Since the last year was a shitshow is there anything to look forward to for this year's Cannes Film Festival?
Since the last year was a shitshow is there anything to look forward to for this year's Cannes Film Festival?
Evan Cox
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Cooper Wilson
Haneke triggering Sup Forums
Nolan Brooks
good time looks promising
Cooper Murphy
>Happy End, A drama about a family set in Calais with the European refugee crisis as the backdrop.
FUCKING WEW
Jack Mitchell
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Another Lanthimos autismkino
Blake Gutierrez
Sony stormed Cannes with Emoji Movie fanfare. TJ Miller dropped onto the beach with an emoji parachute, wearing a bright yellow tuxedo and holding a Pennywise red balloon. A bunch of mascot emoji characters came onto the stage from a boat like they were storming Normandy, or maybe immigrants from Africa. The way the livestream is set up, it looks like there are only about 15 press members in the audience. It's one of the most embarrassing and bizarre things I've ever seen at Cannes.
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Then apparently Ismael's Ghosts got bad reviews (though French critics are kinder todaslascriticas.com.ar
Almodovar devoted his opening speech to saying he would never vote for a movie that's only on Netflix. Will Smith gave him shit for it, but I think we can count out Noah Baumbach or Okja from winning any awards this year. Bummer.
All this just from Day 1. Wish Sup Forums wasn't such a dump compared to last year, there's a lot of interesting shit going on.
Jaxson Brooks
At least this fucking cunt won't be there this year.
Samuel Thompson
>Will Smith is on the jury
Seriously, HOL UP
Aaron Gutierrez
>Sony stormed Cannes with Emoji Movie fanfare.
>This actually happen
Tyler Thompson
>Ironically brought shit to Cannes and won a Grand Prix
Dare I say it, /ourguy/?
Brody Baker
Go fuck a dude dressed as your mom, Xavier
Josiah Rogers
No that would be Lars.
Ian Brooks
...
William Butler
the only thing I am looking forward to is Kermode's commentary about Cannes
Bentley Bailey
>Mark Commode
William Bailey
Doesn't Twin Peaks premier at Cannes?
Daniel Price
First two episodes
Christopher Diaz
Daily reminder that they reduced the THICCness of Claudia Cardinale's legs for that poster
Yet another evidence to add to the endless list of why this festival is a steaming pile of shit
Cooper Adams
How did they get away with this?
Carter Jackson
No fat chicks allowed at Cannes
Wyatt Perry
This is so stupid how this makes the poster aesthetically any better?
Aaron Lewis
We don't get exposed to her cankles
Aaron Myers
Jonathan Jenkins
Takashi's next work is mangashit
How this weebshit got into Cannes?
Brody Allen
>Russian film Loveless
Jordan Phillips
no thicc allowed
Isaac Flores
Sony confirmed /our guys/
Eli Turner
where the fuck is CEYLAN?
Angel Price
THAT
FEEL
WHEN
NO
SHOEGAZE
GIRLFRIEND
Daniel Lee
KEK
Michael Morales
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence was in competition in 2004, ignoramous.
Luis Brooks
how about a post-rock sister
Nathan Sanchez
its sri lanka.
anyways they make some DOPE tea.
Matthew Wilson
i want them all.
Aaron Baker
you can't have it all
Easton Cruz
>anything to look forward to
Yes, disgruntled critics throwing eggs at Haneke's face during the press conference. That would be great desu senpai
Logan Taylor
>that Argentina
nicely subtle bait
John Watson
You're right, there are some inaccuracies with that map.
Liam Anderson
Yeah like how it also shows America and Russia as white
Ryan Martin
@82884065
>220 million whites
>not white
epin b8 Mohammed
Chase Walker
Sup Forums go home, we're talking about films here
Jackson Long
That's not fair criticism: the USA was traditionally an overwhelmingly White country (~90% White until the 1965 immigration law, after which it has gone down quickly).
Russia has traditionally had many indigenous ethnic groups but they have always been small minorities and unique to specific parts of the country.
Nathan Nguyen
Which white are you?
Jason Brown
Ok, well wake me up when something actually interesting and memorable happens at the festival this year.
Sebastian Morales
Is Zvyagintsev going through 7 deadly sins or something? Elena was about greed, Leviathan about about gluttony (specifically drinking too much), this is about lust.
Ryan Brown
what the fuck is Adrien Brody doing in cannes
William Campbell
will smith on the jury
Sebastian Wilson
Cannes is the worst
Owen Jones
Are you there? Do you have any other cool info?
Adam Long
fucking KEK
His face reaction
Christopher Roberts
What was Return about, anger?
Nathaniel Campbell
what is he saying?
Aaron Parker
"J'aime grande noir baguettes"
Oliver Morales
I'm in love with marion
Cameron Lopez
Just following the festival online, but if there are more threads throughout this and next week I'll post whatever good content I can find.
Jaxon Perez
mole
Joseph Cooper
me in cannes today
Mason Nelson
derrier
Elijah Lewis
What's the purpose of her being at the film fest?
Brayden Edwards
do you think I care? breh
Jack Thomas
>What's the purpose of tits and ass?
Daniel Phillips
Landon Ross
i don't believe it
Ryder Martin
What films are you hyped for goys?
Austin Lopez
the emoji movie
Jack Moore
they didn't actually
they were largely criticized for that
Aiden Barnes
/ourguy/ Yorgos new film of course
Daniel Long
Wonderstruck and Happy End
maybe the new Hazanavicius
Austin Jenkins
Safdie bros and Haynes movies.
I hope we'll have good threads like last year
Jaxon Allen
>Haynes
Wonderstruck is the new Hugo
save my post
Chase Campbell
Idk what to expect from the new Hazanavicius. I like him but I'm not fond of biopics and I think Louis Garrel sucks.
Liam White
Is she really back at Cannes this year or is this an old pic??
Liam Adams
Based Hong will win
Ethan Collins
Cannes confirmed shit if he does.
Carson Cox
>new Hazanavicius
Oh dear
Robert Hernandez
Nah, his first two movies were different. He got much darker lately. Frankly I can't even watch his stuff, there's too much hate there, he pretty much wants you to hate every one of the characters. Makes me want to kms.
Ethan Cooper
muh jesus daddy
Brody Rogers
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>that trailer
I'm used to hollywood fodder
Jeremiah Young
this will get worse reviews than the last face
screencap this
Dylan Cooper
I saw the trailer for the new Safdie brothers movie and wasn't really good.
Easton Murphy
It's just one review
But still, that's pretty bad
Ian Rogers
The last face of 2017
Joshua Robinson
Best film from Cannes last year?
Jayden Ross
moar liek
>Haneke makes a movie that's totally not about Hitler but critics think it must be about hitler because he's german and all german avantgarde films are always about hitler
Dominic Powell
I feel like cannes has been rip on tv for years desu but if you wana try and get some chats going i'm in mate
Jordan White
>All those meme critics hating on Desplechin
What a bunch of plebs kek
Noah Anderson
holy shit how retarded
Jose Gray
who else ready for fucking gustavo or whatever the faggots name is to give 2 films 8 and every other film 0-2
Caleb Perry
Last year had some nice threads.
It's supposed to look more like a 7 this way.
Connor Bell
...
Easton Rivera
>Last year had some nice threads.
Only because of the constant Dolan bashing and KStew showing her tits and Bella Hadid showing her pusy oh wait
Kayden Wright
...
Kevin White
>Sofia Coppola movie getting better reviews than based Zvyagintsev's new movie
just how plebeian can one festival fucking be?
Isaiah Nguyen
good news then, lads
Connor Johnson
he's austrian
Jace Walker
Charles Flores
there was vid on dailymail of bella groping emily's tits was really hot
Camden Powell
give me a movie to start with desplechin
Landon Rogers
my nigga Andy Z coming through again
based eastern yuros are saving Euro cinema right now despite these retard westerners and nordics trying their best to completely shit it up
Jaxson Cox
Elle