Christ was a communist

Give me one fact proving this I am wrong.

>Give me one fact proving this. I am wrong

ftfy

Please specify the part of the bible were Jesus says that the lower classes must rise up and seize the means of production from the bourgeoisie

1. He threw the moneychangers out of the temple and called them theives. They were just ordinary businessmen in a laissez-faire economy.

2. He said, "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven."

3. He encouraged people to give everything they could, and promised that god would support everyone in need.

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>He threw the moneychangers out of the temple and called them theives. They were just ordinary businessmen in a laissez-faire economy.
He threw them out because they were doing business in a holy place reserved for prayer. It's irreverent.

>Roman era Israel
>laissez-faire
fuck off

Tax collectors are not viewed very favorably in the bible. Jesus advocated for personal charity. Not the forced removal of people's income by the Romans.


People who haven't read the bible need to stop telling people who have that Jesus was a socialist or whatever the fuck nonsense your sociology professor told you.

>He threw the moneychangers out of the temple and called them theives. They were just ordinary businessmen in a laissez-faire economy.
He threw them out because they were doing business in a holy place reserved for prayer. It's IRRELEVANT.

ftfy

>Roman economy
>Not laissez-faire as fuck by modern standards

Confirmed for possessing standard American level of Yurupeon history knowledge.

He didn't send millions to the gulag.

communism didn't exist

That doesn't define communism. Try again.

>"religion is the opiate of the masses"
>founds a religion

ok commie

"render unto ceaser what is ceaser's and unto god what is god's"

He believes multiple entities can own different things, not all things belonging to the state/people.

I am not defending communism or religion. I am just thinking about it. Do you think you can do it?

I think you have the best argument at the moment. Yet, I think he was comparing God to humans. Humans can't have what God have.

That's the /thread to end all /threads.

I don't recall Jesus telling his followers to steal wealth from the rich and redistribute it

....and the meek shall inherit the earth

Not commie. Socialdemocratic, at best.

FPBP

Jesus didn't exist.

he's made up

Yeah, it does.

But He said that the rich will have an hard time getting into heaven. Not the poor.

>why do we have to pay taxes
>Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's

>▶
Implying that totalitarism has anything to do with the basic principles of communism.

All that quote is saying is that secular institutions have a place in the world
Doesnt say he wasnt a commie

Well he was a jew.

Double taxation. That's some commie economics right there.

Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

>left hand

Communists are by mandate militant Athiests. So how could Jesus be a Communist if he promoted a faith?

>love your neighbour
>fuck money
yep, capitalist are worshipping their worst nightmare

Communism is a tool of the rich.

Leftism in general is spiritually aligned with an old pattern, that of Sodom and Gomorrah. Abortion, bands of roaming rapists (dindus and mudshits), atheism (can't deny that leftism has a very powerful strain of atheism to it), and it is focused solely on material well being.

Political divides like this are fractal in nature. The dragon is clearly a celestial leftist. Christ said to fish off the right side of the boat and he damns those on the left hand. The old white men who spread the light of Christ around the world created the free market which created the most prosperity for the most people in human history.

No, that's what I'm directly stating, not implying.

>Knows his argument is shit and is being countered
>Starts to correct people now

Meek doesn't mean weak.

Meek means those with strength that are slow to act.

You might say Russia is meek right now

Exactly, it means something like patience. I hate how people think meek means small and weak

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>“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” [Matthew 19:24 KJV]

>"Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who greatly delights in his commandments!...He has distributed freely, he has given to the poor; his righteousness endures forever; his horn is exalted in honour"

>"Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have rusted, and their rust will be evidence against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up for treasure for the last days. Behold, the wages of the labourers who mowed your fields, which you have kept back by fraud, cry out; and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in pleasure; you have fattened your hearts in a day of slaughter" —(Jam. 5:1-6).

>"And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common." - Acts 4:32

only poor people who feel sorry for themselves vouch for communism.

Some people are just naturally inclined to be piss poor peasants. The following generations take the torch of peasantry.

I honestly hate fucking poor people. They feel so sorry for themselves.

It's like machiavelli once said, you can give a man his fortune and he will praise you, when his fortune runs out, he will forget you every helped him in the first place.

The poor man is a such a pathetic fuck. I do feel sorry for the poor but i admire the ones that actually get themselves out of poverty. Not the ones continually asking for handouts and rations.

Are there any peasant fuck communists who want to argue with me?

Not everyone is ignorant.

Have a nice day Burgerfriend. Be careful in the future.

Yours sincerely,

Bongfriend

Christianity was the closest thing to communism in the Roman Empire and Middle East at the time.

You're right

Poverty is a curse if you read the bible. Jesus didn't mean for us to be poor nor ignorant.

He makes every nice thing for us in this world (and the next) and poverty is not of that.

Pray against poverty, pray for providence.

hes actually right. The temple was not a place to condone free trade, they were seeking profit in a holy place. Id be pissed too if I were the son of a god.

Only a far reaching peasant fuck communist would correlate with socialism.

Jesus was not a communist because he didnt teach people to not help themselves and wait for the months food ration.

>I honestly hate fucking poor people. They feel so sorry for themselves.

Don't worry, we hate you too.

The concept of communism wasn't invented yet.

Jesus: Give charity to the poor. render unto Ceasar what is Ceasar's. Be nice. Be moral. Good works. Reward in afterlife.

Commie: Oy let's overthrow Caesar and become new Caesar and take from the rich and redistribute at the tip of the Roman spear because we want free shit in this life materialism ftw opium for masses

Jesus is a fictional character is a children's book, so there's that...

Communism requires force. Charity is generosity by choice. Communism is not charity.

He was also a Jew. Your point?

Communists want to abolish the family because it is "economically oppressive"
Jesus said that we shouldn't live on bread alone.

"Give to Caesar what is Caesar's..." Blah blah blah you know the rest. He did support socialism, but not as a government, rather a private and volunteer organization. Aka charity.

>American education

In the original translation, the word used for rich could also mean greedy.

Yeah, Ukraine did so well under USSR agricultural reform. Oh wait.

Christ said you should do unto others as you would have done unto you.

Commies want to take money from other people, but don't want others to take money from them.

Also, Christ never wore a fedora.

Checkmate, portuguese intellectual.

nice b8 m8

It did actually. That region had famines for centuries before the Soviets finally ended them in the mid 20th century. They were backwards feudalist states that needed rapid modernisation.

And your computer, your air conditioning, your flat-screen TV, your phones...

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I guess people just dont want to realize that Jesus was not politically affiliated at all.

Has everyone forgotten what Jesus said about world kingdoms and governments?

Satan displayed all of the worlds kingdoms and governments to Jesus as a form of showing off, claiming this is a result of his power. Jesus shrugged his shoulders and said they dont really matter because my fathers kingdom is better than all of these combined. Satan was butthurt 5000.

Jesus was an advocate for private reform and charity. A philanthropist that doesnt pocket 90% of proceeds.

Communist is a materialist ideology
Jesus was not concerned with material goods

>the meek shall inherit the Earth

Jesus was acuck

Nay, he turned water into wine. Not wine into water.

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>Literally had to make a miracle to feed everyone

Commies would LOVE to be Jesus.

This kind of thinking is inherently wrong, in that Christ likely had no political views or compulsion to acquire them. Us squabbling about political/socio-economic ideologies is far below and irrelevant to the message Christ was spreading during his time on Earth.

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what message?

Jesus and his disciples lived a communal life, true. However, he never intended or implied that people had to be forced into doing the same by a government.

His acceptance of Roman taxation against the appeals of revolutionary Jews is good evidence that he was not in fact a revolutionary politically.

I don't see any endorsement there for the government redistribution of wealth.

Everything he advocated was purely voluntary. Fuck off, commie.

>The Parable of the Workers in the Vineyard
13 “But he answered one of them, ‘I am not being unfair to you, friend. Didn’t you agree to work for a denarius?
14 Take your pay and go. I want to give the one who was hired last the same as I gave you.
15 Don’t I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?’

wow so edgy

We don't even know for sure if jesus actually existed.

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For dessert my lesbian daughter actually adds a little bit of her period blood into the ice cream and instead of whipped cream she uses her girlfriends boyfriends semen mixed with vagina juice and some butter.

When she makes us drinks she is always sure to add her anti patriarch toe fungus. Mmmmm

Disappointed in you Cristiano

Communism abolishes religion. How thick are you? All you bastards do is cherrypick quotes out of context and summarize the benefits of communism by relating obscue examples of it working for a short period of time.

Christianity is the only form of Communism that worked

I'm by no means well read on religious scripture, but didn't Jesus preach people going out of their way to help others out of their own good will? I don't see how that has anything to do with forced re-allocation of resources being done by an all imposing government

>O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
Acts 13:10

After we eat dessert my wife's son Shawano trims his ass hair and my lesbian daughter uses it to make little umbrellas for the martinis

"But Nestor Makhno's Free Territory worked so well! Nestor Makhno said so!"

My daughters 2nd girlfriend makes the best polish meatballs. She shines dries them with her armpit hair and mixes her period blood into the sauce. I wish you polish guys knew how to make real polish meatballs

>"Thou shall not covet thy neightour's possessions."
>"Thou shall not steal."
>JC was totally a commie who'd agree with everything I say, even my contempt for the opium of the masses- which singles out Christianity as a target above all others because I can criticise it all I like without retribution from followers that endangers my life like every oher big named atheist!

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You Italians can really learn something from my wife's son and my lesbian daughter. You haven't had a pizza until you have had diahreaa with period blood and fungus pizza. It's sad cis white males won't try it because they are small minded

This. Lucifer wanted to Rise the strong to enherit what is rightfully theirs

I like how Atheists say that Jesus was a Communist, while still condemning The Bible for being "bigoted". Which is it?

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