Literal 10/10 dating a guy with beer gut

>literal 10/10 dating a guy with beer gut

Does it mean I have a chance?

looks like lordosis

/fit/ btfo. Quality women don't like prissy gym rats.

No.
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Look straya CUNT *breaks bottle across your face*

>literal 10/10
>can even fill out those jhorts

looks like she's wearing a diaper, wtf

He has more ass than her

who cares, you don't have any chance either, get a life

>>literal 10/10 dating a guy with beer gut

If you have a lot of money sure. If not you better have a great personality and be funny as hell. If you're not you better have a huge ass dick. I you haven't then no.

real men have a gut, you sausage nigel.

Television and fucking film

>quality women
>barely an tits
>no ass
Does /tv really have this low standards?

The problem is she's way richer than him

He's a random guy who was working as assistant on movie sets

Keira Knightley married this guy. He's from some obscure British band. Not all actresses want to date ripped Chads.

Wtf, literally my body type

He's still a tall and ripped Chad

Also alpha enough he married Margot and now can get fat and she will still be his wife

It's true. You can only pull off the dad bod look if you're 6' plus like Chris Pratt in Parks and Rec.

It'a almost as if getting girls isn't 100% about looks. Not that you would have realized this since you probably love to play the victim card which rationalizes your lack of sex for your ugly looks.

>some obscure British band
So the non-famous famous type of guy.

Nothing to see here.

this is true, it's mostly gay guys who care about men being muscular

>putting looks above personality, humor and loyalty
no wonder you think about killing yourself everynight

He looks like a love child of Tom Hardy and Leonardo DiCaprio

yeah but he's a got a really fat cock that fills up her assie cunt real nice

You have to realize the average /r9k/ poster is around 19 and a college sophomore. They're still in the high school mindset that only looks matter.

>ripped

that's not ripped

Go on..

>you better have a great personality and be funny as hell
this is a meme

>this is true
It really isn't.

But /fit/ is autism central and they can only be talkative when it comes to routines, food, sets, PRs, etc.

Point is he pulled a woman way above his social standing.

I was going to type out an explanation but you guys would just call me a faggot, nevermind

Faggot

no because unlike you hes tall, sociable, handsome, and rich.

Fair point. /fit/ literally has no idea how to discuss anything that isn't related to lifting. They're still just mumbly betas that can't make eye contact with the pretty front desk girl at the gym.

It is though. Most women don't give a fuck if a guy is fit or not, and it's usually gay guys who are most obsessed with going to the gym and shit like that.

Y-yeah only idots believe that stupid shit.

You have to understand that she's probably a hipster that liked the obscure band and in her eyes there was no real difference in social standing since she's the one that was charmed by him even before anything happen between them.

>Quality
hahahhaha

she is slut

I imagine there's an agreement that she can go out and get some thug cock whenever she feels the need.

>10/10

lets not get ahead of ourselves in here buddy

Looks like a big guy to me

sometimes i wish women could see how much of the attention they get is because they are women, and not because of their personality or anything internal to them

not because of their skills or accomplishments, or the things they have to say, or even the charming quirks of their mannerisms, but all the attention that is strictly due to men generically being Interested in Women, in the most general possible sense

i wish they could see how it seeps into everything, systemically, how many institutions are undergirded by it, how much of the whole society is founded on it, how they are saturated by it every second of every day. how it runs like a shock through every institution, all the sinews of power and decision-making, how all the pathological fixation on feminist virtue signalling is sustained by sublimated forms of it, how men are trained from birth to see "Women" as a unity that judges their virility rather than as individuals. but also how it comes out spontaneously in the simple things, like how men are more deferential toward them, more considerate, how men are subtly desperate to win their approval and be useful to them, how they get smiled at and laughed at and praised and how they are overall much more well-received by men than men are by one another.

and then i wish they could live one day as a mediocre man, so they could palpably feel that they had suddenly become invisible and that the world had suddenly become a cold uncaring place in a trillion tiny interconnected ways that they can't quite describe or grasp hold of

i want to see all the booktube channels evaporate overnight, as women collectively wake up from their nightmare vacation in maleworld, having seen how much of their entire existence was a complete and utter lie, and they spontaneously reject and repudiate all male attention and affection as a result

>Most women don't give a fuck if a guy is fit or not
It's crystal clear you don't know what you are talking about.
You want to delude yourself into believing that be my guest, mind you.

do you think i wanna type out a story that is gonna make your pants tight as blood slowly makes your member turgid? why would i want to do that, that's gay bro. i don't want your big hard cock on my mind. i love pussy dude seriously

i want to see feminism free itself from its present distorted and twisted state as a gigantic shit-testing and courtship ritual that reifies traditional gender roles of feminine passivity and male activity a thousand times more than it undermines them

i want to see one woman wake up from the morasse of cocklust that drowns all of them 24 hours of the day 365 days a year and say "wow, there sure are a lot of fucking penises between me and my goals, all eager to blow cum on my face in exchange for achieving my goals FOR me and then handing them to me on a silver platter and congratulating me for achieving them (or making it easier for me to achieve them, like i'm a child who can't do it on her own). i sure with these penises would fuck off and actually let me be a real person. i don't want free views on my youtube lol. i want views for merit only. fuck off men"

literally my body type

10/10 blonde stacys here I come. All I need now is a job.

>built =/= ripped

>user discovers women value other attributes over looks

as if living in the world that wasnt obvious enough

Obviously most girls aren't going to be attracted to a fat lazy slob but you don't have to be a sub 10% bodyfat obsessive gym rat either. Just be in decent shape.

looks don't matter, just get a grip and be yourself

He's right though. Of course there's a limit, but most girl like some fat coating. Had a gf who was away for a month to work, in the meantime I sweated by ass off, lost 10 kilos and got nice pecs and a 6-pack, and when she came back she told me she liked my body better before.

It's not, there some guys with so much charisma and magnetic personality they can get what they want. They're like social con man. Being a decent person and have a post ironic and sarcastic "humor" is obviously a meme and will never get you shit.

it's almost like your washboard abs and autistic macro counting don't matter in a relationship.

This. Get a clue /fit/. Girls don't want to be with a weirdo that brings his own food containers with chicken and broccoli to restaurants. I seriously know a guy that does this.

>you don't have to be a sub 10% bodyfat obsessive gym rat either
Well to be fair I never said anything about being a gym-obsessed fitness autist. The exact opposite, actually.

>most girl like some fat coating
Nah they don't. Being okay with something doesn't equal to liking something.
>10kg, pecs and 6pack in a month
Literally untrue and impossible unless you were doing high doses of DNP and Steroids. Who you trying to lie to?

yeah just be yourself bros

You don't know shit.

...

Outed yourself as a bulshitter.

Outed yourself as clueless.

>said the guy that got pecs, 6pack and lost 10 (TEN) kg in a month
lmao the irony

You just made her more self-conscious because she doesnt want to work out that much

They will never be men but they age user.
Realization always come

>for a month I sweated by ass off, lost 10 kilos and got nice pecs and a 6-pack
DOCTORS HATE HIM

If you have money, yes

Ouch

Context ?

>whore gets paid to kiss some hobo

kek

How is that not believable? Sounds like he just dieted and ran a lot.

>7/10 at best slut gets rich fat guy

k

She's got more money than he does.

Some girls date below their league looks wise. I don't know why it happens, but it's not extremely rare.

Just be urself ;), I guess.

who are these people

Margot Robbie(Harley Quinn) and her husband.

See . He's a 6' plus built handsome guy. Definitely not below her in looks.

ah, didn't recognise her

And If I had a dick the size of the Aifel Tower I'd fuck the world for three whole days. In reality I have a five inch sponger that barely raises for anything less than the most extremist of porn.

tl'dr ahahahah, you're silly.

How tall is he?

That's her dad, dude.

he's gonna be miserable forever

>fuck the world

I wonder if it's even good pussy.

India is prob the anus kek

Looks to be around 6'2"

Quality women don't like men of low status and income

10kg in a month is hard to achieve (and I mean fucking hard) naturally. As some user pointed out it could be done with DNP but the implication was that he did exercise.
Plus you really don't develop any musculature in 1 month, not even noobgains. Much less with DNP because you are tired 24/7.

Not gay but he's hotter than her

Her looks are vastly overrated imo

Which is most of /fit/.

I wonder if he still watches Fargo just to see if MEW will die brutally.

>it's another "/fit/ judges another man whilst shouting they're not gay" thread

Better watch him closely, he can crack at any moment and kill himself.

mom says clean your room or youre not getting a ride to the mall Dylan!

Her face is legit 9/10. Girls like that can get away with being a little flabby between roles.

You don't know the difference?

Margot is 5'6'' so he's probably no taller than 6'

>those love handles

it's so annoying I have to starve myself on a daily basis while hitting the gym just to be noticed by womejn yet they can get fucking disgusting and fat and no one calls them on it.

fuck wom

He's too big to be shorter than 186cm

Did they pay her to suck his dick ?
Woman whoring themself makes my dick diamond I don't know why

>nice pecs
>from running a lot
Are you for real?