Tonight, we have a very special episode, oh my god...
>Colbert places his hand over his face and his other on his hip. The crowd laughs much too hard at such a basic comedic tool.
We have to talk about him again.
>Canned gasps mixed with nervous laughter. None of this is recorded live, it has been premixed by the production crew.
Yet again... it's Donald
>The live crowd collectively inhales so hard that it creates a NASA-tier gravity vacuum. Smartphones, purses, and the more petite audience members start floating toward the studio ceiling.
trDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-I'M PICKLE RICK! BIG REVEAL!
why do so many of you keep watching this? don't you get tired?
Jeremiah Clark
Does it hurt to know your hero sold his soul because no one would've cared otherwise?
Xavier Sanchez
WE NEED TO TALK, FROMPF WHERE ARE THE SCOOPS
Dominic Edwards
>not rocking Big Baller Brand ZO2's and a rick and morty neck tattoo
shiggy diggy
Oliver Ward
Obama had two scoops too. What will you do now, meme man?
Dylan Gonzalez
AN EPIDEMIC, STOP HAVING TWO SCOOPS SPRUMPF AND OBRUMA
Ian Bailey
Nobody watches it you idiot. I've only seen a couple clips of Colbert in my life
Caleb White
>travel ban 1 failed >travel ban 2 failed >sanctuary city order failed >failed to introduce a single one of his 10 legislation proposals promised within his first 100 days, including but not limited to the Middle Class Tax Relief and Simplification Act, Affordable Childcare and Eldercare Act, etc. >tries to brag about using EOs when he complained about Obama being lazy and ineffective for using them and not passing laws >keystone pipeline using american steel failed >couldn't repeal obamacare, even though the republicans literally control congress >signed a bill overturning FCC regulations protecting your privacy online >getting mexico to pay for wall failed, nearly cause a government shutdown for demanding 1 billion dollar downpayment for the wall that's supposed to be paid by mexico >defeating isis in 30 days failed >drain the swamp was a lie >lock her up was a lie >no cuts to medicare was a lie >even breitbart acknowledged the russian shills in trump's cabinet- flynn was denied immunity, may have broken law not disclosing payments from Russia >travel expenses in first 3 months wasted more tax payer dollars than obama's first two years as president >kills clean power plan. wants to destroy the environment, overturned regulation preventing coal companies from dumping shit into rivers >flip flopped on NATO, labeling China a currency manipulator, the Export-Import Bank, and making the American dollar stronger >flip flopped on targeting dreamers >lied about not intervening with syria, wasted 60 million tax payer dollars launching 59 missiles that didn't even destroy the airbase, and warned the russians but never informed congress or the NSC >asks director of the FBI to end the Russia investigation, fires him when he refuses >leaks classified intel from Israel to Russia who are close allies with Iran, endangering Israel spy embedded in Isis
Pol please defend any of it
Jeremiah Foster
lmfao this is gold!!
Samuel Brown
Hes pretty funny, popular too. You should give the show a try
Zachary Gray
...
Ian Roberts
They don't watch it, they just cry about it online because he hurt their feeeelings.
Lucas Ortiz
t_d is melting down
Jaxson Edwards
>Special counsel appointed >Ryan caught on tape actively trying to silence suggestions that Trump is paid by Putin >Trump team confirmed to have known that Flynn was under investigation before inauguration HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caleb White
...
Joseph Edwards
Why can't pol defend any of it?
Noah Cooper
7D HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS
Aaron Sanders
Underage newfags used to go to Sup Forums first. Now they go to Sup Forums.
Jaxon Reyes
If the federal government won't cooperate with a duly elected president who is clearly within his bounds, that's their problem, not his. This is what we want. We want you to stonewall him completely. That way, the case for the tearing the whole thing down is complete. Thanks for your cooperation.
Robert Long
>le 12D Battleship may-may whatever you say my Harvard educated friend
Mason Sullivan
What classified info did trump leak to russia? If you can't answer this, you have no proof that it happened and are forming opinions based on second and third hand reports.
Brayden Carter
How did the federal government make him flip flop on syria, china, nato, and the import export bank?
Kevin Long
Wrong, the intel is still classified, but the white house confirmed it happened. Stay in denial.
Joshua Lopez
>>leaks classified intel from Israel to Russia who are close allies with Iran, endangering Israel spy embedded in Isis
It's amazing the left fails to realize they put the spy in jeopardy publishing this instead of sitting on it
Hunter Thompson
he still irritates libtards tho so he's a success in my book
The house did not confirm it was classified information. Media hyperbole did that. Same way that "I hope you can let this go" is being turned into a demand to kill the investigation when comey swore under oath a month ago he had received no requests for the investigation to be terminated - meaning either comey lied under oath, the reports of a memo are fake or comey did not take trump's comment as a demand. None of those three options make trump look bad.
Adam Gutierrez
>massive covert CBS advertising campaign disguised as thinly-veiled hysterics >best ratings in years
Kayden Watson
>As President I wanted to share with Russia (at an openly scheduled W.H. meeting) which I have the absolute right to do, facts pertaining.... >...to terrorism and airline flight safety. Humanitarian reasons, plus I want Russia to greatly step up their fight against ISIS & terrorism.
Where's the part of this that states it was classified information?
Camden Campbell
Are you pretty?
Owen Bell
I've got a pair of flip flops I wear at the lake. That the kind of flip flop you mean?
Levi Hall
>why doesn't trumpdaddys explanation of the events leave out the term classified information New to this?
John Hall
>I'm easily impressed by brand names What's your take, slick?
Isaac Hall
So you're using your own confirmation bias to fill in the blanks and act as if it's proof of something that is never actually stated?
Jacob Morales
25 in july
fuck libtards and fuck drumpf, they both deserve each other
Mason Jackson
>i'm right because they media tells me i'm right
Gavin Cox
As a non-American I enjoy watching US shows veer off into an absurd Orwell twilight zone.
Aaron Taylor
Yes
Chase Hall
and the left is one person/organisation.
Evan Scott
I'm just wondering why someone would take a scoop before finishing the one on his cone..
Kayden Hill
No
Alexander Hill
TWO SCOOBS!????!
Dylan Roberts
>fucked libtards over for decades to come with his SJ pick >muh guns are safe for 4 years at least >cracking down on sanctuary cities All he really has to do to make me happy desu, and I voted for whatsallepo
