Angel Dust thread

She is literally perfect. I wish she'd been our Wonder Woman.

she can't act though

Angel Dust is a better character, and Deadpool is a better movie.

Neither can mumbles mouth Gadot.

Being able to act is secondary as long as you're cast well and you're directed well

are you just typing random words because theres no coherent thoughts in that post

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Did her nipple actually pop out, or did she have a pasty on for that scene?

>not fat
>the subject of fat jokes the entire movie

I don't get it.

Wut. I just watched the movie and didn't hear one fat joke.

She's thick in the perfect way. I guess because she doesn't have the body of a preteen boy Hollywood might not like her though. California is full of Brian Singers.

Her boob did pop out, but based good guy Colossus averted his (and the audience's) eyes.

She did a better job at not acting than Gadot as Selina Kyle

Why did Cavil let that go?

I wish she had been Gamora.

she can't fight either

Relative to who? I'd be surprised if she couldn't fight better than you

Not even Superman can beat the cock

>tfw I ship her and Colussus
T...thanks Deadpool.

>Angel Dust and Faora will never double team me

i had that exact thought while watching the movie.

I want Faora and Angle Dust yuri

He likes 'em young

He's banging a 19 year old

Super, man.

I wish he was pounding my ass!
I'm a MAN! btw

Beats Rousey that's for damn sure.

gross

Good taste senpai.

I agree. She is WAY hotter, even with the added weight for the deadpool movie.

To my waifu

We need more her.

>ESPECIALLY with the added weight
ftfy

Don't we all?

I was really hoping that during the fight they'd get into a massive staredown before they started making out

I was hoping they'd have a moment after he called her beautiful when her titty fell out

It's a superhero movie, you don't have to act.


Also, it's a moot point since someone who can't act got the part anyway. She might as well be more buff.

I still want them to appear as a couple in a future X-Movie.

They actually just broke up.

Funny, considering that question that gets posted from time to time "What if Superman was a pedophile."

>moot

who?

think we'll get to see the full melon in the Bluray?

I can not mother fucking beleive they had Wade get strap on fucked but would not have Gina or MB show boob.
Holy mother of fuck I hate this world.

I want her to force me down and fuck me till my pelvis is dust.

>tfw no art of Angel Dust and Faora

I want her to mount Colossus and hear metal pangs every time she hops on his dildo like cock

So her inability to act and generally fugly appearance didn't put you off, huh?

>fugly

Nah now that ain't true

This but me

>fugly

u wot m8?

>She is literally perfect. I wish she'd been our Wonder Woman.
I'd be her Wonder Woman, if you know what I mean.

You got a metal pelvis and cock son?

So you'd let her dominate you and mount you and take the lead while you wear a dress and makeup so it feels like she's seducing a girly boy?

So true, and so few people realize it.

Some of the best acting performances ever given have been by people who can't act.

Better than Gadot, who can't speak a word of unfractured english without mumbling.

First she can destroy my dick, and then my dick can be augmented for her.

Too old for him. About 20 years too old.

I was about to make that exact correction.

You alright, user.

She beat everybody she ever fought except that one guy who got popped for steroids.

I just couldn't let such an egregious typo go unfixed

I need more

Angel Dust/Colossus smut fanfic when

doesn't even need to be smut actually any fanfic will do

Why is their no smut of super strong super THICK ladies?

Angel Dust that superstrength is the sexiest power a woman can have.

I feel like female dominance isn't prominent in fanfiction in general.

It's always about the two being equal and consumating their love beautifully, albeit incredibly softcore.

>Really? You're gonna leave me here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?

I'm not as big into femdom like some people are, but damn. Sometimes it's hot as fuck.

>She'll never beat the shit out of you before forcefully mounting you for shits and giggles

No theres a bunch of shit where strong woman dominate men. I like that but I want to see a dominant woman fight for it with the man.

> Deadpool 2
> Angel Dust returns as villain working for main villain.
> Colossus returns to fight her
> both beat the living crap out of eachother.
> *insert what hoped for
> Colossus cries during sex

yes pls

>that superstrength is the sexiest power a woman can have.
Damn right!

Not the user you were talking to, but I'll take this.

>So you'd let her dominate you and mount you and take the lead
Thsi? Fucking definitely.

>while you wear a dress and makeup so it feels like she's seducing a girly boy?
AW HELL NO on that part.

I didn't see the movie. What happened to her at the end? Did she get away?

Pretty much a Mr. and Mrs. Smith moment

But that's rape user.

It's good

No. Colossus caries both her and Warhead's unconscious bodies out of the area as the carrier collapses. I do believe that is the last we see of her. She's likely imprisoned.

He probably let her go.

Why's that?

Hollywood doesn't represent California.
Please don't associate all of us with that wretched hive of scum and villainy that is Los Angeles. It's degrading and painful.

19 is considered pedophilia now?

He's all about second chances. Plus she could just flash some titflesh at him and blind him until she escaped.

>Colossus ceies during sex
I didn't think I could like this Colossus anymore. Thank you Deadpool.

Holy shit, the cgi looks like it actually has weight to it.

She can't act and doesn't look the part.
>inb4 neither does Gadot
That's no excuse.

Maybe when Sacramento starts exporting their culture someone will care.

Underrated Post

>doesn't look like wonder woman
Wut

>those thighs
>that moose-knuckle

Sweet Christ, I know where I want to die.

have you seen her hands?

cavill probably got tired of the surprise hjs from scotty pipen

>not wanting a handy from Scotty Pippen

Fag.

>didn't hear one fat joke

you missed the joke pre-deadpool made on the torture table before being subjected to all of the tortures?

he referred to angel dust as the 'less angry rosie o'donnell. that's pretty insulting no matter how you try to spin it.

Neither can Gadot or ScarJo.

It is in Burgeristan. Meanwhile, Euros geto slam prime teen pussy.

>I'm a MAN! btw

clearly. everyone here knows that women don't like sex enough to say how they want it.

He's bore of her.

19yrs old = sophomore year in college. it's prime pussy no matter what country you're in, even america.

I know, I was just joking about the Americans giving Cavill shit for dating an adult female.

Fuck him. And I don't mean that sexually.

So spaniards are pedophiles. Can't say I'm surprised.

>13 yrs old age of consent

vagina's ruined before the age of 20

are those girls considered sluts if they're aren't married in their teens?

Spain was in Muslim hands for hundreds of years and we all know they like 'em young. After they'd gone nobody wanted to change that particular law.

>he thinks girls in america don't have sex before 18

>and we all know they like 'em young.

Can't fathom why, the majority of women are unbearable until they hit 30.

Because women past 25 look like trash.