Police aim their gun at me

>police aim their gun at me
>I have to do continuous backflips while reciting the notes for Beethoven's 5th
G-god bless America

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>be american
>exercise your 2nd amendment rights by sticking a gun out the window
>get shot

>be american

>YOU ARE UNDER AREST, RUB YOUR BELLY AND PAT YOUR HEAD
>NOW SWAP ARMS
>I SAID SWAP YOU ARMS OR WE WILL SHOOTING YOU
>get shot

>*swaps arms*
>I DID NOT SAY SIMON SAYS
>*gets shot*

>DO YOU UNDERSTAND
>yes, I wa-
>SHUT UP

OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
I SAID WALK THE DINOSAUR
BANG BANG BANG

>be american
>play Chinese whispers/telephone
>the order GET DOWN ON THE GROUND SHUT UP YOU LISTEN YOU OBEY CROSS YOR LEGS CRAWL BACKWARDS doesn't get through
>fail to comply
>get shot

this is what happens when you give power to manlets

>tfw guns AND people don't shoot each other all the time
Feels good.

>be am*rican
>do a finger gun gesture
>4'2" cop points his gun at me
>get ordered to find the cure for parkinson's in 10 minutes
>find the cure for progeria instead
>get shot

>YOU'LL NEVA TEK ME ALIVE COPPER!

this but not as much guns as you lucky faggots got

It was just an airgun too.

You take that back

>DON'T FOLLOW THIS ORDER, OR YOU WILL GET SHOT

Is this kino?

Fugg :-D

>not handcuffing him and watching him burn
what country is this from?

>police officer orders me to suck his dick or else he will shoot me

h-he can't hurt me if I just don't move
right lads

>gets shot
>"AM I GETTING SHOT, OFFICER?"

Ok.

you can only make one more mistake, kid

>thought it was a good idea to go back in a burning car and try to drive away

What's going on here?

This was fucking funny

Y O U ' R E

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Rollerino

the absolute madman

>US citizens start wearing suicide vests to protect themselves against police brutality
This is the future Founding Fathers envisioned

>"i didn't say simon says"
>"you're fucked"
>get shot

They still have laws against brandishing firearms.

J

Dumb yuropoors

He didn't stick it out the window. He literally just passed the window while holding the gun.

Some retarded neighbour thought that was good enough excuse to call the cops.

>be american

>attempt suicide
>fail
>get shot by police
>win

What are you talking about?

Rollo

>HE GETS BACK IN

youtube.com/watch?v=CBLMuxqKkGw

rollan

>YOU BETTER GET AT LEAST A SCORE OF 30 ON THIS GYMNASTICS COURSE OR I SHOOT
>win only silver
>get shot

WHAT'S GOING ON

Americans in their natural habitat.

Je roule

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pls be quints

Probably wanted to kill himself by blowing up the car.

...

>be american
>exercise your gun ownership rights by owning a gun
>cop asks if you have a gan
>y-yes
>get shot

looks like the cops were waiting for him to enter the car
probably a bait car set up by the police

Why does everyone always hold their breath in american movies and tv shows when a cop pulls them over and walks slowly to the car? Are they afraid for some kind of abuse of power?

lmao

Quality shitpost

America is a paternal society but the South has destroyed all the great traditional patrons (either by assassination or character assassination) so they're desperate for a domineering authority to submit to.

rollando

That goy had to be sub 80 IQ
VERY stupid. Could not follow instructions from the get-go.

ahahahahahaha

Gâteau roulé

>he's going back

D-g bless

>landlocked

>MART PERMIT REVOKED

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please dont shoot

Wow that escalated quickly

Roll

It's just a fucking mcD

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