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Edition: Monday morning with the lads.

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leftypol paki here. Just finished breakfast and have now sat down ready to spend the entire day on /brit/ reeeeeing about rorkes, arguing for multiculturalism and getting upset at casual racism.

And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

you're among friends

freezing my nibs off

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I can't go to pubs every evening with my lads and kick some black butts with my Martens boots
Why live mates

4am

The only light in my life is that of my microwave as it heats my frozen corn dogs.

Fuck, meant to greentext the first sentence.

not sure what to do for dinner lads

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

fuck off bizarro foreigners, especially those in fucking nonce asia

you don't go to the doctors because you think you have cancer
you go because you have symptoms that are interfering in your life somehow, it's their responsibility to then diagnose you

>flag
How about some dog?

Sup Forums is a European board, therefore you are the foreigner.

how original

this site is American, so I naturally see nothing but foreigners, half of which come here just to try and insult me

not sure how much petrol I've got (gauge broken)
dicing with death everytime I go out

Ohayo

There's nothing inherently American about this site. It's a copy of a Japanese concept by an American now run by a Japanese.

I like her a lot but she has small breasts

Business Idea: canned pretty girl poop for sale.

FUCK SNOW FUCK THE COLD FUCK OFF

sure is, it was a forum of americans at its inception

6c in the runt office today lads. Toilberg is sitting up stairs in the air conditioned one at a comfy 21c

Any of you lads familiar with music genres?

Older ones.

just like america being a british colony at its inception

>tv ad
>COOOORRRRR

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How old and what genres, lad?

Touch my rudebox pls

having unexplained pains in my body does not qualify me to see a doctor because i am afraid i might have cancer?

Used to seriously argue points, but now I just greentext them and post a brainlet wojak. Maybe spice it up a bit with some retard text.

INFINITELY more satisfying

n*nce

no I'm saying you'll describe those unexplained pains to your doctor and then they'll decide if they should screen you for cancer or if they think you have something like an infection or viral illness or

no toil today
feels good

Could you please provide a pic for 7.5?

*calls saul*
thought I'd better

yeah

Got my drivers licence test tomorrow and there isnt a practice test online haha im going to fail

Yes hello this is Saul, to whom am I speaking?

Old. I can tell the difference between folk rock, country rock and roots rock. I can tell the difference between rockabilly and surf rock and between smooth jazz and jazz fusion et cetera. I only deal in music from the 80s on back.

need some new/rare brainlets lads

I made a .gif of this one

not sure whats wrong with this bloke. i ask a question and he answers it which is nice then when i inquire more into his question he gets all passive aggressive and tells me his answer isnt what i wanted to know like dude just tell me the answer

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

let's have a look lad

Which genres in particular, lad?
You got any recommendations for some old jazz albums then, lad? Looking for something a bit cooky, perhaps psychedelic, maybe trippy, if I'm to be completely honest with you. Maybe something a long the lines of:
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you're only a virgin because you won't lower your standards

idk a lot of them
if you want jazz albums check out pharoah sanders and rahsaan roland kirk

Don't have it rn
On my phone

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man alive what a repugnant image

MUH FUGGING GRENFELL TOWER

>pharoah sanders
Yes, lad. I was actually going to post him as an example, in the previous post. Really like his Tauhid album - looking for something along the lines of that actually, so if you know do drop a few. I'll look into Rahsaan Roland Kirk now. Thanks, lad.

ach, alri
unless you mean this but i haven't got it anyway, cheers

Gonna book another licence test for when i fail tomorrow. Licence expires on christmas so i need to either pass or get a new one before then

are those gourmet rustlers still on offer in the 'burys

Oh cool i cant even book another test because i already have one booked thats pretty aids

Nachos?

check out The Pyramids, Abdul Wadud (By Myself), Alice Coltrane & Pharoah Sanders, Don Cherry and Joe Henderson

housemates have decided we're hosting a party on friday
how can i prevent this from happening lads

Arson.

just go and have fun mate

wow you suck

why go girls love cum so much?

Crispy!

How about you go live somewhere else you no-fun-freddy

>ywn have a qt weather girl armlet

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Go take a shit in the living room. Then smear it on the walls

Out of all the jobs she could possibly get, why would they give her the job that requires the most pointing?

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she shouldve become a football player

He should have called saul

>Be uber driver
>Take a week off toil just cos I can
>claim unemployment gibmedats anyway
Fite me

>she shouldve become a football player

reckon she's a southpaw

lmao he's a fucking uber driver

Fucking Christ mother is an bad film.

Misread how much she weighed. Women can be heavier than they look.

I loved it, but I also loved Black Swan

Not saying you're wrong, the movie seems to be getting ratings that are either 0 or 3.5/4 so it's just very polarising

sometimes do wanks with the roommate but he always cums too quickly

*karate chops your willy*

Never understood the appeal of house parties. Wouldn't you rather do an actual activity with people you actually know well enough to feel comfortable around them, rather than stand around drinking gross beverages and making small talk with people you hardly know? Could be an okay way to meet people I guess, but even then you probably don't have anything in common with most people there unless you have the most normie hobbies like watching sports or going clubbing on the weekend.

They marketed it badly
Shouldn't have bothered to push it as a mainstream horror film

I enjoyed having watched it knowing nothing beforehand other than 'maybe kind of spooky'

Aronofsky literally GAVE AWAY THE WHOLE PREMISE in an interview apparently

>accidentally back over a small child
>cripple him for life
>have to pay for his special needs until the day he dies because you don't have commercial car insurance
wat do

there's a name for someone you live and perform sexual acts with and it's not roommate

I play the NEET life,
because there's no place I can go.
NEET life,
it's the only life I know.
NEET life,
there's a thousand games to play.
NEET life,
until you play your life away.

fuck off underage runt

Plan A: Kill the kid and dispose of the evidence
Plan B: skip out overseas

hankering for a wankering

monthly reminder that /brit/ is a dying general.

Business idea: pay hundreds to advertise /brit/ on every single board

And? It isn't now.

I can't believe you've done this

but muh heritage

i hate the snow because it makes me feel obligated to give the pizza man a tip and how it's nearly christmas and everything
they don't actually spit on your food do they?