Witcher on Netflix

*pirouettes behind you*
>Leave fantasy kino to me
*nothing personnel kid slavic chants intensify*

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You guys seriously think this won't be ruined?

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I can't wait for black Vesimir and Geralt.

They're going to infest it with niggers, despite the fact everyone in the Witcher Saga is either a white "nordling" or a semitic "Zerrikanian" or "Ofieri".

cant wait for half of medieval fantasy polen to be black because "diversity for the sake of diversity"

How's it feel to have less white actors and more black actors user? Are you feeling more insecure?

*Of course there's elves, dryads, dragons with polymorphism, vampires, halflings, gnomes, dopplers, and others. But of the humans, you'll either get a white person or a brown-ish semite.

whatever do you mean? please explain.

Yes thats exactly how it is.

i hear they are going to cast idris elba as geralt

Idris Elba
Morgan Freeman

bonus Leslie Jones Cirilla

Its going to be horrible. Whats the last good thing netglix created? I wish hbo would do it

Wel, yeah, it's a fantasy version of medieval eastern Europe, so obviously the culture and its people are of similar diversity as they were in medieval eastern Europe.

Adam Sandler as Geralt AND Dandelion

>Idris Elba as Geralt
>fights a Drowner
>*AYO LAZARE starts playing*

I would unironicaly Watch that

Reminder that xenophobia is actually one of the most important issues tackled in both games and novels.

>tackled
Eh, it's more like a stuff that happens. The actual issues are more of a philosophical and psychological nature, social stuff is a background.

Our guy

seems about right

I think they should cast Tom Cruise as Geralt

>drunk
>beats his wife
>gets cuckolded
>serves as the army's bitch, spilling his blood for another man's cause
>let's his daughter run away and join a bunch of quasi-christian nutjobs
>let's his henchmen rape and pillage the people he's supposed to take care of
Yeah, sounds about right

I just hope there's no niggers in it

>giving away other peoples stuff

he should be black

The Waifus

Cast Triss and Yen

Oh but there will be. I'm betting on Dandelion being the wisecracking negro fucking all the white bitches.

I agree, but it does happen nontheless. Just people cannot comprehend that you can be racist towards somebody else than blacks.

whoever they cast Yen should be early 30's, young but womanly

Triss should be mid-20's, young and girly

Yen will be a 20-year old blonde and Triss will be mexican.

noope

I don't think it'll be very good. Be it in terms of story or visuals it's likely to compare unfavorably to the game series.

He only started beating her after she'd cuckolded him.
You can't say that she didn't deserve it.

...

Yeah, because game of shit turned out so well

>Cast Triss
someone who can shit herself on orders
>cast yennefer
doesn't matter who as long as she has chemistry with the actor playing Geralt

abigail spencer and nicola peltz

Aaron Paul as Geralt
Bryan Cranston as Vesemir

fuck off you western cuck blacked fetishists. NETFLIX IST JUST A DISTRIBUTION SITE. They have so many foreign show on there with only white/asian/latino casts. Why should this be any different? It is made by a polish production company.

Cate Blanchett as Yen

>abigail spencer

no. She needs to be Slavic.I wont take some dusty old american hag over a pure beautiful Slav girl. Katarina Čas should play her of Yen

It wasn't even just that, She deliberately antagonised him to get him to do it.

1 or 2 is acceptable, any more than that is obvious propaganda.

>1 or 2 is acceptable

"No."

>Ah, Triss. I almost didn't recognize you.
YAAAAS! SO PROGRESSIVE!

they had their shot. time for merica to do it right

>merica to do it right

lol

>Geralt of Rivia
Richard Armitage

>Vesemir
Viggo Mortensen

>Eskel
Pilou Asbæk

>Coen
Rupert Grint

>Lambert
Nicholas Hoult


>Shani
Katherine McNamara

>Cahir
Joe Dempsie

>Milva Barring
Emily Blunt

>Dandilion
Joseph Gordon Levitt

>Zoltan
Gerard Butler (camera perspective tricks like in LoTR)

>Regis
Wayne Pygram

>Neneke
Maggie Smith

>Villentretenmerth
Martin Freeman


>Djikstra
Rory Mcann (in a fatsuit)

>Phillipa Eilhart
Lena Heady

>Yennifer of Vengerberg
Eva Green

>Triss Merigold
Ali Cobrin


> Avallac'h
Michael Fassbender

>Eredin
Luke Evans

>Foltest
Peter Serafinowicz

>Istredd
Peter Stromare


> Calanthe
Michelle Fairley

>Pavetta
Sarah Gadon

>Cirilla
Varying unknowns from 6-18 years old.


>Duny/Urcheon of Erlenwald /Emhyr var Emries
Nikolaj Coster Waldau

>Vilgefortz
Clive Owen

>Reince
Eddie Marsan

>Leo Bonhart
Clancy Brown

The witch hunters aren't really nutjobs, sorceresses are blatant whores abusing their powers and trying to manipulate everyone. All of them have done a ton of heinous stuff, it's implyed Yennefer has cut up girls bodies before to try and figure out a way to make herself fertile. Also they carefully manipulated Ciris family tree to try and produce the elder blood. Yennefer is no better than Vilgefortz.

>Martin Freeman as Villentretenmerth
>Clive Owen as Vilgefortz

what? Russell Crowe would do Villentretenmerth better, he's supposed to be slightly fat but muscular. Mark Strong would be a good Vilgefortz (though he'd be a natural Roche if it were a game adaptation).

he's not in the books, therefore he won't be in the show

good luck with the budget
also, I don´t know why but I always imagined Ninja from DA as Leo Bonhart. Just this tall, skinny yet muscular, ugly prick.

josh gad as Dandilion

Yes, that's the setting.

>ninja
>muscular
wat
However they should get a South African actor for the role of Bonhart.
I mean Sharlto.

You people don't seem to realise that the majority of actors will be polish since it's their production. Don't be surprised if we don't see any famous actors in this. It's probably gonna be like Narcos

> tfw when you will see the only non sjw completely white European fantasy BLACKED by netflix

Why wont they let us have anything

yeah didn´t really mean ninja with that muscular part, but you get my meaning. Leo is man who is strong with sword yet so quick he can kill a witcher, the casting for this role should bear that in mind

Blame Sapkowski, he needs jews shekels after he didn't accept royalties from CDPR

Here's your Yen. Admit that this would make you rage more than BLACKED Geralt

Geralt

Bonhart is a fucking meme character.
Hurr human but could match powerfull mutants in fight.
He's literally an anime character.

id let him fuck my girlfriend if you know what I'm saying

excuse me could you like stop appropriating polish culture thanks

Why would you cast a manlet

or maybe he was just too fucking op for muh mutant genes?

ummm....white people don't have culture...thanks

>No Angoulême casted

It's his stuff you moron.

That would be meh
>no charm
>looks like a child
>wouldn't get nekker for the role

>what? Russell Crowe would do Villentretenmerth better, he's supposed to be slightly fat but muscular.
I don't imagine him as being that old though. But I suppose it could work.

> Mark Strong would be a good Vilgefortz
He looks like it. Clive Owen is, for me, what comes to mind when I think of british actors who can do intelligent/sophisticated and be physical too.

>good luck with the budget
It's better and no less plausible than all the memecasting going around in all these threads.

>I don´t know why but I always imagined Ninja from DA as Leo Bonhart
I think an actual actor would be good for Bonhart. Also, Brown's the right age and it was his voice that went through my head when I was reading his dialogue. I seriously can't think of anyone else who'd fit the role.

>Leo is man who is strong with sword yet so quick he can kill a witcher
He can't though. He was beaten by someone who wasn't even close to Witcher tier skill.

>fucking Clive Warren

Clancy Brown should definitely be a part of any franchise so yes.

>He can't though. He was beaten by someone who wasn't even close to Witcher tier skill.
yeah, that is why Leo killed three witchers before Ciri used "muh revenge plot" to ff him.
>it wasn´t a fair fight

>that is why Leo killed three witchers before Ciri used "muh revenge plot" to ff him.

Just because he had some medalions doesn't mean he had the skill to beat them. He probably bought them or back-stabbed their owners.

Bonhart's good with a sword. But not good enough to beat a Witcher.

its literally his job to kill witchers he is capable of doing so, that said i dont think he could have won against geralt but tehy are very very close in skill

I guess we are sitting on other sides of the river on this one

If Bonhart was witch hunter before becoming a witcher hunter he would be witch witcher hunter hunter.

Why not Witch Hunting Witcher Hunter?

>it's a Sup Forums spams threads every day for months about backwashing actors so the producers black wash a character on purpose

Everytime

You mean Witcher Hunting Witch Hunter?

literally no one is talking about blacking characters stfu

No a Hunter Hunting Witcher Witch

Vesemir

>I guess we are sitting on other sides of the river on this one
Agree to disagree? I can roll with that.

>its literally his job to kill witchers
It's literally his job to kill or capture people with prices on their heads. He's a Bounty Hunter, not a Witcher slayer.

>he is capable of doing so
That remains to be seen.

> i dont think he could have won against geralt but tehy are very very close in skill
Geralt, in top form, would've wiped the floor with him.

Ladie and gentleman let me present you GERALDO OF RIVERA.

So happy that Sapkowski is involved, we're getting the Witcher we deserve instead of Sup Forums faggotry

>Slavs
Trust me, they're not going to use Slavs for the show.

Literally the second post, m'cuck.

Sapkowski hates the games because they popularised his setting and his own plot is shit in comparison. The hack couldn't write somethign half as good as Hearts of Stone.

That's actually a good choice.

Grealt of Rivia

pic related

Kate Beckinsale

>Triss

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considering it is being filmed in Poland I think they will

perfekt, at least for me
>filmed in Poland
so at least they won't bastarize it with american scenery and useless cgi, good

I am a little bit interested on trying Witcher 3 but I have a bad habit of playing a game for 15 minutes and then getting bored by it and refund it.
Should I give it a go? I have never played any of the Witcher games before.

>Akerman

Too old for Triss.

Unconfirmed

CGI is literally what Platige Image is specializing in.

If they want to release it in American Netflix they're going to have to meet America's obligatory diversity quotas for media