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Whatchu lookin at honkey?

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I want to see your manager Robért

What's wrong, Robert? You aren't usually this hostile. Is my wife acting up again?

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Hey, You're not Robert! I just saw him watching kino into the kinodome. Who are you?

... Robert? Robert it's me, where's this coming from? Is everything OK Robert?

Sir, I've seen you dropped your popcorn on our precious carpet.

GUESS WHO'S BACK FAGGOTS

What the fuck Steve? We fired you three months ago, stop coming here, you are making our clients nervous.

BETTER GIMME THAT POPCORN BOYYY

Faggot single customers can't fire the staff, I'm here to stay big guy

OH MY GOS ROBERT SOME OTHER NIGGER WAS IMPERSONATING YOU YESTERDAY! I'M GLAD YOU'RE SAFE AND WELL

Hey handsome

What'd you say boy?

M O V E

N-no!

Where you think you goin' , mister?

Why is Robert with a black woman?

AWWW DID YOU COME HERE WITH YOUR MOMMY BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T GET A GIRL TO COME HERE WITH YOU WITHOUT DRUGGING HER FIRST?

are these the new shower tickets?

Who else would he be with, user?

STOP CALLING ME DIS RACIST WHITE NAME, FROM TODAY MY NAME WILL BE CHINWEIKE BOBONGO ALI, MY ANCESTORS WAS KINGS YOU KNOW

Robert I'd like one order of crab legs and a cup of butter please.

Is that Robert's degenerate younger brother?

I want Godzilla to serve my popcorn.

this fucking bothers me. why the fuck is someone who handles my money and food licking his fingers like that? how is this appropriate content for gettyimages, this looks like a fucking gay porn shoot. i hope someone got fired for this

ya uh...can i get a medium popcorn, a box of peanut mnms and a medium lemonade for 80$ please?

I see you're violating the NOSP. please follow me to the kino inquisition sector

I do wonder.

>oneitis got a job at the local kinotorium
>she's the new penis inspector

How did we decide his name is Robert?

Shouldnt these assholes be heating up my crab legs? What the fuck is this shit?

His nametag.

time for the mid movie dance recital user

Oh no! I brought my diaper today cause the movies was more then 120 minutes! I can never bust a move in it!

Don't believe this evil dopplenigger guys! I'm actually catching some fresh crabs for tonight.

>"Welcome to the Kinoplex. My name is Robert, as newly appointed Kino-inquisitor I greet you and hope you enjoy your experience."

Working at a movie theater is probably the worst job I ever had.

Why is that, Jules?

You know user, I've tried dating white women before and we never really connected. We just didn't have a lot in common and it was hard to relate with each other. I have nothing against white girls but these days I prefer to date within my own race.

Fuck off Tyrone. Nobody gives a fuck about your little nigger problems.

>Tfw no qt gf to watch kino with
Robert you lucky nigga

Haha what's up, Robert? Always with the jokes my man! Me and Anonette are here to see the latest kino, can we get a medium popcorn, two sodas, and a pouch of falcon chow?

I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

Yes. Darrell.

Robert got him an assistant manager job because he's a good guy like that. Then Darrell goes and hires fuckwits like and Fucking Darrell.

Have any of you guys ever met a black person? Not trying to bait, I just wonder if you all genuinely believe your memes reflect reality.

What meme? That they serve you your popcorn and are generally polite? Robert is a gentleman.

What do you mean?Black gentleman entrepreneurs like Robert don't exist?They are all criminal niggers 'n shit in reality?

Uhh..Coke Zero

More like COCK Zero

these threads are kino desu senpai

*blocks your path*

/r/ing the "alone again sir?" pasta

>go to theater in europe
>buy ticket
>"ok sir, that will be 9 pound"
>slam my massive cock on the counter
>"enjoy the show sir!"

That's Sup Forums's dad, because Sup Forums is too fat to get out of bed.

UK isn't part of Europe anymore friend

thanks robert, don't know what i'd do without you

uk was never part of europe teebeeaych

Oh it's you, sir. Here alone? ...again?

I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?

I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie...

We lost 4 men in the expedition but it's the price to pay for fresh crab legs everyday at the kinoplex.

>"We're here to see Kino and eat popcorn!"

time to kill myself

HOLY SHIT

10/10

>In vacation in Paris
>The city is boring and full of refugees so I decide to pay a visit to the local kinoplex
>A black guy is standing behind the counter.
>"Hello Monsieur.Welcome to the kineaux-habitat.My name is Ro-Bear.How can I help you?"
>It's clearly written Robert on his shirt.This guy must be fucking with me
>"A bucket of your finest crab legs and a Coke zero please"
>"Hon hon hon.You mean frog legs Monsieur"
>This crazy nigga proceeds to pour melted camembert in top of the bucket as I'm watching in terror.
>"Et voila!Le frog legs du fromage!Would you like extra snails with this Monsieur?"
>"N-no I'm fine"
>I walk away from the madman with my disgusting food and a can of diet redwine
>I take my seat directly after that because there are no showers in France.
>As the commercials begin, a guy scream allah wakbar and explode.
Fuck you France.

>his cock is only 9 pounds

Did they at least have complementary Falcons? Do they do penis inspections there too?

No.These people are savages.

Sir, my name is Robert as indicated by my nametag and made clear by several other patrons. I understand that you are attempting to impress your fellow 7th grade companions, but at least do so outside of my kinoplex. This is a family entertainment business, and I prefer to keep it that way. I'm afraid this is your final warning. Next time, you will be punished by scrubbing the cinema showers with your tongue for 3 months.

>tfw you will never see Robert fucking lane up the ass with his BBC while jules sits in the corner of the room awkwardly

>too gastronomically timid to enjoy haute kinocuisine
>doesn't know the sublime (and low calorie) pleasure of can-conditioned diet redwine

but most significantly
>missed the opportunity to become an american hero by curb-stomping muhammad before he a splode, thus blinding all the frenchies in the kineaux-habitat with the glorious light of american exceptionalism

you're doing it wrong, clapper

>Awkwardly
The little cuck would be wanting away using his tears for lubricant

What are you talking about?Robert has a loving qt gf, he will never cheat.And he is very professional toward his colleagues.

THE MEME HAS BEEN UNMASKED

RESPECTABLE NEGROIDS ONLY EXIST IN FANTASY STOCK PHOTOS

THIS IS EXTREMELY RACIST Sup Forums

I'm genuinely hyped for the Popcorn Magician's redemption arc. The Robert fighting to pass the no no singles policy bill in supreme court A plot is getting pretty boring desu.

I seriously hope you guys are pronouncing Robert the French way

Nice

Can someone post the Crab hat Robert please?

just save it already, jesu

What terrible flick made Robert bored on is special day?

That's kind of fucked

They're probably watching BvS

Cucks of the caribbean 5

Help me Robert

EAT ANVIL NORMIE SCUM

>not wanting to pound his ginger boipucci
Seriously man

Tell me about Robert.Why does he sell the crab legs?A lot of loyalty for a hired kinoplex employee.

Woah, don't mix dead memes with Robert meme.

>baneposting
>dead
Pick one.

>if i said this about black girls people would call me racist

">Um..e-excuse me sir..er..em..and ma'am..but we've come to notice that you, kind sir, haven't had your mandatory penis inspection. Please follow me to the Lobby where our penis Proctor, Jules will see you."

Settle down, triggered Tina. It's called dead meme now

Such beautiful kino has caught our dear Robert's heart.

SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18 OFFICER

For you

Based Robert is watching some mankino. Look at his gf's unimpressed expression.

What the fuck has gotten into you Robert?

>"ok sir, that will be 2 pound"
>"pounds? Don't you guys use stone to weigh things?"
>"sir? Weigh what? The pound is our currency and -"
>put my balls on the counter
>"will THESE stones work?"
>mom walks in
>"where's my dildo?"
>"I guess these will have to do"
>my balls go in her puss

Why are you defiling this comfy Robert thread with your obscenities?

cast him