Whats the greatest Futurama joke?

Whats the greatest Futurama joke?

>inb4 muh feels episode

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>I'm having one of those things... Like a headache with pictures!
>I used to forage for edible mushroomson my bath mat.
Not really jokes but always makes me kek.

Tally me banana!

what is the joke here? is it just that the physics department and torque?

My favorite Futurama joke isn't even that clever, but it's in the Star Trek one when the plan fails after they explained the plan with a simple balloon analogy

Fry: Like a balloon, and... something bad happens!

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate.

Attila the Hun: Stop! No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
Zapp: Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun!

Do a flip

>Fry: Four identical castles!
>Bender: Each more identical than the last!

sneed's seed and feed formerly chuck's.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Y'know, I was God once
>Yes I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

>I am the man with no name, zapp branigan.

>You can't even remember your own name, Einstein.
>Einstein's a hard name to remember!

Not sure what the best one is, but I liked the opposite world one and golden bender says "bite my glorious golden ass."

Futurama is funnier than the Simpsons because it doesn't have to compete with a retarded counterpart.

>I'm sorry you had to see that, Fry. Usually I keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

>No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

>Everyone has been completely brainwashed!
>Hey everybody! Let's go vote third party!
>Woo!

Can't find the clip but it made me choke on my water when i first heard it.

>mayor of New New York wants to kill mutants living in the sewers
>grabs a missile
>missile is called 'I-See-BM'
>laugh for 10 minutes straight

BITE

>What the hell is that thing?
>It appears to be the mothership.
>Then what did we just blow up?
>The hubble telescope

makes me laugh my ass off everytime

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...and then they built the supercolider

MY ONLY REGRET IS

The only jokes I can remember are zap brannigan lines.

>when we hit that bullsye they'll domino like a house of cards, checkmate
>EROTIC
>sham pag en

[Spoiler]the renewed seasons[/spoiler]

>>"It's a quantum finish!"
This was glorious.

I also love the one where something releases chlorine gas and all the living things run away. But Bender laughs at them until he remembers chlorine rusts metal.

>news mentions Turanga Leela
>Fry: "Turanga?"
>Amy: "That's her name Phillip"
>Bender: "PHILLIP?"
That's my favorite at least

Sadly this guy is right. I did a re-watch this year, and i had to stop watching halfway through season 6. It's not a bad show, but it pales in comparison to the earlier seasons.

Not only were the jokes bad, the stories were contrived and uninteresting and the characters are both caricatures and empty cardboard cut-outs.

>"That'll be $10.77, same as my PIN number"

Rick and Morty of the 90s

Except a lot better and less needlessly edgy

Bender: Maybe how learned to talk as a trick, like Fry
Fry: Like Fry! Like Fry!

>How I felt playing Black and White as a kid

Oh FUCK now I need to go reinstall that game

When (presumably) God laughs in that episode where Bender gets stranded in space and says "oh almighty me"

>Tom Sawyer, you tricked me

but my favorite is Fry the cop, the ep is pure gold

I'm a gigantic brain

I am the greeetest

Is there more to the "and then they" apart from it sounding funny?

>tfw Futurama started in the 90's

War is the H Word has a good joke every minute
I also think Where the Buggalo Roam is underrated

The first few seasons really did an amazing job with Brannigan

FLY THE WHITE FLAG OF WAR

>everyone be veeeery quiet, we're in the ear...
>okay professor
>WHAT?

This

the evolution one

>What if the secret ingredient of Slurm... is people!
>No, there's already a drink like that -Soylent Pepsi
>Really? How is it?
>...it varies from person to person.

Pretty dumb joke but I love it

>Requisition me a beat
>We'd treat people like slime and make then stand in line even if nobody paid us!
>I am bender, please insert girder

Underrated episode

the one special where they completely retconned jurassic bark and made sure seymour lived his life with fry instead of dying alone and leaving an emotional impact on the viewer

...

Soylent Cola you mook, they'd never get approval to use Pepsi.

>Doesn't it bother you you are taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?
Hahahahaha. Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder. AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I dont get it.

that same episode
>The last time that happened, I got slapped with three paternity suits!

some missiles are called ICMs, the joke being this missile is called I see BM (as in bowel movements) cause it's in the swerer

don't forget to patch if you're playing campaign

That bee episode was pretty trippy

They already did though

>I'll have a horse burger with the hirse fries and a horse coke
>Horse Pepsi okay?
>Nay

parody laws exist for a reason, soylent pepsi is a parody thus protected

>"death by snu snu"
>kif disgusted
>"what are you, gay?"

Some emotional impacts you dont want. If pissing over their legacy means that fictional dog had a happy life, then open the floodgates

Regardless, it was still called soylent cola in the episode.

Fair point, well made.

>Oh! A lesson in not changing the past from Mr. "I'm my own grandpa."

Some missiles are called ICBMs, inter continental ballistic missiles.

ah didn't realize that, thought it was just ICMs. thanks for the info

Thanks.

>"Ah Bender! This is a surprise! For you! Finding me, hiding in your refridgerator!"

>Fry, it's me.
>.....Hermes?

You know if Futurama was airing today Sup Forums would call it Reddit.

Yay! Civilization has taught me things!

everything is reddit to someone

this whole episode

i cant watch it because amy makes me horny

That's true, but who the fuck actually cares what Sup Forums has to say about anything?

>that scene with leela and amy wrestling in those outfits

>Bender's Computer Dating Service, Discrete and Discreet

I can't believe they didn't get Ed o'neill for that

>C'mon Lasty!

A joke so good I often misremember it being from the Simpsons

what episode is that from

This one.

>that scene where Leela and Amy get muscular

BALLS THOROUGHLY LICKED

My favorite is visual joke from the first Xmas episode. It's when Fry was on the skyscraper hanging on the digital clock, then as it changes numbers, he gets closer to falling. It was a clever ass joke that must have taken some serious imagination to even come up with. The writing in that episode is one of the bests.

Luck of the Fryish i think

Isn't that a what if episode? Those were usually top tier

The entire existence of this character is a fantastic absurdist joke

Pretty sure that's from Insane in the Membrane

Haha second

Pretty much any line from the robot mafia

"We're the Robot Mafia...the entire Robot Mafia!"

"Heheheh. Get a load o' the ball bearings on this guy huh? I like you kid, here's something for your trouble...*whispers* its money"

"You wanna join me Clamps and Mousepad at our 'social club' tomorrow night?"
"Eh, I'd rather plan some felonies"
"Oh...then we should meet at our mafia crime headquarters"

"Hoho dis guys an ox! He's got oxen like strength. He needs a nickname right? Lets call him Clamps!"

For no raisin

>"Hoho dis guys an ox! He's got oxen like strength. He needs a nickname right? Lets call him Clamps!"
This is exactly what I hoped you were going to post when I started reading it.

Robot Devil episodes were great

Anyone else agree?

Just the concept of a robot hell and it being real is great

>That filthy scab is gonna have an on the job accident...
>With all due respect, boss, I don't think we should rely on an accident happening. Let's kill him ourselves.

Hahaah classic

That episode is an all time classic. I love how it starts out with them not wanting to cause any paradoxes and as it goes on, they all care less and less.

One of my favorite gags in the episode was when the professor blasted a hole in a wall while he was asleep and then wakes up and remembers what he was supposed to be doing.

>I'm 40% whatever it is you need

>you can't have your characters just announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAESON