Homestuck

roxy thread

post in this thread about roxy

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I agree.

Aw yiss

This is a good thread.

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I don't have any good Roxy pictures, mind helping me out?

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So glad this is still getting posted

>Jade: thanks, mom

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You're certainly in the right place.

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Oh yeah. They were friends.

Right.

She'd be in a sister inlaw, not a mom

this is some nice fan art

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no they weren't

I'm glad we can still have threads about best girl.

John/Aradia is the superior ship.

Also why the fuck didn't we see Game Over Karkat trying to reunite with (Terezi)? Is he busy fucking Aranea in the magma jacuzzi?

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Can someone do a edit of those MomDad panels where they're in the castle on a date but with JohnRoxy?
Or do they not work because Mom/Roxy would be drinking

She's Dave's mother, that makes Jade her daughter-in-law

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i respect your opinion but i think there are VASTLY superior choices for aradia

Say, pardon me, but can you help a fellow Alternian who"s down on his luck?

i really love art with flat simple colours like this. it does more for me than gradients and shadows and shit

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Eridan is a superior wizard/witch compared to Rose
She wouldn't stand a chance

Not their fault the comic sucks at showing relationships!

She could be drinking tea. or coffee.

This artstyle is super cute

>RoxyxKarkat

Woulda shot puppies for that to have happened

if roxy is so good, why is rose so awful?

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Roxy and Jade will probably be closer friends

obligatory meme response

>Roxy's crazed, intense, fluorescent-pink eyes

19 boners

Karkat/Kanaya/Rose is fine too.

:V

Stop image dumping

Why did Rose and Jade hardly ever interact?

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No I don't want Karkat to fuck the hot pocket orb and his troll not-sister

I want him to be getting his world rocked by the nice girl with a personality

andrew is a bad character writer

Hussie hates the way their text colors look together.

Hussie is a very poor writer. He avoids everything that could take effort.

i didnt think they were that close

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I would have dug some genuine antagonism between those two even just as a cat/dog joke, but that'd require Hussie to have skill writing anything that isn't meme trash and people droning on about their disastrous relationships

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>He avoids everything that could take effort.

i know this is Sup Forums were people say bad things about people but you best be fuckin memeing right now

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I mean in his writing characters.

Plus, if you want to open that can of worms, yeah, he DID start to avoid everything that could take effort as he farmed out more and more of the comic and his drawing skills began to massively degenerate.

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Excuse you this is a Roxy thread not a garbage pairing thread.

Stop image dumping! It burns through threads faster. You don't even have a very good roxy collection

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>Grimbark Jade didn't just flip her lid and bite on Rose's throat and rip her around like a misbehaving snausage for being such a creepy stupid maladjusted asshole

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theres a bunch of people posting roxys. i was the op and ive only done like 4

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>no pictures of Roxy corrupting John
For shame.

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God dammit I don't need this boner right now

Is there a Roxy edit of
If not: why?

I need more of Dave like this.

Because Roxy is cool, and smart, and better than her monstrous failure of a daughter.

i dont think his character writing is great at all, but in fact i think that all the weak relationship drama in act 6 was him actively trying to learn to write it rather than any kind of laziness. the idea of even suggesting andrew hussie is lazy given the sheer amount of envelope-pushing material he pumped out for four straight years without a single break kind of blows my mind. thinking about the amount of work he put into this shit makes me feel physically sick

>thinking about the amount of work he put into this shit makes me feel physically sick

and it all amounted to jack shit that'll burn up with the rest of the internet's many failures

nice work hussie

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the wheel of time turns

i just want to slap her cute butt...

Is this something smartass brothers often do? Dress up like their sisters to wig them out? I hope so.

At this point the main purpose of these threads for most people is to just come up with the most outlandish criticisms of Hussie and Homestuck possible.

Nothing to do but laugh at all of it.

>/hsg/ hates rose now

What happened?

I'm pretty sure John would beat you to death with his own fists if you did that.

Get in line.

memes

memes

I love rose.

Plenty of people have disliked Rose since Act 5. She's always been a really uneven and often terribly dull character after she stopped doing anything stupid or interesting.

She's also just kind of genuinely unlikeable. She is not a pleasant person.

We don't, but in a lot of ways she's inherently funny to pick on.

Honestly I think Rose is one of the coolest characters.

we only bully her because she can take it

Explain why the Captors are the best trolls in 50 words or less.