Deadpool & The Mercs For Money 004 Storytime
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Any /ñ/ here to translate this?
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>I absorbed the power of the Watcher
I completely forgot that was him
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>Slapstick is finally back to being a living Looney Tunes reference rather than a 1 dimensional "He has no penis" joke
Fucking FINALLY!
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Wow taskmaster not jobbing to Deadpool. That new
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And that's it folks. Tune in next month for the finale to this mini. Hope you all enjoyed the storytime, because I have. Surprisingly good for Bunnpool
Oops
Thanks OP.
You got the Deadpool: Last Days of Magic to storytime? That's surprisingly sad for a Deadpool one-shot of another books event.
Wait, the robot is mastermind?
Sure, I'll do it. Just give me a second
Here, ese
Panel 1
>Hey, buddy, you've caused us a LOT of problems
Panel 2
>When we were hired to recover you from the Beyond Corporation, we had no idea of what we were getting into.
>Little did we know that we were recovering a robot that could tell the future.
Panel 3
>We also didn't realize that EVERY mercenary in the world would be willing to kill in order to get you.
>If Deadpool had asked me about this
>I would have warned him that selling you to the best bidder wouldn't solve our problems.
Panel 4
>We should have destroyed you when we had the chance.
>The superhuman power you offer...
>The potential for evil it represents...
>Cannot be understood by the mortal man.
Panel 5
>But the vultures are coming
>And we...
>Can only wait...
>...For death to take us.
>I'm sorry, friends
>But we can't let you keep following us
>Oh, the humanity!
>Two of the best fighters are clashing with the aztec vampires with crystal skulls in the ring!
>How can I fight men of such honor, finesse, grace and mystery?
>These mercenaries are working for opposing purposes!
>They kill each other to get to their prey!
>But that's after they kill us!
The Spanish writing keeps getting worse. I swear they are google translating it from english, then having a third generation hispanic intern who only kinda speaks spanish spotcheck the text during lunch.
Why would he be mastermind ?
I wonder if this is the same Recorder Iron Man fought.
>The Spanish writing keeps getting worse. I swear they are google translating it from english
I actually think that was a joke in one of the books they released. It was entirely in Google Translate. Thanks for the translations though my friend.
Alright. I'm doing Last Days of Magic here:
call me what you want, but even as a joke, that shit fucking triggers me.
I'm a professional translator (which means I should charge you for ), and it reaaaaally hurts my anus to see bigass companies not bothering to hire one of us to do this kind of stuff.
hey friend, you have caused us a lot of problems
>is riding a bagger
>calls it a crotch rocket
I wouldn't expect you to use accurate words like "supersport" even if you were on an R6 but c'mon now.
Slayback?
What is he doing there?
Nothing much really
Didn't Orb go Crazy after Original Sin?