Who's the biggest beta in western movie canon?
Interested for a school project
Who's the biggest beta in western movie canon?
Interested for a school project
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Fake as shit.
Its real
Snape spends almost his entire adult life protecting the child of his oneitis.
The guy from Slow West sorta is and sorta isn't a big fat pussy. Probably not the most beta from all movies, but it's the most memorable I can think of.
kek.
haha
/thread
>When you're so cucked that you protect the child of your oneitis and her chad bf that bullied you.
haha
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Got him right here.
that's great
my video diary desu
Truman
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That fucking contact info
You walked right into that like a sensitive faggot.
>you
Kek. More orbiters please. This is the only good content on /r9k/.
Yeah that kid never stood a chance and then Fass cucked him when he was in the afterlife
The guy from The Last American Virgin
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>tfw you had an autistic meltdown over >tfw no GF to a girl
>tfw she became your GF even after that
This would've been a decent movie if it weren't for the amy adams part
Sums it up so good.
I'd make that bitch lick my toilet.
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women writers were a mistake
/thread
lmao
It's a lot easier to talk to girls when you stop acting as if you're just trying to say the right sequence of words to get sex and start treating them like a normal person
Hit too close to home.
t. virgin
And what would you talk to girls about when your life consists of video games, kino and Sup Forums?
>I want to be with you
>I'm not perfect, sweetie ;)
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>hey user, what are you doing atm? :3
what the fuck do I say
it's a guy
Chillin, whats up?
>LET ME EAT YOUR ASS
>TONIGHT.
Fucking kek
True patrician
that's why I found a girl who is also socially awkward and lurks Sup Forums all day too bad she's in NC and I'll probably never meet her in person
Tell him you want his pussy.
this chick is just a bitch
>goes from maintaining his ground to asking to lick her ass at the drop of a hat
Once a beta, always a beta
>thinking about cock
>chillin
who the fuck speaks like this?
I'm not a gay
tell him you're wasting your life shitposting on Sup Forums
>tfw I know that feel
We met on FB though
The only girls I got to touch my peepee or let me touch their boobs were girls I completely ignored/were oblivious to and they were actually pretty. The act like an asshole/ignore pretty girls meme is genuinely true, at least I've found for city/suburban ladies
>I'm not a gay
then why the fuck are you texting with a guy?
>guy just fucked her in the ass
>LET ME EAT YOUR ASS
>GIVE ME YOUR ASS
You do realise the part where his daughter/wife are murdered is his book right?
Fucking prude. I ate a gypsy hooker's pussy once.
>friendzoned
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>Girl starts trying to make conversation
>"Hey, your name's user right?"
[autism activates]
>"Y-Y-You're REALLY pretty!" while looking down
>Goddamn voice cracked, I'm 19
>She smiles, tilts her head, pats me on the back and says "Awwww"
I envy you who get called creeps.
At least women think you have a penis.
I just wanted a friend
isn't it normal to message a friend?
>let me taste the thousands of other men that have been in you
I just don't see the appeal
Haha yeah
Im in GA, forward me her contact info and I'll show her what a real 4channer is like
I don't know. Seems kinda gay. Go out and have a beer or something. Don't take my word for it though, I never texted with men unless it was to set something up.
If you've kissed a woman, or ate pussy, you tasted some dicks.
You mean you've never messaged a friend to ask how they're feeling?
I'm in FL, don't make me come up there
lol?
feeling pretty lonely right now lads
No;
males typically dont. they talk about it over a beer. texting is mostly business/preparation for events.
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>men have to have alcohol to talk about their feelings
fucking americans
>girl at work shows interest in me
>always initiates conversation, laughs about my stupid jokes
>she even asks me out for dinner
>refuse and reject it because fear she could find out how much of a loser I am
>she always gave me that special "I want to fug" look from across the table
>started to ignore her
>she gets butthurt and stops showing any interest
and she was hot as fuck and I fucked it up. feels bad.
sounds pretty gay dude
>OH MY BROTHERS DEAD ILL JUST FUCK MY ROOMMATES GFS ASS
Who /virgin forever but happy i dont have to deal with roasties/ here?
Man, I'm so fucking glad I got burned once in High School and stopped acting like this.
>U NEVER GAVE ME BUTT SEX
We've all been there, right fellas?
>Actually texting men
wew
me in blue
Next you'll be telling me you don't send a
Man I'm so glad that I'm not like any of these cucks.
>haha yeah
>not replying "fuck you"
>if they want you, they'll message you
This is a dangerous thought process because if both people think like this, neither will ever try to initiate a conversation and you'll both feel like you're lonely and unwanted when you actually both care about each other
y-you too..
What?
I may be a beta, but I legitimately don't understand what's wrong with this. What's wrong with being honest? I don't see the issue with communication if one feels like the relationship is failing. I mean, that's probably why I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never had a girlfriend.
Yes, user. Men. Not straight-edge little bitch boys.
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It's clearly a onesided orbiter "relationship"
Neil?
How does that make him straight edge?
Scott?
critizing her new friend/s never work's?
i know i didn't really by mine (tho she kicked off 1-2 ... then she managed to fire me)
Thanks apu
Nobody wants to put up with your shit. Nothing wrong with being honest. That's why the guy told him to fuck off
Jimmy?
Because Sup Forums has become infested with 19 year olds that think alcohol is "degenerate".
She's right though you should have stopped completely
Stop with these twitter reaction pictures.
Post more beta chats
Because the guy is autistic and is trying to tell his "feelings" when she dislikes him.
Because girls-especially ones that aren't dating you-don't want to hear about your beta feels all the time. It makes you look pathetic.
Depends on the context. You'll understand when you're older. Get a job, and move out of your parent's house if you want to figure it out faster.