funeral.

...

You never dissapoint Sup Forums

>This looks like a job for the HALL MONITER!

He's right on top of me but I can't see him. What's he doing?

>Ooooh yes, please harder. Fuck me like the silly goy I am

>Patrick that's not a ride
>Get off of me