Ay lmaos has made contact with earth

Ay lmaos has made contact with earth.
they want to speak with one human, and one human only, to convince them to not destroy humanity
who would you send and why?

Hard mode: no Donald Trump
EXTREME MODE: A Womyn

just fucking do it.
I cant stand this shit anymore

joan of arc

this guy knows how to make deals

Send any woman, fucking end it my little green friends.

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John Leguizamo

Kim K.

Breivik

Alex Jones

Send mummy. They will fall in love and not exterminate us.

Helen Keller

Nigel would have a great time with them

do it
end this nightmare

i can tell them a thing or two

Christian Weston Chandler

Argument man can argue with them to save earth I'm sure

Go myself, tell then this world is lost and beg them to pick me up 20 QTs and a couple bros to hang out with and blow this joint.
Ask them to take us somewhere we can start over.

Hillary Clinton

>you can destroy africa but leave the rest alone

Mummy

Nigel Farage. He would charm them completely and they would help us with ayy lmaos technology