Hi my name is Juan Carlos Rogelio Gutierrez Sanchez Dominguez Fernandez de la Calzada dos Santos

>hi my name is Juan Carlos Rogelio Gutierrez Sanchez Dominguez Fernandez de la Calzada dos Santos
why do iberians do this?

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probably because they were ruled by abdul ibn ali walid ibn muhammad ibn umar al andalusi

Arabic ancestry

To compensate for being short

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There's like 3 spanish surnames in total, hence the need for all those middle names.
Based Catalan doesnt need that.

>Africa
Fuck off, it's Maghreb. Africa is beyond the natural border: Sahara.

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Based

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Can confirm, we're all Garcia here.

but those are patronymics

We don't do that, you stupid mutt. That's the Mexican and sudacas, who have 15 names.

Why is Jesus a popular name in Spain?

Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

Hey I only have my first and second name and my two surnames.

Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

Dunno, maybe because we are catholic (?). Just like Mary or any other Christian name.

Alberto Barbossa is pretty succinct.
Is he tall?

You're like a little kid. I unironically know a Portuguese whose entire name is "Pedro de Alcântara Francisco Antônio João Carlos Xavier de Paula Miguel Rafael Joaquim José Gonzaga Pascoal Cipriano Serafim de Bragança e Bourbon."
Not even joking. The Guy is pretty famous, you can even google him

>royalty have long names
damn... who could imagine...

Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

For detecting if somebody has non-christian ancestry.

The Inquisition and the good ol' days

Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

>Alberto Barbossa is pretty succinct.

but his actual name is "Alberto Filipe Fonseca Barbosa".

>height: 1.72
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This.

However nowadays we only have max twl names and two official surnames. But people usually know at least their first 4 surnames following the traditional manner. Not long ago everybody knew the first and second surnames of their grandparents, so their own 8 surnames, and they were used to proof ancestry and purity of blood.

I'm catalan and we have catalan middle names too, fucking liar

In Spain its the same today, but my mother still had originally three names "Maria Josefa Mercedes"; later abridged it to only "Maria Mercedes" for oficial documents.

I have only one name, as most spaniards today.

Hi there, Josep Jordi.

manolo, please

What? I Didn't know Barbosa was a Portuguese last name. There are a fuckton of people with that last name here and I always thought it was from Spain

Is Fonseca a Poortuguese last name too?

What the fuck? At what point in time did we get Tuga'd so badly?

Didn't expect that

non-royals have long names too, I've met a person with something like 12 names, some names apeared twice, though.
On the other hand, I only have one family name since my parents though it was already big enough (it is a compound name, probably unique since both names are uncommon)

fonseca and barbosa are common names in northern portugal. Dunno how things are down south

>Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

Moreira is also a popular Portuguese last name in SA

...

Silva for some random reason is very popular here

Yeah lmao my aunt is Guadalupe Rocio Margarita and then surnames.

Ironically, I know more Manolos from Latin America than Spanish Manolos.

Manolo isnt even a real name. Its Manuel.

>not knowing at least your first 16 surnames

Degenerate

Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

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>Dunno how things are down south
Not common, but not rare either, I'd say.

Neighbouring spanish regions like Galiza or Extremadura share a lot of surnames with us.

Why is France a popular name in Mohammed?

That's a bite dificult since they were expelled or klled


Noble families have usually bigger names.

i would say the biggest majority of names are shared between us and spanish/castlians) lie
rodriguez = rodrigues

Barbosa and Fonseca are both uncommon but not rare names.

Barbosa is the Portuguese spelling of the Spanish counterpart Barbossa.

Also, keep in mind the Portuguese naming system goes "firstname secondname motherssurname fatherssurname". It's the reverse of the Spanish one because we use the last name as the de facto surname, as opposed to one in the middle of the name like morons.

It's mostly royalty and nobility that did it. It was a way of having important families marry without having their surnames lose prestige or disappear.

Commoners had a 1st name and a surname (inherited from their father, or after their father) until the 19th century. Both my grandmas were dirty peasants and each had 2 names only.

Imagine not remembering your own name

Most iberian names with the "ei" diphtong are Portuguese.

>Ferreira, Moreira, Pereira (often shortened to Perry in Anglo countries), Figueiredo.

Spanish words tend to have more "ie" than "ei", I find. Same for "ou" instead of "o" (Mourinho).

Same as names ending in s:
>Sanches, Fernandes, Gonçalves, Nunes, Henriques.

They all had the same roots as the Spanish ones, but follow our more nuanced pronunciation of vowels and our love for sh sounds at the end of words.

>Noble families have usually bigger names.
Or indeed, people who want to have noble-sounding names.

We're all quickly shifting to having 3/4 names, in this pattern here , often ommiting the second name, even.

Why is Spain a popular name in Muhammad?

We have tons of Marias and Josés, but Jesus is a bit blasphemous, I'd say.

We do have a "de Jesus" as a surname, which is rather common (nost as much as "dos Santos").

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ANGLO'd

Why are fruits popular names for birds in New Zealand?

Why is Muhammad a popular name in Muhammad? :v)

Kiwi just means "small brown and hairy".

Like us.

Real question, why do the Latins take the name of the father AND the mother. I always wondered where this retarded feminist trend started and wasn't surprised to find out it started in the place with the most insane, feminist women. Explain why you do this.

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In the past, and not so long ago, daughters would take surname of their mothers and sons would take the surname of their fathers as last names, but they would always take the both. This makes it so that no family name would be completely lost, and would show your lineage.

It's not a feminist issue, it's a really old Iberian tradition, same way Germanics would always take the first name of their fathers as last name.

Daughters taking the fathers' last name as surname is the recent change.

There are fewer last names in Spanish so we need both names to distinguish individuals.

> categorizing this trivial shit as feminism
It's the right thing to do. Both parents are equally deserving of passing on their surname, my soyboy friend

>Both parents are equally deserving of passing on their surname, my soyboy friend

Don't worry, when they marry us Anglos they drop this 'tradition'. So it seems like this tradition is only invented to dominate shitty, poor, effeminate men.

"anglo" tradition is not anglo at all, but Italian.
Anglo tradition would've been the Germanic one.

they won't marry you, man don't be delusional. I've had this conversation with a fuckton of girls I've worked with and mos of them prefer mediterranean looking men (as in Spaniard, Italian even Arab), Anglos don'trank high in their scale, no offense intended. Also, in the hispanosphere, the mother's last name goes second, the child always get the father's last name first

because they are unironically not white. I know int likes to make fun of meds/ slavs/ irish for not being white but iberian trash are literally genetically more semetic than they are european. Look at a pca graph
>inb4 some butthurt spic trash who posts a 56% face

>whiter than you mohammed

I know, I was joking, it isn't even an Italian tradition, it is a semite tradition. I mean the tradition was taken from semites, it exists in other countries of the world where paternal bloodlines are important like Japan and such.

Yeah don't bullshit, retard, latina (note not actual spanish or portuguese people) are superficial and shallow, they go where the greencard and money is. Nunca olvides eso, tonto.

That being said, chicks here dig latinos now so you could probably get a greencard too if you're handsome.

like pottery

memes aside I am quite literally whiter than you

Sure you are, cagot, sure you are.

> are superficial and shallow, they go where the greencard and money is
stoopid chink, they have ways to make loads of money without the need of going after an anglo or a greencard (at least the attractive ones). That's a fucking meme. And yes, I've met Australians backpacking here and the girls fucking drool over my hairy chest and golden tan and are flirty af, you don't need to tell me something I already experienced first hand

Isn't Japanese tradition like the Celtic one? Based on one's clan?

It's paternal like Semites, it's why they had many wars between families for the shogunate. It still sorta exists in modernity.

You're delusional, your country is poor as shit and unironically worship LA as their holy city.

LA? You must be thinking about Mexico, Zhang. Colombians in the US live in Florida or NY/NJ mainly. And you're the delusional here, this place is full of burgers doing degenerate shit

if im a mix of english irish and german then I cluster whiter than you. Case closed moortuguese

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you're still just a migrant cagot, though.

Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

You only need like 0.5% muslims for Mohammed to be the most popular name.

That's a testament to how many children they're having

I'm more referring to how every single male muslim seem to be named some variant of Mohammed.

Why is Mohammed a popular name in France?

How deluded are you, mate?

El AustraliANO señores

> let me tell you about your country
Typical australian living in a bubble who thinks his country is hot shit and that there aren't nice places anywhere else

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