What, in your opinion, is the best Seinfeld episode?

What, in your opinion, is the best Seinfeld episode?

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Might be an unpopular choice but I always loved The Puerto Rican Day

The Race

The way the stories of each character play off of each other in that episode is amazing.

My favorite lowkey Christmas episode too. I always make sure to recommend this episode over the Festivus episode at christmastime.

The one where Kramer gets into a money making scheme, George invents a series of lies to avoid taking blame for something, Elaine deals with a difficult boss or coworkers, and Jerry breaks up with an attractive girlfriend for a dumb reason.

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so the entire show?

the one with the whale

The Boyfriend 1 & 2. George working harder than he does at any job he's ever had to stay unemployed, Kramer and Newman and the magic loogie, and Elaine and Jerry dating Keith Hernandez.

Picking one it tough.

The Hamptons, The Contest, The Opposite, The Puffy Shirt and The Chinese Restaurant off the top of my head

"My Mother Caught Me."
Groundbreaking in it's day.
Still makes evry guy's dik soft when they watch it.

The Outing, though it's hard to choose just one

The Jimmy

>The Outing
Oh shit, I forgot about this one. This one is great.

The Chicken Roaster always gets me

The one where George becomes the leader of the Aryan nation. That shit was brilliant.

>Astroturf?! You know who's responsible for that, don't you? The Jews!

The Contest, Serenity Now, The Blood, The Checks

The Boyfriend, The Susie, The Nap. The Hamptons is also fantastic

>Yeah I saw Jane topless. Well we all saw her

the one where george does the opposite of everything

or any george episode really

The fire

"The Doll"

this scene wrecks me every time

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The Gum

the setup to this is inspired genius
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anything else is wrong

I just love it when he's acting like either of his parents. What a disturbed little man.

'The Opposite' Yep, best episode

You'd have to be insane to eat that hot dog! It's been there since the 50s
>now now that's a perfectly SANE food to eat

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the 9/11 one

There was an user who had a 24/7 Seinfeld stream going. Does anyone have the URL?

Jerry and the writers had all these retarded ideas in the last season or so to try to make these self-contained episodes that take place over a couple of hours to try to emulate the success of classic episodes like the Chinese Restaurant. E.g. Puerto Rican Day Parade, that one where Jerry buys a car and they're at the dealership all day while George is hungry. They were all just shitty generic sitcom-tier episodes.

Puerto Rican Day Parade is especially dumb because the premise was that Jerry HAD to catch the Mets game after leaving early. Later seasons Jerry was a complete sociopath who hadn't done any normal thing like watch baseball in years. Such a weird throwback to how his character was the first two or three seasons.

The one where they go to India and George tries to sleep with Jerry's gf to get back at him.

bubble boy

Jerk store

What kind of society do we live in where heros are mocked, brace men cast as villains?
How do you live with yourself?
It's not easy

Don't remember the episode name, but the scene where George is caught eating food out of the garbage and when he talks about it with Jerry is fucking hilarious

The Gymnast?

The one where he's going to marry his fiance right? When he's with her mother?

The episode where Kramer becomes a tour bus driver.

>Puerto Rican Day
definitely in my Top 10
best episode of that last season

wow you're bright huh

The Subway was always a great episode, imo.

>patricians choice

The Boyfriend or The Contest

Anybody? It had a Chatango sidebar for chat.

The episodes where Frank gets angry are always the best.
>You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe....

The episode with the Merv Griffin show set in Kramer's apartment.

Holy shit him interviewing everyone was so great.

Best line:
Kramer: "It was a grind filling 12 hours a day. I don't I was ready to have my own talk show set".

I almost forgot about that. Those scenes killed me, especially when he cut to commercial and just went to town on some chips

I don't care what anyone says, that eclair George ate out of the trash looked fucking delicious.

Then Newman and Jerry were arguing and Kramer said "Alright everyone, we're back!" and everyone straightens up.

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Always fucking gets me

I could have sworn it involved Susan's mother but looking it up I think this user is right

The Slicer is also great.

>george is in old photo with his boss
>george gets himself airbrushed out of photo
>airbrusher takes out the boss and leaves george
>george has to somehow get a picture of boss with his shirt off
>sets up a cancer screening in the office and after wacky shenanigans Kramer wearing his meat slicer coat is mistaken for the doctor
>kramer sees suspicious mole, takes photo, and tells george
>george gets current photo of Kruger put into photo, all is well
>george tells kruger he should get the mole looked at
>kruger looks at photo and says "this photo was taken 10 years ago and that mole looks the same as today"

Holy shit, I'm dying just writing this.

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This man is a legend

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was about to post this,

comedy kino

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Context for this. I think Larry actually did eat the eclair from the garbage.

>"Let me get this straight. You see some food in the receptacle. You think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"

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The Bottle Deposits. Hour long, one of the only really good Kramer schemes, probably Newman's meatiest role in any episode.

George's storyline in it about trying to decipher Wilhelm's clues about the project he's supposed to be doing is also one of the stronger George at the Yankees plots.

the boyfriend

>back, and to the left
>and you want to be my latex salesman

the summer of george

this one was fucking great

>Serenity now...insanity later

Kenny?

KEN- NY

For me one of my favorites is the one with Elaines sexy voice tape

Downtown, George, there's your answer

The one where Kramer adopts a highway mile and ends up painting black over 2 of the white lanes to make it a "luxury wide lanes" strip of the highway.

>and you want to be my latex salesman

Apparently that was ad libed. One of my favorite lines of the series.

>newman dragging the sewing machine and his mailcar catches on fire

If any of you have not watched Curb yet, do that right away.

Just watched the Black Swan/country club episode, I was near tears from laughing at parts.

I really liked that one

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meh. Seinfeld is way better

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The mailcar that was carrying illegal fish from the restaurant that wouldn't deliver to Elaine's apartment (with the mailcar hitting the sewing machine that fell out of Elaine's car who was swerving in Kramer's wide lanes).

The sea was angry that day my friend

kek

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anyone that doesnt love mr peterman is crazy

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Seinfeld had some incredible one-off characters

The Opposite

The most overrated episode is Bubble Boy.

the episode with the race should have been the series finale

MOOPS

I agree Seinfeld is better, but Curb is still top tier.

Elaine: "I believe you all know Dr. Zaius"

It was like an old man waiting in line at a deli.

tbf that coat looks comfy af

MOORS

The one where Play Now toys was trying to squeeze George out of his job for not being handicapped.

George: "I'm like a weed, Jerry."
Jerry: "Oh yeah"
George: "I'm like Hilter's last day's here".
Jerry: "I thought you were like a weed?"
George: "Yeah, I'm a weed in Hitlers bunker"

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Puddy is so great, I think he might be my favorite character.

>you will never bet on incoming flights at the airport with a rich texas oil tycoon

He wore that 8 Ball coat all the way to the finale.

Is that Gore tex?

This show had a lot of coats episodes.

There was also the one with Jerry's suede coat getting ruined in the rain.

Marine Biologist

I remember an early one that involved Kramer attempting to get his coat back from his mother's boyfriend or something.

the birthday wishes episode

OOOOONCE

Twice.

The Mango

This show had so many memorable minor characters. I just looked it up, and Puddy only appeared in 11, Kenny Bania in 7, Jackie Chiles in 6.


Frank Costanza, Newman, and Mr. Steinbrenner too. That supporting cast was sick.

Kramer: "Darren, if you had told me that five years ago that we would be solving the worlds energy crisis, I'd had said you were crazy. Now lets push this giant ball of oil out the window."

>costanza

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