A Knight Templar appears and asks what happened to Europe

A Knight Templar appears and asks what happened to Europe.

To became Egypt 2.0

Jews.

Jews happened.

Well you see, Ser, there's this thing called a "nu-male" and Europe is full of them....

i think he would be very distressed by the fact it still exists.

They were all pretty sure Jesus was gonna return soon.

You see, there was a terrible war that our grandfathers fought. And we didnt know it then, but we fought on the wrong side. And we won, but really, we lost.

It could have been grand, but we didnt know. We just didnt know.

Tell him that Europe and its colonies have become the cultural and economic center of the world and that the middle east is still a war-torn hellhole.

Then I teach him about memes.

Christian charity and martyrdom

tell him that his work is needed again and to get together an army for another crusade

The woman vote. Sorry templar sir.

It all started with the death of the monarchy.

the jews

He then beheads your brown asses for not believing in God.

Hyde Knight health: 300

I jab with my partisan +1.

Last two digits * 2 = damage.

Didn't the templar's just become freemasonary, or a side order in control of the higher echelons of it?

be confused because I don't speak French, and still be confused even if I did because it's the 12th century dialect of French.

>10*2

you better start running

u fucked up

your health: 150

last two digits * 4 = knight's dmg

I think it would be a long process to teach him about the current state of Europe.
I mean, where do you start?
I think the French Revolution would be a good starting point.
Or the discovery of america?
the decline of the ottoman empire?
it would be really interesting to see how a knight templar would see our world today

this

>why are those fat kids posting my face all over this "internet" thing right next to some drawing of a girl with cat ears and wide eyes?

RIP in pieces

Show him my cross

Let me introduce you to your descendants

Payback for all the atrocities you committed, bigot

rollan for the greater gods

Kill him four times for his sweet armour set