Prove me that French is not the best language

Prove me that French is not the best language
Protip: you can't

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its downs syndrome Italian

She's going to get fat eating those

Because it isn't Italian

French sound like this:
Buxunuguu ooh treggggvian

if it was the best language it wouldn't have been dethroned by a mutt dialect such as english

C'est de la merde. You can't even insult someone decently.

German, English, Estonian, Finnish, Greek, Hebrew, Arabic and Hungarian all dwarf Fr*nch

tu quoi foutriquet mange-merde

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here's the proof

Heyyyyyy buonaseeera

Deppats Fockngrind schaug dass metta gwinsch

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Had to unironically laugh, but that's not my dialect

was ist es dann? bayerisch?

French sounds like a retarded person trying to throw up tbqh

>speak one thing
>write another
nice language you have there

i kinda have a problem with French and Spanish
the amount of "r" you need, it tires a lot the throat

>go to french class at uni
>negro from africa teach it.

You're actually right, I can't prove a negative

it's weird and has a lot of letters they dont pronounce, like random x'es in words

Je vous encule tous.

>French
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kek

once you know what group of letters you shouldn't pronounce it's easy
and for the x you just don't pronounce them when there's a u before it

I said decently Momo, pas ce truc risible.

Fils de pute.

I think it looks very nice when written, but spoken French doesn't sound very pleasant.

impliquant que tu peux décemment insulter dans n'importe quel autre langue espèce de cocu helvétique.

it sounds like somebody gargling on cock

Honhonhon bazhevoirie je ma sacrableu I wizh to eat ze finesht schnail (гubs ze nippel)

Nah, sound effeminate and the nasal sound is really annoying. I heard is spoken in a movie, it was probably a dialect, where the nasal sound was absent and the r was really sharp, sounded much better.

Écoute moi bien enculé de ta race, sache que t'es fini à la pisse en plus d'être un fils de viol donc je vais venir chez toi, enculer ta pute de mère jusqu'à ce qu'elle jouisse comme une bonne pupute
Je vais en suite aller au cimetière où tous tes morts sont enterrés pour les déterrer puis les enculer comme j'ai fait avec ta grosse crasseuse de salope qui te sert de mère, fils de pute

>sound effeminate
:(

my mothertongue

ugly when spoken, but pretty when writted

it sounds like you're constantly trying to throw up

If it's the best language, why did you make that post in English?

Fucking frogs, I tell ya.

It's just a cheap knockoff of Latin. The lazy fucks can't even be arsed to promounce the ends of their words.