So, Sup Forums, what kind of animal would you want to become?

So, Sup Forums, what kind of animal would you want to become?

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A crocodile. Just leave me alone and food will come every now and then.

did he do it

A hawk/raven so I can fly across the world and have fun killing stuff.

Aren't you supposed to not leaving the forest?

Quality thread op.

A sloth since I already don't do anything but laze around all day anyway.

No. Did you watch the movie brainlet?

there is some kind of hunting for ex-hotel animals so you would be the perfect prey.

A fox named fantastic.

>ex-hotel animals

What?

A liger.

A big black cock

animals who once were peoples
sorry I am a, as this user said,
brainlet
and polack, so my english is not good

So is this movie like the one where the guy gets turned into a Walrus? Tusk, I think?

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take the test and post results

I could really relate to this movie.

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nope, it's Lanthimos.
The movie you talk about is made by Kevin "I love comic books so much I named my daughter Harley Quinn" Smith.

>I got panther rino or cock
Which should I pick?

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You know you should really have a comma in between panther and "rino"

>it's rhino

if you Rhino, you'll be poached by niggers.
if you go with cock, you'll be eaten.
Panther best bet

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A dog is the only logical answer
>nobody hunts you, man or predator
>get to live indoors, warm and well fed
>practically treated like a person
>more loved than when you were actually a man
>can licks qt's feet all day long

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unless you end up in china somehow lmao

u4real?

Corvid

"You can fuck me but you can't fuck with me"

That movie was sin.

got duck. I'm happy.

giant tortoise so i can live for a couple more hundred years

I think it's better off this way.

>What is the longest you've been i a relationship
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me on the middle

a human