Fuck you I liked it

fuck you I liked it

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I liked the women vampires.

It was great

it was a good turn off your brain flick

Me too, didn't take itself too serious and I loved the hammy performances

Me too
Fucking loved it

Comfy stormy weather viewing desu

>Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather corset

What? Is Van Helsing supposed to not be good? I fucking love that movie, comfy af, can watch it a million times.

Same!

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i like all monster movies

The scene that gave me facesitting fetish

Soundtrack kino!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5dyfDq9w0ac

>that mid-2000s dvd that collects dust on your shelf next to League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Constantine, and Joe Dirt

The sets in this movie were literally 11/10 top kino.

Seriously watch it sometime and pay attention to them, theyre fucking amazing.

Did nothing wrong

But I have the Blu-ray

He was wanted for the murder of twelve men, six women, four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry.

>that ballroom full of vampires

My dudebro mate and I both went to see this on release. At one point, we both slowly turned around, looked at each and started laughing uncontrollably. Guess which moment.

reported for underage

>implying I don't have it on VHS and DVD as well

Relentless pace, but I liked it. Dracula had good taste in women.

>If you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk

>Dracula had good taste in women.
Yes, but which was the best?

left one

right one

middle one

>letting based Constantine collect dust

Ironicly accurate to the book, his wives are supposed to be the most attractive women Helsing had ever seen.

the depiction of dracula was terrible. he came off as a manic faggot whos shadow was more interesting than himself

Should have just given him slicked back hair without a ponytail, no earring, and maybe a slight moustache.

DEW YEW LIEK TO FLAI? AHAHAHAHAHA!

>letting them collect dust

So did I

The spanish girl obviously.

>Mfw I saw her in "Room in Rome"

It's honestly great and stylish, same director as the 1999 The Mummy and Deep Rising, Stephen Sommers knows how to makes movies with fun and heart in them.

The werewolves were great.

>>Rogue One "sucked"
>>Van Helsing "good"

If this board ever had any credibility at all, it has surely been lost.

Right. And I hate gingers.

>judging everything by the same standards

World doesn't work like that, user.

this is my dads favourite movie.

both sucked, case closed

kys

We were all having a good discussion and the this manic faggot shows up

The setup is great with Mr. Hyde and then when he gets all the different weapons but the plot barely makes sense and the whole thing just feels tedious after a while

this

>bloodborne: the movie

This one was better.

Yeah, I dont remember anything about the movie but I remember I liked it. Wasnt dissappointed.

Constantine is fuckin kino.

Stormare is kino Satan and Tilda is kino Gabriel

Which one?

I like both!

Kino

tfw this was the first dvd i rented when I finally ditched my video player

this movie was fun-kino
>great ost
>cheesy action scenes
>werewolf vs. vampire
>goofy sidekick
>initially evil but then sympathetic bad guy sidekick
>stupid accents
>romance

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Red head, hnnng

I still get to half mast just thinking about her.

>fuck you I liked it
Indeed I did.

Her outfit was one of the best things about that movie.

Blond. I'd let her suck me dry, if you catch my drift.

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I liked it. Not enough Vampire lore has the Werewolf weakness. I don't know where that started, but I like it. Classic dex vs str match-up. Frankenstein being an undead battery was neat too. I haven't watched it in a hot minute though.

Wait, was Mr. Hyde in this too?