Why didn't Harry end up with Hermione Sup Forums? Memes aside...

Why didn't Harry end up with Hermione Sup Forums? Memes aside, they were clearly a better match for an adult relationship than either were with Ginny or Ron.

DULLEST

Harry didn't end up with Hermione because he ended up being in the DULLEST

After the second movie Daniel spoke to Rowling and asked about the obvious future of the characters. He requested her to add a Ginny kiss scene in the next book and begged for Harry to avoid Hermione because Emma was annoying

Would it have been the DULLEST if he had ended up with her? I mostly say that ironically, but the respective Ginny and Ron romances actually contributed to a lot of the poor writing that is often attributed to the books/movies.

Why didn't Rowling end up writing a good franchise Sup Forums?

He got tired of her feminist horseshit

Dan and Emma are like best friends though user, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I did hear that the actress who plays Ginny only planned on really being in the first two movies, but when her character ended up having a bigger part in the later books, she was forced to come back leading to bad acting.

Why didn't I end up with Luna


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It would have been the DULLEST kiss ever.

It already was the DULLEST kiss ever, have you read/watched the kiss scenes between Harry and Ginny and Ron and Hermione? They feel forced as fuck senpai

Honestly Harry had more chemistry with Luna in both the books and movies than Ginny. If it wasn't gonna be him and Hermione, this makes sense too.

Because Ginny is a self-insert and Hermione is a role model. Cool guy ends up with a self-insert girl and a role model is made more relatable by dating a loser. HP is a book for girls, user, you do know that right?

Agreed, I think it was more obvious in the movies though. They really clicked on screen that made Ginny and Harry look even more laughable

Because Harry is a cuck, so when he realized Ron had a thing for Hermione he just had to cuck himself.

It just pisses me off the direction the books took starting with her decision to kill off Sirius in Order of the Phoenix. It feels like a completely different series after this point, and the characters become almost unrecognizable. It's almost like she had a ghost writer finisher books 6 and 7.

This desu. Harry probably thought he was being self righteous by letting his "friend" get the girl because his "friend" went on a 7 year bitch fest about how he never gets anything and is always overshadowed by his friends/family inst as of tying to improve himself. Ron is a beta posing as an alpha

This would lead to Ginny and Ron together, which is a lot of incest for a single family.

Isn't it already implied the Weasley family have a history of fugging each other?

Also, didn't Molly Weasley admit to Hermione and Ginny that the only reason she won over Arthur was because she used a roofie potion on him?

Or maybe having Harry and Hermione would have forced Rowling to, I don't know, write new and interesting characters with unique development for Ginny and Ron. That's probably asking too much though :^)

I thought hermoine was a Rowling self insert and Ron was the dude she wished she got with instead or her hop head ex husband.

Ron was actually supposed to be her ex husband. The books were supposed to be a wish fufilment vehicle for her getting back together with him. It's kinda sad, but doesn't excuse bad writing

>just realized there's an 11 year old somewhere deep inside of me that is still disappointed by this decision
Main guy and main girl is cliche but so is poorly matched bickering couple. Ron was a fucking prick. I fucking hated him. And even Luna would have been a more interesting pick for Harry than Ginny.

This exactly. Most people argue that it's cliche, but given the story and what we know it makes much for sense for the series to conform to it in this case. There's a lot of grim dark angst bullsht in the last two books that felt really contrived and annoying. If Rowling had written Harry and Hermione together it might not have been "much contrarian story arc" but it would have been a hell of a lot more believable and more satisfying.

The dance scene was all a fake memory created by hermione to replace what really happened in that tent where 2 horny teenagers were alone for weeks. Ron would always wonder “did they?”

Ron is honestly the most insecure literary character I've ever God damn scene. I feel like he thinking Hermione and Harry fuck every time he leaves the room

To be fair he was wearing the one ring at the time.

Harry and Hermione ending up together would have been too predictable, however, is doesn't stop this being one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>like qt 3.14 brilliant wizard gril
>best friend is better at you at magic in every way, a top quidditch chad, the only kid to ever survive a death spell, rich as fuck thanks to his dead parents, and fights the lord of evil on the reg and wins

How could that not make you insecure?

Ron and Hermione balance each other because of their differences. And acting like they'll bicker forever because they sometimes fought as teenagers is retarded

Harry and Ginny just match better. There's multiple points in the series where Harry is hanging out with just Hermione and realizes how much he doesn't match with her. Likes her as a friend, but that's it.

When did Sup Forums become about shipping

Why won't you grow up, dumb mobile poster?

>shipping

Oh god please don't let this turn into a second overwatch general, the shipping cancer infects everything

are these movies worth watching as an adult? just the one cuaron did?

I read I think three of the books as a child, but only ever saw the first movie, and got pretty bored with the series at that point

hermione is jk rowling and harry is the guy who knocked her up and left to be with his first family.

the entire series is just one big dig at him, hermione was planned to be the real hero, but her editors convinced her that nobody would take a girl main character seriously and forced her to heavily rewrite, this is why hermione is such a fleshed out character and harry is so bland and boring, it was always supposed to be about her.

An well I was close enough

How were james and lily so loaded anyways

>posting quinten unironically

>lotr
>carroll
>shit-tier

Used magic to secure an abnormally high interest rate at gringotts

>Tfw you realize Ron is an objectively shittier Samwise Gamgee

It was never really explained. I think Rowling did some hand-waving about how distant ancestors invented all kinds of stuff and passed down the fortune.

the 3rd director would have gotten it right

Pretty sure his dads family line is ancient, I imagine his money is just really old.

Not at all unless you're a tumblr whale

Ah so lily married for money, James was a total cunt so this makes sense

it is kino when you are under 17

Because in the books he doesn't care much about her, doesn't find her attractive, and prefers hanging out with Ron. When Ron leaves them alone in the tents, he doesn't dance with her, rather he barely even talks to her.

The movies completely changed their relationship dynamics and made them much closer.

You'll have to compete with the black cock that currently is in her.

Cop out for laziness. Most of the wizard economy makes no fucking sense but its easier to say he is loaded so you dont have to figure out anything.

>avatar
>masterpiece

Nice try

>Mfw when summer posters are gonna bring regular Harry Potter threads back to Sup Forums

It honestly would probably be better than Overwatch general though

Wrong, Ron was supposed to be her best friend from highschool which she fantasized about.

we reddit now

Avatar is a cinematic masterpiece

Everything is said through visuals that's where real cinematic depth and emotion comes from, not pseudo-thoughtful explanatory monologues. Cameron is a true auteur following his vision, a real master

I'm not surprised an immature Potter babby cant form his own opinion on his movies and just hate on it because it's not "grimdark" and "capeshit" enough for his pleb /vg/ mindset

Honestly the meme that either couple would work out long term needs to end. They all started dating when they were 16-17, they aren't even adults yet. People change way more from 16-25 then they do throughout the rest of their lives. The odds of either of the cannon pairings working out long term are almost zero.

>Ron and Hermione balance each other out

The "balancing out" they do to each other in the books is not how a real, healthy dull relationship works user. You need to be a team with your partner, bringing out the best in each other and covering up each other's weaknesses. Abandoning for people in war zones and consntlay bitching at one another is not balancing each other out. That's called not getting along

Friendly reminder that Hermione was an annoying shrew in the books and Harry could barely stand her, so he frequently ignored and avoided her. He just had her around to do his homework and research.

In a lot of ways, Harry Potter is like 50 Shades of Grey, in that the real fantasy is getting banged into an awesome life. Harry goes from being a nobody with a crappy life to being rich, famous, and smack in the middle of all of this cool shit. Likewise, the girl in 50 Shades has this handsome billionaire who suddenly takes this huge interest in her, and she goes from anonymous nobody to riding in helicopters, penthouse apartments, brand new car, the whole deal. It's more lifestyle porn than anything else.

Stories about how random nobodies get noticed suddenly and Forrest Gump their way into instant respect, fame, and riches will always be popular.

Cuz it's metaphor from real life. You will not end up with the girl you have always loved.

If growing up means I can't talk about what I enjoy, then I don't plan on it

Harry's life fucking sucks anyway though. I really felt bad for the guy.

>be 11 year old abused all his life
>suddenly discover that an entire nation looks up for you to be their savior
>on top of that they are critical of every little thing he does
>you just want to live normally but someone tries killing you every week
>audience of autists and manchildren have extremely unrealistic expectations from you to be overpowered because you are they use you as a self-insert for power fantasies

Its still lazy. I can see something truly fantastic but it would need work and I'm not sure if Rowling could or would. Its really rather sad.

This

You okay user?

I wonder how many wizards used magic to give themselves giant dicks, or multiple dicks to fuck multiple chicks at the same time?

Implying that Hermione didn't have an affair with Harry later in life. Harry definately fucked her and every other witch he could get his hands on because it's not like Ginny would ever leave him and everyone wants to fuck the Jesus of the wizarding world.

No, but thanks for asking.

but Harry didn't love her you pathetic cuck

He held his feelings down, so he wouldn't be rejected desu.

Stop projecting into fictional characters, it just makes you more pathetic. And kys

Imagine the porn/prostitution industry. You could have a picture or poster talk to you as you jerk off to it, or sleep with a landwhale disguised as a 10/10 with polyjuice potion.

t. Ron

lol you don't need porn/prostitution. You can just put some muggle whore under the Imperius or Confundus spell or love potion. Like Voldemort's mother did.

>He hasn't read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

kek

>mfw I don't cum before the time limit and right as I'm about to blow she changes back to an obese fatty, killing my boner instantly

FRANCHISE

just use the time turner

Kek this works far too well

>mfw she turns into a man while my dick is still inside.

That's going to be one embarrassing trip to St. Mungo's.

Shitty fic, the author is so fucking full of himself it makes the story unbearable and all his own additions are shit

Also, killing Hermione for le epic shockvalue xd was really fucking cheap, then raising her from the dead to smooth it over was even cheaper.

The fat hubris kike that writes that shlock need to end his life asap

Hermione should have died in the first book, the series would be so much better without her

you know, given just how many people already do ungodly stupid things to their private parts
with access to magic, there should be an entire wing of that hospital dedicated to that kind of injury

>t. pic related

Watched the goblet of fire tonight, and remembered the thought I had throughout reading all the books and watching all the movies:
Harry Potter would have been a million times better if Hermione was the main character. Harry and Ron are both irredeemable cunts and I can't believe they've managed to become two of the most iconic literary characters in the world. Hermione is literally the only competent and sympathetic character in the entire series.

Given how much else HP ripped off LotR, this makes sense.

Kek

>He doesn't know about the penii restorum charm
read HPMOR

she got raised? stopped reading somewhere around the time she got eaten by the troll

one of the okay things about the HP universe is that, despite the magic, Rowling went out of her way to ensure coming back from the death was nearly impossible and carried immense repercussions so at least death didn't feel cheap

Go to bed Icky Ronniekins

I really don't get this

Hermione and Harry are not a good fit at all where did this meme come from? It's reddit as fuck

Hermione sucks and is only a shitty self-insert for ugly feminist cunts who think they are uber clever. Like yourself. kys

trips of truth

hermione is the perfect self-insert for the female readers
ron is less than the perfect boyfriend they imagine themselves getting

>where did this meme come from?

From the movies that completely changed their relationship. Also from pathetic veddit nu-males who have the hots for Emma Watson.

Overweight women and the numales that chase them

nah, fanfiction is virtually 100% females
males with the hots for Emma just fapped to the billion images floating around on the internet

This pasta is shit, here is how it should have been:

Harry and Hermione ending up together would have been too dull even for theHarry and Hermione ending up together would have been too predictable, however, is doesn't stop this of being the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

No there are lots male fanfiction writers. You can spot them easily because they always make Harry have a 9 inch penis and get a harem in their stories. Some of them even like bitchy annoying nerds like Hermione.

samefag

>stopped reading
pleb

samefag

>stopped reading
pleb
>he didn't even see 13 year old harry take out 32 death eaters and mega-voldemort with a single thread of spider-silk

okay maybe not 100% but at the very least 95% of all fanfiction was written by females
sure there's the occasional guy who writes fanfiction, just like there's the occasional guy who takes it up the arse