What do you like about Darth Vader?

What do you like about Darth Vader?
What do you hate about Darth Vader?
What would you do with Darth Vader?

He looks pretty fucking cool
He moves like a retard
I'd give him flexibility

He's a big guy.

Star Wars.

>control panel on chest
Fuck you kids crack me up.

Where else would he put it genius?!

kek

How much I love him
How much I love him
Bedtime snuggles! Nothing lewd.

Are butthole kisses lewd?

No. Of course not.

his fighting style and his slow movement
his faggot voice as a jedi
depends on the situation

I hate you guys

I would inform The Lord of the Sith that his sex junk is for oh oh oh

You like that he's slow? WHY?

He's a gigantic cyborg dark knight

Everything in the OT
Hayden Christensen
Rewrite him entirely in the prequels and have a new actor play him

I'm not trying to be clever, this is what I actually feel

When i play as him in battlefront 2, it looks so good walking up to a person slowly, blocking all his rifle shots as he backs away in fear, right before i cut hum down

I think it's because I just rewatched A New Hope. He's not that lumbering in Empire and Jedi.

He's tanky as fuck

He fights and overpowers Luke with one hand

Vader makes the Emperor intimidating. When you finally see the Emperor of space that this hulking cyborg monster calls master and it's just a bent old man, grinning and shrouded in a black cloak you wonder just how fucking terrifying this old man must be.
If he had to have a display of power in the prequels it should have just been an overwhelming amount of lightning, or something more force related. I know force lightning has been depicted in other Star Wars media but going back to the films it makes him feel like a scary void wizard.