Homestuck powers salt!

I feel it started to sink after all the Alpha Kids entered the game. Like, we get it, Void session is unbeatable, they tried 4 months and got nothing. Jake even pointed out the monsters were strong as hell, but barely wielded grist, but still...

I feel they became caught up on too much drama. Like, they were there for 4 whole months. Wouldn't by that time they already have dealt with all that shit?

Also, on the Betas and Trolls side, would it kill someone to have them meet each other in the dream bubbles? Or for the dead to meet the living to reconcile or something like that?

Hell, we could have get more participation for some characters at least? Jane and Jake did barely anything from the Void session all the way to Collide. Maybe some interaction, them talking to each other sorting their shit?

It's not as if any of these things could have been hard to implement or would be difficult. If he can make 3 Earthbound-like minigames, he could have spared a few pages into that. It's not as if it was impossible.

What you guys think was the downfall?

I hope no one posts weird crossdressing stuff

The Kickstarter.

>Jade wears rose-colored glasses
>Rose is jaded

DEEPEST

I've always held that the dream bubbles were the beginning of the end. Homestuck was already starting to show some bloat with alternate timeline selves and whatnot, but the dream bubbles magnified the problem hugely. Not only do those alternate selves pile up, but they can't even get pruned off by dying.

Plus the whole thing about making death not have an impact, of course.

Wow, what a weird thing to say

it's rose is jaded, jade is rosey, assmar

Terezi Remem8er brougth that impact up along with feels and salt of months of wait until the enxt update

>2011 fandom will NEVER come back

Why did he punch her again?

does dave have a feminine penis?

>"Everyone loves these trolls."
>"I'm going to spend a weekend completly rewriting the story to dramatically expand the number of trolls and their role."
>"I will also stop writing the kids as close friends who relate to each other and drop their development so we can have more trolls."
>"I will not take real life into account with my plans or adjust the pacing for such a dramatic expansion and change of the story."
>"I will not change any of my plans to account for the two year hiatuses I end up taking."
>"I'll shitpost about how anyone who doesn't like it is a Risky Investor and otherwise a plebeian because I think inverting narrative structure is more interesting than telling a fucking story."

tldr; He got creative ADD, took the wrong advice from the wrong people, and straight up got greedy with the timing of his projects. He learned all the WRONG lessons from Problem Sleuth.

>Homestuck will never be good again

>feminine penis?
Explain.

Its sad nobody comes with more freedom but all good memes die one day i guess.

Make Homestuck great again!

Sure, he has the girliest dick ever

...

Yes, but Jade loves him all the same

I'd just like to remind everybody about Leadership having nothing to do with Blood.

Blood is about fighting leprechauns.

Blood is about making people like you, even if you're a piece of shit and make endless terrible decisions.

Why? a feminine penis can't produce strong sons.

Rereading A6 and its sad how the comic would be the same if calliope have not existed.
>no style
>no grace
>only relevant as plot device
>caliborn would be the same if cherubs didnt have a shared body
>only appeal was the possibility of being lord english (she wasn't)
>one less plothole if alt!calliope didnt exist
>does nothing after being revived
JUST

~the most passive class~

After seeing what a shitshow Jake is she wants daughters

Any gimbark davejade smutfics u ppl reccommennd?

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but none of the trolls really did anything after act 5 apart from VRISKA and terezi. there wasnt much focus on them at all

I've seen barely any. I saw one where the Condesce forces grimbark Jade to force Dave to get her pregnant but it was terribly written and highly out of character for multiple parties involved

BLUE BOARD

reported for porn

>smutfics
I just want normal romance fics

$helby is that you??

>not wanting Dave dealing with his evil gf

>Dave dealing with his evil gf
But Karkat never went evil

It's sad how we have resorted to pretending Homestuck was never good, just to the pain slightly easier to bear.
Or pretending that Act 7 was perfectly OK for the same reason.
The truth - that Homestuck was good and went downhill to crash down spectacularly - is a hard cross to bear.

...

We can thank the kiwi for that.

why the hell hussie not only didn't pair either karkat or dave with terezi, but actually went as far as to have them bang each other will forever be a mystery

How would we make Homestuck great again?

I saw it's done by returning to our roots. 4 kids and just 4 kids.

homestuck not being good has been a meme ever since we've had threads about homestuck
it's just self-deprecating fans, nothing remarkable there

Jade isn't evil, she's just lonely and pitch black

Requesting Vriska eating a kiwi sandwich

>nobody thought to stop grimbark jade by just petting her

>Completely shat on his story, going so far as to teasing good things that he made sure would never happen
>Still knows fans will throw money at him forever; so long as other people produce Homestuck content for him
Have we been enabling an psychopath this entire time?

pretty much this desu, it was posted in a previous thread that hussie said pre-pauses that if he ever took a break hed lose the flow of things, and as ipgd said, the gigapause was largely due to the odd gentleman cunts, even if that fiasco didnt occur hussie would still have divulged more into tying the comic into the game, losing traction imo.
isnt there some saying that you shouldnt do the things you parody or something along those lines? pretty much that with huss and vidyagames

but its usually accompanied by a feminine butthole

No, just a socially awkward guy

Homestuck is ____________.

Pretty fun

VRISKA
IS
CANCER

[Muffled rusecruise in the distance]

WHAT HOPE POWERS DO?

Gosh I love these 2.
Can we not

somehow still one of the best things on the internet despite everything

over

;__;

VRIS

IS

PISS

how are you feeling about the reset now that you've had time to get to know the new kids a lil

Cotton Candy is still a good ship even if its been supplanted by better ones

I can't believe lalonde just murdered jane
They're alright and charming in their own way, still wish I was with the originals though

how old are you live-chan

>TT: Though in light of the recent assassinations, her slumbering attraction to the void probably works to her advantage. No one ever knows where she is.
Okay so lalonde is void to roses light, neat.
Jane is Life to John's Breath, Jake is a page of hope to Witch of space and that leaves Time to whatever Di-Stri is.
24

She'd bite your hand off

Dad is fucking Dead again

F

>DiStri
I forgot that was a thing. Did any one else hate that? Who the fuck would call someone DiStri?

imagine if they just had to keep scratching every 4000 pages until they found a reality where dad survived

>roxy
>two syllables
But that's fucking wrong

rolal was cute

not if it was dave

Have faith, mangrit is a universal constant with Dads in the Homestuck world.

It's actually pronounced Roy, the X is silent

I remember all the theorizing behind her's and Strider's name. What were you thinking RoLal's name was gonna be?

oh come on you're definitely rusing now

you say it like 'roy' btw

I think I was shooting for Dirk to be Dick. Roxy didn't have a lot of options though so I think a lot of us just accepted that it would be Roxy before it happened.

You're making up rules that never existed

roxy
I don't even know if there's any other female names that start with "Ro"

Oh god, I remember people complaining about this. And Hussie coming back a day or so later with, "I never said only one syllable. Four letters, yeah, but not one syllable. Just most four letter names are one syllable, so the others all were.

gaaaaaaaaaay

Rose.

i found out the other day that people were predicting 'dixx' to mirror the chromosome thing at the end of roxy. but fucking dixx strider. god damn

Not american, how you even spell rose in a single syllable?

dixx strider would have been great
it's a shame that dirk had to be such a wet blanket about everything, including his name

Dirk's the only one that got a decent amount of speculation (I was rooting for Dane). rMom's potential name list was like

Rene, Rita, Ruth, Roxy, Ruby

good morning

i wish they explored aradia's powers as the maid of time more

she has the ability to stop people in time and thats all we ever saw her do

i understand that she is a maid and that maids are apparently caretakers of their aspect but she plays the role a little too hard

jane wasnt obsessed with the nuances of life and making sure everybody who needed to be alive was alive
taking care of the living and the dead
honestly at times it felt like aradia was a much better maid of life than she was

is it possible that aradia simply is best girl and that she was just too cute and sexy for this story to handle

No thats stupid
I never thought about it, maybe Roch like hooch.
There is no way the new strider isn't he isn't Dick Strider though.
>John
>Jade
>Jane
>Jake
>Dave
>Rose
>not 1 syllables
Hella dumb

I KNEW IT WAS SINCERE DAMMIT

Rose

Roz with a long o sound.

there was also Rosa but that's Rose-derivative so meh

rohz

the z isn't very long
you don't go rohZUH
you go rOHz

Rosa
Rory

She's Scorpio you retard

They were one syllable, but that was never a rule. They only rule is the number of letters. Hence why we also have a Joey.

>dirk
Weak

>LORD FUCKING ENGLISH NOT IMMUNE TO TIME ATTACKS AND STATUS EFFECTS

H A C K

>701x480
why such a bizarre resolution for this webm

lord english just punching ghosts was fucking stupid. he's supposed to be an unstoppable force of lasers and time not a fucking wrestler

I wonder how much of Joey's game is finished by now.

You remember Joey's Game. don't you?