Why haven't you visited Portugal?

Why haven't you visited Portugal?

too swarthy for me

i have

I heard they are very racist

You have too many hues enough as it is.

Why would I when I can just visit tropical portugal (a.k.a. Brazil)

I heard portugal doesnt have any roads

Why should I?

Spain seemed more interesting when I was in Europe

i don't like leaving my house and i'm afraid of people

Fucking schengen. They want me to show the money before they will even talk to me.

Because I'm poor and have nobody to travel with.

Not enough money. I'd like to visit someday, especially the fortress.

l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

Which city is better to visit; Porto or Lisboa?

I'm poor

What do you say to Poorutugal?

>Tfw live in a area filled with Portuguese
>have to deal with them and their ugly language everyday
even the thought about their homeland pisses me off.

>English
>One of the most unbearable languages in the world
Don't boast yourself.

We don't have any roads connected to Sp*in. Why would we?

Too poor to even visit the US

ok mr. poz cuckold. thanks for sharing your desires i will take them into consideration

I plan to someday
Hope you guys don't bully my 5'6" self

I dreamed of going to Portugal. I bet it's pleasant. FUCK sp*in

I don't have money for that.

Because aside from Porto and Lisboa there's not much more

...

i did twice
great country

the countryside is a gem.
Those tiny roads, unique housing.
There isn't anything to NOT LIKE in Portugal.

I am not worthy

nothing personel but portuguese is one of the most disgusting sounding languages it annoys me to hell

Don't you mean BR-PT?

Like how can you compare your language to EU-PT?

too far not worht.

>too many hues

nope, the poetic justice is that the poortuguese BECAME the hue

>you can never reconquista your dna

Their women are too prudish.

You will never have 100% but you might still increase from your 56% though,don't give up

You're not the one for me. I jus don't like you like that.

Because I’m fucking broke

Why does Portugal even exist and what's with the memeing around it? It looks exactly like Spain.

I have, I was 5 at the time though. Only memory of that trip is that some hairy guy was angry at me for some reason.

Why bother portugal if timor-leste is closer?

Hopefully this this catch on with rest of cuckold community.