Post facts about other countries that aren't true but seem like they could be

Post facts about other countries that aren't true but seem like they could be.

Argentina is white

Per Louisiana law, you are required to sing a cover of Fats Domino's Blueberry Hill in order to graduate high school.

all americans arent dumb and obese

>but seem like they could be

all americans are dumb and obese

>that aren't true

1 in 5 Eastern Europeans are professional porn actors.

Americans use cheese as a substitute for soap

I'm sure that's true some way or another

There is no island where Japan is drawn on all Western maps. A Russian/German fleet laid waste to the Chinese navy in WWII before the German invasion of Russia before a relatively quick defeat by the American navy (Pearl Harbor was not an air raid as reported, but a raid by German U-boats. The story of a Japanese air raid was invented to explain away the presence of secret USAF anti-submarine squadrons as 'foreign'.) International interests decided they couldn't allow the West to believe the German/Russian alliance was so powerful, having spent so much effort downplaying Russia's strength in WWII in preparation for a long period of Cold War PR.
So a fake nation was invented as a threat - burger SPECIFICALLY did not want a land invasion because there WAS no land to invade, and so a few nuclear tests over uninhabited atolls were reported as decisive strikes against the artificial nation.

People in the UK need to purchase a license to use the Internet

oddly believable, well done

That's more of American thing.

don't you need a license to watch TV in the UK?

it is more difficult to obtain a TV license in the uk than it is to buy a gun in america. they even have to go through background checks

Not entirely, it only applies to terrestrial signals.
Many countries have TV licenses as well, so it's not even a British thing.

American citizens are legally required to recite the Pledge of Allegiance whenever they are within six feet of an American flag in a foreign nation - failure to do so will result in a $500 fine on return to the United States

One in three swedish men under the age of 22 have had same sex sexual relations

ah I see, well at least you probably have stuff worth watching over there, Australian TV is abysmal

>he's actually defending it
New Zealand is an Australian state.

>that aren't true

>he's actually defending it
Well yeah, it barely matters.
It's not as if I live in a country where it costs money to call for a fucking ambulance or something. That would be downright dystopian.

>that aren't true
It's going to be a really fun thread with someone replying to every other post with some version of that.
Living in a tax-free society must be great

>It's going to be a really fun thread with someone replying to every other post with some version of that.
I'll do it just to spite you

finns do not know what pumpkin is. they do not even have a word for it. show a finn a pumpkin and watch him stare blankly at the strange orange fruit. he has absolutely no idea what that is. he asks if you can eat it. you tell him "sort of." he shakes his head and blinks.

So you can get transmissions from aliens for free?

It's odd how the UK is the only country that people bring up when talking about TV licenses.

Americans use soap as a substitute for cheese

>just to spite you
I'm not that invested in this thread, and it sounds like it might entertain you.
That's going to be a waste of energy, but I still say go for it. Have fun, bud.

Canadian legislators have approved a measure granting tax exempt status to transgender citizens

It's completely legal to deny the existence of God in Vermont.

What a nice fella

Australia has televised kangaroo wrestling that airs every week

The quickly and cheaply built subdivisions in the american southwest are called "shotgun houses" because if you position yourself correctly you can kill everybody inside with a single shotgun blast from the outside

you can be arrested for voicing the incorrect opinion in germany

New study finds Americas white population more diverse than previously thought

Americans take their shoes off before going to bed

Slovenia is the only Slavic country with a reigning monarch, King Jože Matic Cestnik of Carniola

Demographic study shows white Australians moving to suburbs as minorities continue moving in

for fucks sake, they all kept that fuckin quiet didn't they

Yeah, wtf all that Sup Forums abuse over the years was has been directed soley at you

If you Togo on your Benin, Kenya still play with Djibouti?

Canada

In America it is customary to tip first responders (police, firemen, paramedics)

>my wh*Toid ass on fire!!!!!

it's a Canadian tradition to travel to Dawson city Yukon to get your sourtoe cocktail certificate

Japan only forbade explicitly pedophile pornographic mangas a few years ago.

Oh wait, that's actually true, my bad

In Germany you're expected to follow a rigid schedule for salah. You can't be 5 minutes late.

Why are so many Americans obsessed with Sweden of all places

Kurpitsa.

Never seen one here though now that I think about it. Only in Canada

American's are required to pay federal taxes on all foreign earned income.
>oh wait

>its an ignorant anglo episode
shocking display

Australian internet users are only permitted 10gb of porn streaming per month.

however, there exists a broad range of plans offering unlimited data towards shitposting

Such plans include a free subscription to blacked

italian hand gestures are actually considered an own form of sign language

>Australian internet users are only permitted 10gb of porn streaming per month.

This is wrong, the majority of Australia is still on dial-up.

The town of Nyintezi, in south Rwanda, was abandoned in May 1994 as a consequence of the Rwandan genocide. After the genocide was over, the new authorities made an effort to preserve the status of Nyintezi as a ghost town that's representative of Rwandan life before the tragedy. It is the only town in the world with a population of 0 people that holds a UNESCO prize for peace and reconciliation.