Spider-Woman 07 storytime

Let us tell the tale about how Jessica Drew fought the male alternate universe version of herself

Also Gwen Stacy acts like an entitled bitch

Backstory for you guys. Not that you'll care.

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So Jess's baby isn't a nameless walking plot device anymore.

He's a walking plot device named Gerry.

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Seriously, Roger. Trained by a SHIELD agent and you can't even tell when you're being rused.

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>Angry make-up sex ensues

For you preggo fetishists, Hopeless hasn't forgotten you.

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Whoops. Missed a page.

Does anyone even care?

She couldn't be bothered to name him herself, took her evil doppelganger to do that.

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Jesse Drew is the Spider-Man we truly deserve.

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Unlike Jessica, Jesse is actually fun. Why can't she have his personality?

Seriously, though. Gerry Drew. What the heck?

Because we can't have nice things.

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Aaaand we're done.

Tune in next month, when we finally get back to Jessica Drew balancing crime-fighting with motherhoo-

Oh, wait. Next month is the Civil War II tie-in arc

Welp

What about Gerry Drew? Is it hjs name? It's just a shout out to MC2 Jessica Drew's son of the same name.

That's even the point of that last panel? Unlike the James Bond book, it doesn't look cool, it looks baffling.

>Jessica Drew balancing crime-fighting with motherhoo-

So how long before Marvel just gives up and has Jess give the child away.

And we have our setup for Gwenom...

>Finally gets a decent artist.
>One panel

Thanks I guess.

Marvel is doing a really good job of convincing me that motherhood ruins stories.

Ooh, evil Gwen will be so much fun.

It is rather hilarious how many comics' narratives are getting fucked over by Bendis especially if it the majority of the event turns out to be Breaking Dawn Part 2 as predicted

I know not a lot of people here are fond of Spider-Gwen but I'm glad she's sitting out this shitstorm

Yeah, she's currently depowered but Gwenom has been promised and established

Well there is a reason parents are usually killed off or kept in the dark, or the MC becomes a parent in the toward the end of a story or in the epilogue.

Was Spider-Woman ever a good story?

Oh? Didn't know that.

I've enjoyed everything so far.

Silk is on her way to join the sexy darkside and Gwen is looking into black clothing, everything is good

My general thought is it's not bad, though there should have been a longer pregnancy, and maybe some work/motherhood balance stuff before this crossover kicked in but nothing you can do when the powers demand it.

Not going to lie, it was only right now that I realized that kid had been unnamed, or if he had i didn't know it til now

This was the first time it was actually mentioned.

>he has the same name as her son in the MC2 universe

That's kind of neat.

who is the artist for the spider-woman on this page: , it's not the same as the one in the cover nor the interior art.

>let's have a fight right next to the baby!
Fucktards.

It was the cover for Spider-Women Alpha.

neat, thanks user.

Meh, i've seen lots of people do stupider things next to babies. Jess is just lucky Jess is a nice guy.

>it was born couple of months ago, already looks 1
>Danny Cage was born 10 years ago, still looks about 2

Jess maybe has pheromone powers, too?

need a crop of that middle panel gwen

Welcome to comic book time.

Still only work on dudes

Really?
That pheromone thing that Jessica can do is the PERFECT EXCUSE fo this guy being a moron. Nope, gonna go with awesome liar. that works.

>that spoiler
Bendis wouldn't do something that stupid would he?

Do you remember how Age of Ultron ended?

Thanks, OP.

Don't forget his own X-men last will and testament of Charles Xavier.

having never seen the movies or read the books i'm gonna need an explanation

>oh, snap

top kek

Oh, man. That artistic whiplash.

Storytime of Hopelessness.

When is spider gwen gonna fuck earth-65 norman orborn?

Be real with me. How is this series? I've always kinda liked JDrew.

(The only redeeming quality is Javier Rodriguez's art.)

I want Jess to stay in the main universe. He can move in with his family.

IT WAS ALL A VISION OF THE FUTURE!!

That would suck, but easy to see coming if someone really important dies.

My Face would have such a big smile is Thor died and all of co celebrated only for it to just be a vision. I think for that alone I would happily see that play out

A hererosexual's true hell.

>but easy to see coming if someone really important dies.
Well apparently something big is suppose to happen. Some people believe that the Hulk (Banner) is going to die

I wouldnt mind if Jesse stood with 616 Jessica tbqph senpai

This is so fucking accurate, holy shit.

She's an emotional woman, Haha I'm just kidding they are almost exactly the same.

Is male Jessica drew bffs with male carol Danvers?

They're on the down low.

Huh, that's a pretty good page

I'll keep a note to buy the compiled thing instead of jumping several titles

>Inb4 Gwen injecting herself is all part of Evil Silk and Jesse's plan

>foursome with carl carol jess and jesse

Good