/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Saracens and heretics, your time has come edition

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>got through a thread in 6 hours
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where does ''blame yourself for your own shortcomings'' end up in the political spectrum?

radcent

anywhere on the right

i don't get it

Neither do I, I can't read French.

"I like baguettes in the ass"

Why do Southerners so readily fight in the Armed Forces of the entity that subjugates them?

Pretty wasteful use of baguettes t b h.

Boom, there you go, that's the joke; French people like baguettes, and when you say ass it's funny XD.

That's twitter humor for you.

wow epic

Truly ebic

are coffee grinds supposed to still be in the filter after you poured the water
I thought they're supposed to mostly dissolve

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Yeah, that's how it works. Did you first learn how to make coffee with a Keurig?

I never learned how to make coffee, I just bought a bunch of shit and went at it
my coffee came out weak, idk if its cause I added too much water or didn't grind it enough

Because we live near miltary bases

More grinds. Always more grinds.

I used just about over 1 tablespoon for 1 10 oz cup of coffee. I still need more?

>he drinks coffee
lmao just take meth or something

I miss him

Double the grinds.

He was too good for France
He deserved better

okay

>human intelligence comes from Cannibalism

Godspeed, San Beaner.

napoleon couldnt beat the turks at egypt, mostly cause he really didnt think alot about the turks, yet russia gets all the spotlight
harumph...

dsfargeg

Outstanding post.

Give yourself a pat on the back.

can't i'm sitting with my back against the wall

/traditionalism/

Then pat the wall, the vibrations will transfer from the wall to your back, simulating a back pat.

no that's autistic

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did you used lemon juice or salt water to clean a stuffed nose?
Cause i snorted a whole bunch of salt water and all it achieved was now my throat kinda hurts from all the salt water

>WE
You don't even like the Ottomans

salt water (saline to be exact)
you squirt it up your nose

lemon juice also works i guess

>salt water
you'd be better off just squirting water up your nose

or just close one of your nostrils and blow air out of the other one

snort a line of salt and then drink water while laughing

i feel like you are bullshitting me in my time of need

American Empire when

When I am crowned Emperor

Why is Vance hanging out in /midwest/ now

people get in too politics to ignore their own shortcomings

>People
>/midwest/

This is hilarious.

what are /dixie/'s thoughts on slobo?

You dumb white boys are hysterical if you think you intimidate Arab men.

I was at a Red lobster last week and I curb stomped the shit out of some bald redneck for disrespecting my aunt.
You should have seen the look on that poor dogfucker's face when I pulled up.

You should follow his example

Sad that he committed suicide but also kind of cool, you don't see shit like that every day.

you should probably do the same

>I curb stomped the shit out of some bald redneck

Funny thing is he looked like the guy in your pic, just without any hair

Short and fat, too.

>i tell people to kill themselves on the internet

pity

>I go to threads about a culture and region I look down on

that's a Turk in your painting you dumbfuck

Turk, Arab same shit
Both of us will dominate you in the same way.

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but I love dixie
you don't even live here

>Turk, Arab same shit
if by same shit you mean one made the other their bitch for hundreds of years, yeah

Post a non-country musical act from your state
pic related for NC

Roy Moore is an asshole and he shouldn't have taken the oath of office if he knew that there was going to be a conflict with his faith

shit

he's ten points down according to FOX

nice pic

He's 9 points up according to another poll

You do know that Red lobster is not halal right?

RIP in peace Oderus :'(

oh yeah and also the Dave Matthews Band, Jason Mraz, Pharrell Williams, and Ella Fitzgerald

and a certain someone who may or may not have beaten the everliving shit out of Rihanna at one point who shall remain unnamed

>Semites are the same thing as Central Asian Turkics

>but I love dixie
As you talk down at everyone here

>you don't even live here
Don't care
/midwest/ is constantly dead anyways

>even thinking about replying to

>Criticizing people for responding to bait
>As you give him a (You)

I really do wonder how Turks feel about Arabs taking credit for their accomplishments, though

probably pity

>talk down at
please explain how either of my two posts do this
I really should stop responding to bait like this

I would assume they still have the innate urge to subjugate them

the Middle East will one day be divided up between the Jewish man, the Kebab man, and the Persian man, and there will be peace

all we need to do is secularize Iran and figure out how to get them to be less autistic about Israel's existence

Are you not the Alabaman socialist from the previous thread?

>all we need to do is secularize Iran
thats nearly impossile

>all we need to do is secularize Iran and figure out how to get them to be less autistic about Israel's existence
So just secularize them

Judging by the current state of things in the Middle East, Iran will probably secularize itself even without help from outside. Saudi Arabia is gradually deciding to join the rest of the world when it comes to things like having movie theatres and letting women drive, and they're more conservative than Iran.

no it's not, Iranians are intelligent and civilized. Or at least far more so than the rest of the region. They'll come around one day, I just hope we don't fuck it up by staging another coup there or invading them.

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>c*mmunism
what the fuck no

you mixed up the Alabamans, you fags
apologize RIGHT NOW

Neither is white pussy, but I eat that shit anyway

MMmmmm I fuckin love pink pussy

Sorry then bud, no hard feelings?

fuck this faggot
should I get a third flag?
luv u 2 bby

he's still the pr*t scum that keeps shitposting about real Christians

This definitely happened.

>the next day
>"Here you go guys, this baby is gonna save everybody, mmkay?"
>the next day:
>"Shit the baby has done nothing, let's put this other one in China"

hmmm, so THIS is the power of Semitic consanguinity