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dislike this accent

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reckon i could beat the shite out of beto

Alri Big Rab

pajeeta?
Open bob, ma'am

QT ALERT QT ALERT QT ALERT

CODE BROWN

>tfw no gf

wish Britain had a Jim Anderton

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at least he's honest

If you're a 7/10 in the UK you'd literally be a 10/10 in the US because of your voice

an hindu, a jew and an irish go to an hotel of a small-town and ask for a room for three people.
"I only have one room left, which is for two, but if they are comfortable, I have room in the stable for one to sleep there".
The three individuals decide to take the room and the hindu says: "If you want, I'm going to sleep in the barn and you sleep in the room."
Five minutes later someone knocks the door:
>Who is it?"
"I am the hindu, what happens is that in the barn there is a cow, and it is a sacred animal to us, so I cannot sleep where you sleep a cow."
And later, the jew says: "do Not worry, if you want, I sleep in the barn".
Five minutes later someone knocks the door :
>Who is it?"
"I am the jew, what happens is that in the stable there is a pig, and it is an animal who is sacred for us, I cannot sleep where the pig sleeps".
later, the irish says: "do Not worry, I am going to sleep in the barn".
five minutes someone knocks the door again:
>"Who is it?"
"We are the cow and the pig, and there is an irish in the barn".

cringe

Love Autists
Fucking hate Liberals

Is this real, I always assumed it to be a meme

Hola Beto como esta?

plz open bob

The English, it used to be said, took their pleasures sadly; now they take them loudly. As they walk through the streets in pursuit of their generally gross and unrefined pleasures, or after they have taken them, they scream and shout fit to wake people on life-support machines in a vegetative state.

I suspect that the noise they make is another expression of sadness, or at least of discomfort in the world; they are desperate to convince themselves and others that they are enjoying themselves hugely when in fact they are not, and the more noise they make, the better time they suppose that they are having.

So there were these three post-modernists having a discussion at the bar. One goes to the other "You shouldn't be making sexist jokes like that!"...

torronting a massive amount of porn lads

how do brit fellas feel about having spawned murica?

Porn is sin and a crime against your health and dignity.

Any redpill man in?

i'd prefer the world to be ruled by China

It's true. The same is true for women

show vagen

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do a read of this beto

I wonder how awful it is to be an indian woman

don't I know it

Willy's gone oot ae order

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better yet: they have arranged marriages and get married off to desperate pajeets. They have no choice or they're disowned

Just threw the cat out and its -5 ahaha

Yeah but still that's just for posh sounding accents

We like Beto

need more info on this girl

based

LOVE crotch shots

reminds me of the game the local muzzies play; pour water onto cats when it's freezing and see how long it takes

Business idea: Open up a fast food chain called "Quickie's".

Schlomo is here

do you reckon her fanny smells like tikka masala?

The Plymouth Arco, invented in 2000, is 'Solid as a Rock', or so claims Plymouth Arcologies, Inc. It is known that they have stood through several earthquakes, notably in the NeoRepublic of Mexico and the Taiwan CoProsperity Region. Plymouth Arcologies are designed primarily to support heavy industries, as visually demonstrated by the sewage and pollution literally oozing down the grungy outer walls of it's obelisk-like design. Combined with the giant television screen built at the base, this arcology and it's 55,000 industrious citizens has a distinct 80's dystopian cyberpunk theme going for it.

>tfw too lazy to brush me teeth

what did he mean by that

Imagine being a yank who will never know the joys of stuffing chewing tobacco under his foreskin

wish cer0n could kill the parasite israeli to be honest

thought about doing with with ground coffee beans

Picturing Beto sucking off that donkey, lads.

ceron has not posted in weeks, lad

he got banned the la

Ay carumba!

:^]

Really want to shag a kpop girl lads

as long as something makes me feel good no one can say Im spiritually debasing myself for liking it

from reddit:

I’m into interracial pairings between Asian guys and White girls. Even typing it out gets my heart pumping. I’m curious, what do you think about Asian guys? I’ll leave this open ended but be as specific as you like. DPP works so much better when both parties are honest with each other…and with themselves.

Sex is so much more than the physical. So many people think “insert cock into pussy” is all there is to it, but no, no, no! the biggest sex organ is the human mind, no if, ands, or buts, about it. It’s about creating a situation in which trust is established. So regarding the situation, I’ll tell you straight up, I’m not one to set rules or even guidelines. I dive right into the roleplay and allow my words and actions to dictate the direction towards which our roleplay is heading. If there’s something you don’t like, I’d advise you to do the same.

Maintaining a stream of consciousness is important to me. Why? Because the writing is hotter, plain and simple. But I also don’t want you to straight up tell me. Nuance is flirting and they drive a scene. If it's all right with you, let's write in the 1st person poverty.

Do you have any specific scenarios you enjoy playing with Asian men?

Oh, and my name's Kevin, by the way.

post hot donkeys

>Ludders is here

It's 1am and I'm tired af. how are some brits posting on here at this hour? Night shift perhaps? or some of them simply don't sleep?

would love to throw a pie labelled "no more rogernomics" at roger douglas circa 1989

>my name's Kevin, by the way.

I set my alarm for 6am every morning to post here

say no more

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Do you support Boca Juniors?

uruguay is white

I definitely like a certain tone to it where asian dominance is seen as more normal. Maybe after a pearl harbor type attack and the Japanese/rest of asia are heading to the shores of the US.

Maybe it's more of a cultural invasion. Your idea of the university of asians cucking white frat boys by fucking all the women. With all the money and influence, the top alpha Asian cocks aren't afraid to assert themselves. Little cuck white boys just have to deal with their women being taken from them. It's hot when the cuck starts encouraging it.


how does this make you lads feel?

10 minutes and I have to be in that shower

no, why would I? That team is not from my country, would be really strange to support them. I do support some european teams like Real Madrid, Bayern and Man Utd

love beto me

a loyal customer I see

>Real Madrid, Bayern and Man Utd

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

good post

t. Nacional fanboy

obsessed with this girl

RICOS Y SABROSOS...........

god bless nacional

THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE australiANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``AUSTRALOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

*slowly backs out of the thread*

nazi de mierda

fuck off hitler

Hope mum brings me back a KFC for dinner tonight lads.

el nacional socialistANO

wtf this isn't hilo latino

Any Taxlandia man in?
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this all i want

the so called gf

that face tho

Despite having to trudge through the snow and living 2 hours aaay from the office, I nonetheless must begin final preparations for toil

the fucking state of brit

Good, you have no business here. This is a /brit+ibero-britishIsles/ descendants thread

haitiANO fled /lat/ because everyone bullied him HAHAHAHA

brit more like lat

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Mmm rise of Chinese nationalism has given the Western world a pause as their economic dominance begins to grow exponentially as the West declines.

White nationalism begins to falter as Asians starts to take over every major industry and hires whites to defeat themselves slowly. I just love how threatened white supremacists are threatened by asian DNA mixing to their own.

After a brutal American defeat, the President is forced to bow before an Asian dictator and white pussy becomes vulnerable to aggressive Asians bents on economically bending over western nations.

Asians in positions of authority get to fuck their white subordinates all the different sectors of the economy. It's just fun feeling the defeatism whites would feel after asians have put their dick in too far into their societies.


How does this make you feel?

*points and laughs at you*
dumb whiteboi

how's plan andinia going la?