Let's Speak English #124 - Not Covered In Training

>I suddenly remembered this a couple days ago when my arm fell off my current glasses >3>;;

>I basically spent the rest of the class perma-winking, but then the school handyman was nice enough to fix them for me. Life's an adventure!

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Just pretend you're a pirate or something.

Those must have been very old glasses.

>Mary Sensei is grading tests, thinking of stupid weeb songs, when she takes a drink of water
>as she suddenly wonders when she poured it, her eyes get heavy and she gets dizzy, and everything goes black
>Mary wakes up to feel a slight chill waft over her body and opens her eyes
>she realizes she is dressed in a dog collar and her hands and feet are tied together, and she's COMPLETELY naked
>"Mary-Sensei!"
>no, no it couldn't be
>she looks to her right and sees her students in their underwear, looking proud and sporting boners
>"Mary-Sensei, we can't study with you shaking your soft butt in our faces, teasing us all day!"
>BIG BUTT SENSEI they chant, BIG BUTT SENSEI
>"So as your punishment, we are going to... eto...'
>best english speaker walks up
>"Facku yuu inda ebaree horr, des"
>NO! thinks Mary-Sensei, my one weakness, teacher/student sexual scenarios!
>The tiny slant eyed perverts descend on Big Butt Mary with their sensitive shota dicks
>Ass, Pussy, Mouth, Nose, no orifice is safe from them
>even the girls get involved, and Mary is forced to eat their tiny bentos
>At the end, Mary is coated in and out with their Soy-enriched Semen
>Mary hates to admit how good it was, but at least it's over
>"Mary Sensei, we brought a friend!"
>rustle rustle she hears
>No... it can't be
>NEJIRI HONNYO IS REAL
>AND HE'S COME TO RAPE HER TOO
>and now she truly knows that that black thing on his face is a mouth, as a long tendril tongue emerges and tastes Mary
>UMESSHIII it roars, the beasts is hungry, and it will have Poor Mary in every way
>'It's a tradition to feed our english teachers to the beast of the mountains!' chimes in Sexy Pose shota
>his massive Rice-based Cock violates Mary's massive butt, and Mary Sensei in shame and release, embraces her destiny
>Nejiri's maw opens wide as the students chant in unison and say Goodbye to Mary as she is lowered into the beast's mouth whole to dijest in his Rice Paddy gullet
>Mary's fat ass feeds Nejiri through the winter

please don't do that to her

I don't believe Nejiri honyo has any rule 34. And mary sensei definitly punches under her weight, no pun intended.

Apparently it is a mascot from a small town so a character nobody cares about from a city nobody knows. There is hardly any fanart at all.

I thought she stopped doing these.
Cool.

>Mary's fat ass feeds Nejiri through the winter

I need to find a way to fit this in unrelated conversations on Sup Forums.

She left Japan but she still have a few more stories to tell

But she has no hat

The hat is in her ship.

And her ship is in America!

Just put your lens back in you fucking autist.

It can't hold the lens in place anymore, the screw escaped.

...

Do you happen to have the full picture user?

From what I know that is the full picture.

Doesn't work like that with thin frames, man. Once the screw pops you'll be lucky to even find it.

Don't you have spare screws? What do you do when you need to screw things in?

Every time I throw something away I take all the screws out of it, sort them, and store them in little cups and bins. I am always prepared.

those glasses use really tiny screws and even people that save screws usually don't carry a wide varieties of screws with them as it is something overly specific that have no use in 99.99% of the time.

I do. That's why it's funny.
I'm just a box of strangely useful things.

At a presentation. The guy on stage goes, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize how awkward it would be doing this with my laptop's touchpad."
From the back row, I yell, "Do you want a mouse!? I have two. Red or grey?"

Went on a trip with someone and half way there we discovered that their truck's lighter didn't work and the GPS' battery had died. Don't worry, I have roach clips and enough wire that we can just attach the cigarette charger direction into the car's fuse box.

Way back in high school a bunch of people brought in video cards to temporarily install in the math lab so they could play Quake. The computers didn't have an extra 12v plug for some of them. Don't worry guys! I have 20 12 volt PC splitters in my bag. Why? The guy at the used PC store sold them to me for $5 and I hadn't remembered to take them out of my bag in the last few days.

Someone dropped a steel bracelet down a storm drain. Don't worry, I have this spoon, with a string and magnet tied to it. Why? Because it's useful!

You're a walking bag of holding, user

I had a friend in college who carried around a giant fucking purse that was basically the equivalent of Mary Poppins' carpetbag.

Oh god! It's like that guy obsessed with Treasure Planet all over again!

when you fall on a body of water you will sink like a stone.
>I got this inflatable boat...

That happeend to me a week ago
screw just literally popped off and got removed from existance before it even touched the ground and the lens popped out with the most unsatisfying "POK" you'll ever hear

Thankfully the place I bought them from is not even 3 minutes drive and the one I lost was not corrective (technically is, got 14/10 on my left eye) Otherwise there's no way anyone would have that kind of screws just lying around, especially not on newer glasses

Ahaha I remember that guy. No, all my crap is all packed away tightly, you'd never know just to look at me. Even looking around my house you wouldn't really know just how much odd shit I have tucked away.

I went out to a cabin way out in the woods with a few buddies to fish, cook outdoors, watch movies and bullshit. One of my friends had brought their laptop and a brand new TV/monitor.

"Fuck, this TV is missing it's VGA cable."
"Did you really think it would come with one, you always have to buy cables with new stuff. FUCK! It's an hour to the nearest store. Who is going to go pick up the damn cable?"

"No need, I have two in the trunk. I also have 5 usb cables, 800 odd feet of cat5, as well as cable ends and a pair of crimpers."

>800 odd feet of cat5
there's no way anyone is ever gonna need that much cable in a normal situation
a quarter kilometer of it is just overkill, how do you even fit it in your trunk? at 6 meters per round, that's at least 40 coils still

What? It's just a little box. I buy it in 1000ft increments. Normally use it all in about 2-4 years. The most I've ever used at once was about 250 feet.

I have a little shitty hatchback. I can cram a lot of stuff in it.

Ooooh ok, I was thinking of another kind of cable then

This is you, isn't it?

No, damnit.

I do not own an inflatable raft. I have one of those blowup beds somewhere though. However it's a moot point. I swim like a fish. I once swam across a pond in full winter attire; boots, coat, overalls, pants, legging, etc.

>I once swam across a pond in full winter attire; boots, coat, overalls, pants, legging, etc.
Was there some junk on the other bank of that pond?

>Don't worry, I have this spoon, with a string and magnet tied to it
What the fuck man. You are just pulling shit out of your ass.

A hat that used to belong to me dead grandfather blew off my head. I wasn't about to let it sink away. By the time I got to it I was closer to the other side and I was fucking cold and getting out of the water as hard as I could.

While I haven't carried it in years, I still know exactly were it is: magnetized under my desk.

To be fair, where else would you pull shit out of?

God I remember that happened to me once

I happened to close my eyes for 2 secs and when I reopened them I thought I was going blind or something

Come into this thread for Mary sensei

Only to see these posts
What the fuck did I stumble upon

...

sometimes the crafters dont screw it on properly and movements slowly unhinge the screw

I think he was thinking you were carrying around 800+ ft. of loose cable.

Crazy people. It's Sup Forums after all.

Why tie a magnet to a spoon in the first place?

You know, I've had that thing for so long I hardly remember. I started carrying it, like, freshman year of high school ish. So 18 years ago or... god I'm old.

Anyway, the spoon was a prop for every time a friend of mine made a The Tick reference. The magnet was something I was using to try and learn some odd slight of hand tricks. The string, I think it was holding a part of my bag together until I bought a replacement. Then when I moved things from one bag to the next I just tied the magnet to the spoon so they would be harder to loose, or something, I don't remember. After that weird situations kept coming up where a spoon tied to a magnet was useful. Now I have it as kind of a memento of my youth.

draconian marshmallow poink?

sometimes i feel useful for having tums and tylenol and a bronchodilator inhaler on me at all times.. and a pen.

i did that with cool gloves and elbow pads and shit. remember when gloves looked, like, robo segmented? little square foam pads on em..

you're old, but you're cool.

Where can people find these? She have her own website?

I don't understand. Just tell your students your glasses broke and read with one eye, right?

marycagle.com/

Google: mary sensei comic
It's not hard, she has a website.

>>NO! thinks Mary-Sensei, my one weakness, teacher/student sexual scenarios!

that's because you're not thinking with enough autism

I bet you carry duct tape in your back pocket too, you Richard dean Anderson sounding motherfucker.

No. Just no.

Yeah, I found it. Thanks anyways!

I don't have any duct tape anywhere actually. I might have a roll of gorilla tape in the basement but I might be out. I do have a pop rivet gun in the car though. Pop rivets aren't as versatile as duct tape, but most real emergencies duct tape will fix pop rivets will fix better. When I was in high school I was a big fan of the stuff though.

Back then I used to drive a huge beat up white delivery van with a brown door, no windows. I fell in the lake and so I grabbed a change of cloths out of the van, opened the rear door, and strung my shoes and original cloth up to dry. In the back of the van you could see a bag of cloths, a sleeping bag with one of those foam egg create sheets, and a large box of bulk duct tape.

I caught someone's mother telling her, 'Now don't you dare trust the kind of guy that drives something like that. That's a rapists van.'
I was standing right there, "No that's mine, it's all towing and picking things up, I can see how it might look a little sinister there with the cloths and the tape."

I've never seen someone so embarrassed before, she couldn't even stammer out an apology.

Did you rape her?

No.

So your basically Rory's dad irl?
Neat

>Rory's dad
I don't know that reference.

>Skadi ends
>now Lets speak english is ending.

When's Ava's Demon updating again?

>Mines Bigger!! gets hacked and canceled.
>PAWN barely gets updates anymore.
>Let's Learn English is ending.
>Skadi ended.
>Bombango is barely updated anymore.

She's still going to make comics though.

but not about her moe adventures among cute kids.

It won't be the same. Some of her cutest comics came out of teaching kids and teasing them. Like when they called her big butt.

I'm sad that it didn't last enough to produce more porn... I like kawaii porn

Wait... Mary Sensei is ending.
What is she going to do now? Just make comics? How can she just make comics when the thing that made her comics good was real life experience?

LSE is her hobby, she consider her other comics her main thing.

>Skadi

Gonna have to thank you two anons, just binged the comic today and I enjoyed it.

>What is she going to do now? Just make comics? How can she just make comics when the thing that made her comics good was real life experience?
She has like two other running comics for quite a long time, like Kiwi Blitz.

You might maybe want to check them out possibly?

Glad to see she's still doing the comics at the moment.

I found out about her from LoT and Kiwi Blitz, not this autistic comic.