This thread is for all countries to post their eternal love and loyalty to America

This thread is for all countries to post their eternal love and loyalty to America

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I only like your cars

>Snek is kill
FUCKING FIAT

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>tfw no cute American gf with a midwestern accent

AAAAAAH IT HURTS

>a midwestern accent

I don’t know what to call it. It’s like country but not Texan-like and isn’t annoying to listen to.

Appalachian?
youtube.com/watch?v=iIJq-T1FbQo

you could either mean appalachian or midlands, though midlands is a spectrum

>mountainlets
I remember walking up to the top of a short 10 foot hill and being told I was on the tallest peak of Appalachia, I don't know why you white trash call those piles of shit "mountains"

Midwest accent is the standard American accent though. For whatever reason, a good portion of radio hosts were located in the area so it became the "normal" American accent.

Brainlet

Faggot

what about bf?

Sage

mashalla

The Californian accent is seen as the stereotypical American accent due to Hollywood.

I love you, America-san!

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We literally call the people from those mountains 'hillbillies.'

America is the coolest country in the world

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This is nice. I wish we could do this more. :/

Shout out to my friends in Ulster

So THIS is what the average Korean poster looks like? I love Korea now

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wtf decubitus ulcer

NEED an american gf to wife lads.
I could go the TN visa route but marriage seems easier...

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thighs on the right Jesus

Canadians have spent the last 20 years memeing about how Canada is so much more humane than the US that American women now only marry Canadians so they can move to Canada.

You might as well start filling out the paperwork for that TN visa.

Surely there are some conservative women in the States that would prefer not to move to this frozen wasteland.

Sure, but they all live in the deep south. Are you a bad enough dude to live in Dixie?

I am only loyal to the Union.

No it's not, because guess what? California was settled by midwesterners.

There's Californian slang, but no Californian accent.

>they all live in the deep south
>he doesn't know about conservative mountain qts of KY and WV

I'm a river man, and the first rule of river men is that you don't tangle with mountain qts.

I work in oil anyways senpai, should fit right in in Texas

Please YANK our slags

Oh, you're an Albertan. That makes you basically American already.

Feels that way sometimes tbqh
It'd be the best of both worlds if the weather wasn't so shite

El Maldito
El Demonio
La Abominacion
La Pesadilla
El Amorfo
La Oscuridad
El Vil
El Enviado del Mal
La Aberracion
La Cosa
La Cochinada
El Monstruo

I mean, they always need oil men in the Dakotas and Alaska, if you're not ready for the southern heat.

If you have to call yourself cool, it's probably not true.