”Hey mom, hey dad. Meet my new girlfriend Stephanie.”

>”Hey mom, hey dad. Meet my new girlfriend Stephanie.”

What’s their reaction?

thank god our son isn't a faggot

At least you're not gay

Your meet my gf threads are shit

Mines are superior.

You've got much to learn.

Ecstatic there’s a possibly they could actually have grandchildren.

"she doesn't look normal"
obviously not in her face but she'll say it to me

>Mom's dead

>Dad doesn't care.

Eh.

this lol

Disappointment.

Probably ask if she does any drug

>have very supportive parents
>would be very proud of me finally bringing home a girl

By Allah, our daughter is a lesbian!

They'd probably ask to see her criminal record

>Hey Mrs. user you gotta square? I'm kinda like out

What do they say now

This.
Also, I would gf and fuck the shit out of that girl.

Eh they will probably not ask in front of her but will ask me if she does any drug

>Also, I would gf and fuck the shit out of that girl.
same, I love that look

>She's a crazy whore who is just gonna fuck your shit up and cheat on you

me:
>yeah I know, her pussies good right now though

square of what?

Mom would be nice to her.

Dad would be nice to her but assume she does porn or strips.

Why is Sombra here

Slang for a cigarette

Welp, my parents are Indian and my dad very seriously told me "not to hassle" him with someone who isn't my kind of brown. Soooooo, probably take my things and get kicked out

I thought Indians would only want her to not be darker than you or muslim

does she speak Finnish?
no?
well, shit.

I actually had a gf like that for 3+ years back in highschool, parents still don't know about her existence.

"Does she have any higher aspirations than being a shift supervisor at Hot Topic?"

Not user, but if you marry outside of your caste, you defer to the lowest caste you share. All non-Indians are classed as bottom caste seeing as they have no eligible varna. This is why you will never have an orthodox Brahmin gf if you're white: You literally are garbage in her family's eyes.

That being said, having a metric shitton of money can overcome this, but be aware that we're talking the 1%, not your "I have 10k in my chequing account" bullshit. I really mean actually rich. If you have to ask, you have no idea how rich the upper class of India actually are. It's an entirely different species of inequality in that country. And yes they expect you to spend your money on them without anything in return.

The other route is being a morally outstanding human being (ie. gives everything away and eats nothing but lentils, working selflessly for mediocre wages and working tirelessly in your free time to improve your and others' lives), but you're banking on finding an Indian girl who is your age who also finds your selfless devotion to the Good Life and Other People (who aren't her) to be an attractive trait. More likely, she'll tip you a fiver and feel better about her wealth than would she sit on your dick.

They'd understand it's only for sex.
Also this

Lol, nazis.

Here's the fucking thing, I'M NOT SURE. My cousin married a white guy and has pretty light kids, which my grandma approves of very much. She never liked how dark my cousin was. But, my dad is insane, so I wouldn't be surprised if I get the boot

My family is Sikh, caste doesn't really apply. They're just retarded

get out of here

>Oh thank god he's finally getting laid

I would never take an ugly degenerate like that as my gf. If I did, my parents would be disappointed.

So getting a qt curry gf sounds like a shit ton of work