If you are Brown, why are you not enlisted on Spanish Legion yet?

If you are Brown, why are you not enlisted on Spanish Legion yet?

It's the best way to serve western civilization while being Brown.

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Lame uniforms though

>Joining the military of a country so weak it just laid down and bared its throat to Napoleon

Sorry, primo. We're never coming back. Even the worst of your former colony shitholes has an economy more vibrant than yours.

Wait, is that the faggot patrol?

Or you could become a tanned German and enrich Europe.

Why serve civilization that will never accept you as equal?

The uniforms are based. Looks like some leather-fetishist costume.

>those uniforms

Haha holy shit. They look like gay strippers

That chin strap annoys me on an infinite amount of levels.

Those uniforms are pretty much straight from some gay guys fantasy.

Honestly next time you order parade uniforms, remember not to ask from the faggot designer.

You can also be a fagot. It does not matter if you fight and die, death makes no distinctions.

Dude, that shit would get you laid just walking into a bar.

this is what spanish """""special""""" forces look like

Is this some sort of homosexual fighting force?

Im a mexican american and I'd rather enlisted in whichever army will destroy you moor fucks. My ancestor's language is lost and our temples are nothing but ruins because of you faggots REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gobierno de España. Ministerio de Defensa.
Por cierto para cuando vais a defender el agua en Murcia

Debo estar legalmente en España

All female hyper sexualized Spanish legion squad when?

I was genuinely considering it when I was 19, I sent the spanish embassy and the site of the Spanish Legion a fuckton of mails, got some answers.

In the end, all the paperwork, applying process and shit related to money killed it off to me.

No lo se. Pero por cierto la legion francesa es mejor. Ya que se esta haciendo pub.
inb4 soy de Murcia

maybe a gay bar.

>one chance in life
>not becoming a sapper in the french foreign legion and get to carry axes and beards to celebrate your armys glorious history

wasted.

Nah, Imagine all the Spanish bitches hanging off his arms moaning "aye papi"

These guys look like they suffered severe casualties in the Pulse shootings, if ya know what I mean

>faggot designer.

There he is

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/José_Millán_Astray

You join the legion to die, the rest doesn't really matter.

nice spade.

We don't use that in Spain, it's gross.
It's more like
"Ah me corro "

>armed with drumsticks
>uniform-mandated plunging neck lines
>giant bracers for no reason
>all look like male strippers

Wtf fampai, oh my god this shit is too hilarious to be real

muy gay desu

I want to fight faggots, not dress like them!!

Wow Spain really designed an uniform according to its politic system.

And fight to protect fucking muslims?
Fuck that!

Godoy jewed us.

hahah you look like a bunch of faggots

their clothes are too small

youtube.com/watch?v=QBhOzRvkERc

>what is 2 de Mayo

French legion has better pay and doesn't require you to know any language before you join. Spanish legion is shit pay and you have to be able to speak atleast mexican before joining.

Lel, thanks France.
I only have Mexicans to go off of for spanish, and I've heard it is pretty bastardized.

Jesus they all look like manlets.

looks like some gay fetish shit man

Most homosexual uniforms in history

Sometimes it is a good idea to not go full manly

Yeah latino Spanish is like a Strayan speaking

/thread

>YMCA

Are you already over 40? If not, you can still join

Those are mighty big guns they have.

>not becoming a sapper in the french foreign legion

Nigga please

So this is were they took the cover from, nice!

Forgot pic

for you

Cause it's full of the Falangists, Fascists, NatSocs and Nationalists who will bully you into an heroing.

Leather Pride one or 30+ for sure

>that will never accept you as equal

Germans and Swedes accept fresh-of-the-boat Somalians as their equals.

That's a lie. Germans and Swedes self-segregate, Holger.

Sexy AF, water u talking aboot?

If France uncucks itself I will join the Legion immediately.

Faggot or female?
If the second tits or GTFO

>equals

They are superior to us in every way.

That's looks gay as hell.
Why do Spanish and Italians look gay no matter what clothes they wear?

Baise Ma Hache is sub-par Peste Noire wanabee: youtube.com/watch?v=D4kWa7lUFfI

Pffff, I see the jeaulousy

They won't take just anyone. The military everywhere in the West is fucking picky about who can join up these days

Only Latinos can join without Spanish nationality

Join Tom of Spain?

Why would i want to do that?

THAT UNIFORM IS ONLY FOR CEREMONIES. THIS IS WHAT A ACTUAL SPANISH LEGION SOLDIER LOOKS LIKE.


By the way, fuck Marion.

like every fucking serious military out there. I'ts called coping asshole. You either cope with it or you you quit/hero.

When I was a conscript in Finnish army only gays went for the civil service option. Everybody else had to deal with all the shit that came with the service. Some killed themselves sure but that is life. Weak individuals die while the strong keep on marching.

Who are those arabs?
Also why are those caps have that retarded strap, its almost as if you use your nose to hold your cap on your head ((()))

>uvex

What, are they hitting the slopes after a quick gun fight?

I'm not gay

Please grandpa that uniform most be a joke. Does it come in men's sizes?

South Americans, not arabs.

>tfw your army is formed by the majority of people from your colonies

Also that uniform is ceremonial, like
said.

Haven't been myself but if your gonna go for something aim as high as you can.

There was a guy on /k/ who posted about joining it in the 60s and said it was shit, so I don't see how it would be any better now that Spain is some SJW fest.

What with that faggot design ? They look like Turkroach oil wrestlers ready to drill each other rears.

Were you serving with this qt? Do you know her?

Another South European gutter culture posturing as dignified. Siestas for half the work day, couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag in a real war, homoerotic uniforms.
Nothing to see here, just another fashion show.

They're sexy as fuck no wonder the native women could not keep their hands off them. Those dudes are built for fucking.

way too young for me. Sure would've wanted to but girls were introduced to military a couple of years after my service.

Also that's a model 05 uniform. I used to wear the old -62 and grey for leaves.

Absolutely. They even fire their G36's while doing so.

You wouldn't fuck with the french legion though

And this is a french legionnaire's uniform for combat

>ITT fat fucks calling gay men manlier than them
You fucks realise even Spanish gays are manlier than you

>France
>Combat
Kek

>inb4 Charles Martell or Napoleon WAAA WAAA

Pablo those are some really fruity looking uniforms.

I'd service every last one of them.

This is a soldier in the infanterie de marine, not a member of the foreign legion.

The infanterie de marine is kind of elite troops, very efficient at removing enemies from hard points with none casualties

Here's is a video of the Spanish Legion and the US Marines training together.

>aiirsource.com/spanish-legionnaires-u-s-marines-train-together-like-brothers/

> Spain
> Irrelevant since 1700
> Trolling the country that has fought and won the most in Europe

none of their hats fit
that hat doesn't need a chinstrap in the first place
try camo instead spainmonkeys
remove kebab

Happily modern warfare hasn't had anything to do about pure bear mode gay manliness ever since they invented repeating rifles. Then again that maybe the reason you lost Cuba to sickly four eyed man and his rough riders 1998.

Cut the memes, Pablo.

Not gonna lie, those are some FABULOUS soldiers.

In Spain we have the decency of separating Arabs from Christians in the army unlike the French foreign legion

what is the point of those chin straps? looks dumb af tbhfam

Then why are you too cowardly to re-take Gibraltar?

France has fought and won two world wars. Spain hasn't won a war since we saved you from Napoleon.

Anyway, most of the Spanish Army died in the Pulse nightclub shootings.

Because I am bussy fucking white girls, feels good to be brown and get easy pussy. Thanks for being such beta fags, keep meme'ing faggots while I fuck your women.

It must be interesting but I'm not in the mood for watching this type of videos, but thanks rodrigo.

I wanted to show you some french special forces training but I didn't find any good videos on youtube, nothing that concentrate on the action

Strapping your chin, I suppose.