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lain

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terrible edition kys OP

First for a fucking leaf

first

trying to balance my life between lots of time and no money versus lots of money and no time lads

bestp oserter is me

saw a filtered post

SHID :DDDDD

>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

Why are there so few Americans on Sup Forums?

should've bought litecoin

i wish i was sober and fed
instead im drunk and hungry

americans are 51% of the traffic of this site and it is in the top 200 websites in the US

looking forward for the alabama election to be over, cant go an entire commercial break on TV or radio without a doug jones advertisement

>when ur "friends" pprentend u don't even exist
nicem eme

love penis

i have 142.42 USD in litecoin

ask any questions you might have

But why is /cum/ always so quiet then?

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itst ok ohio cuteposter
i know you

All the Americans are on /gif/ in the BBC threads

post the DISCORD NOW

how will the ZOG ruin this

Yeah and in Sup Forums the reason why there are so few Americans on Sup Forums is because most Americans are conservatives and the Americans you'll find in Sup Forums are most likely to be liberals.

no

they're going to introduce a bunch of regulations to reduce privacy

>he said while browsing Sup Forums with identifying markers on
you already have no privacy. you should be more concerned with rolling back invasive legislation than its spread

im a fascist libertarian

Most of the Americans around this site are autists. That's why they flock to Sup Forums but avoid Sup Forums. Can't handle the banter.

bluepilled

even if you did remain anonymous chances are your mother posted pictures or talked of you on facerecognitionbook

wypepo be like um dis crime rate to spicy baka

t. would rather conserve government authority than reduce it

lain taught me that when you're wanking someone on the internet is watching

lain taught me that suciide is the answer to all of ur poblrmes

fucking aysrralians are so fyuvkinh retrarde u giope tyhey alo fet assraped by fucking emus or someshit. theyre so fucking annoyinh wll they eo ie poe6 qbou6 rufking cricket or whatever that other gay soirt is that they circlejerk about

contradictory post

im cold

>what is electrical tape

hi cold im mommy

my favorite anime is Texhnolyze

anyone else like Texhnolyze?

yes

*enforces the law*

irrelevant to my post is what it is

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tried teaching a bird r2d2 noises and now all it does all days is catcall and make highpitched noises that sound like a hurt puppy
glad it's not mine kek

really nervous about my final exam tomorrow morning lads

hate women can't wait till they are eliminated

anyone seen this anime? it's about the glorious and virtuous life of NEETs such as myself

Don't shoot, officer

i have seen that anime

>current tide
>not having rosy red cheeks

Me too

The normie life is objectively better than whatever life you guys are living

shan't be falling for your hedonistic lies rabbi cohen

>normie

>women get silicone implants and dont get stretch marks
>people eat too much and get stretch marks

>implying I want herpes and/or HPV

just took a benzo buds
hope itll make this withdrawal easier

boobs are supposed to be big

lads im a lil drunk

How much money do you have left and what do your monthly expenditures amount to?

few thousand
about a thousand
going to kms as soon as i can though

>Be russian
>live in cold, flat shithole
>decide to move to america for a better life
>move to the cold, flat shithole part of America

:(

Do girls wear their boyfriends jackets anymore?

oi love ows about we get sum cheeky points
you can finguh the ol muff after i get me tampon ouwt

yes and they get cigarette stains on them
dont get one they're a net loss

I wonder if the Russians in Alaksa are immigrants or just left overs from when they owned it

i doubt they wouldn't've gotten outbred during the goldrush

>having a gf that smokes
Already fucked up

my favorite AMIMES

Texhnolyze
Sunabouzu
Sakura Quest
Now and Then, Here and There
Love Live: School Idol Project

remember doing an introduction activity for Univ. 101 class, and one of the other engineering majors loved math and was in calculus II

i'm so fucking jealous of these people

*had
apparently her uncle did it

Being a NEET sucked almost as much as uni. The air force is such a comfy place to me.

I think this map just highlights where the most Russian Americans are, not that they're necessarily the most common of that area

YOU'RE LOOKIGN THINNER ARE YOU ALRIGHT
EYAH I'M JUST BUSY ALL OF HTE TIME
I'M JUSTR A LITLEM ORE TIRED EVERY DAY I DONT RELALT KNOW WHY

I'M JUST SO FAAAAAR
I FEEL SO FAR AWAY
I'M JUST SO FAAAAAR
I FEEL SO FAR AWAY

im slowly getting sober
it sucks

I'm a fan of this album

what do you call it when your hands get splotchy and you start sweating?

trfw ur in love iwht a girl who thinks ur a fuckign clown and only lieks you as a coworkewr and will enevr consider you asa serious options
jesus christ just klill me now

I have nothing but contempt for Americans.

i found a sample bottle of alcohol
i shall now become drunker

Fucking relax man

I'm a fan of this album

a hallucination

nah i need dto drink myself to daeht tonight os i dont have to do this shit vebeyr fucking week

ive seen this like 10 times this week, someone explain?

big fuckign mood

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pagans invented clothes

Neanderthals worshipped bears.

i iwsh i was a girl so my computer would fit better on my hip
i think it would fit better anyways

why

>calgary becomes drunk again and gains super powers

Sad!

let's find out!

tfw all of my friends and coworkers thingk me being suciidal is a joke
wew

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put a cigarettewr out on my hadn and i cans ee it blsitering in real time lool

Truly sad tbqh