It's about fucking time

It's about fucking time.

Prowler died?

don't recall

No. He's very much alive. He's probably just in the story.

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Hopefully it's good
>tfw still on Slott's wild ride

Welcome back, Uncle Ben

Isn't dead

I know. He's probably showing up in Web Warriors pretty soon just before he appears in dead no more.

Even Slott said he could never kill Yost's baby for good.

>No Reilly
No respect. Then again, I don't want Slott to touch him

Jesus Christ, its mind-boggling how popular Spidey has managed to stay despite having the absolute worst supporting cast in all of comicdom.

His villains are awful but his friends are even worse.

I can't help but think it was the Spidey Team-Up series that managed to get the character through the character through the 70s. By largely jettisoning his own supporting cast to go hang out in the rest of the Marvel U it helped solidify his popularity while allowing readers to forget what a wasteland his own book was. Just a bunch of loser hangers-on who never got the revamps they needed in the 70s and 80s.

>Doc Ock
>Dead

Mech-Rhino with a Scythe is back?

Jean DeWolff blows that thesis out of the water, being introduced within the pages of Marvel Team-Up. In all fairness, however, the character quickly moved over to Spectacular where she was used, and abused, as a weak attempt at rekindling the "fire" and pageantry of Gwen Stacy's death.

But he should.

And take his waifu sidekick with him.

You're retarded.

Spider-man has one of the best rogue galleries in comics. Batman's is one of the only one that even can compare.

IS THIS THE LAST TIME MY GAG MACRO WILL BE RELEVANT?!

Yes and no. For some reason they're calling Rhodey "Hobie Brown".

there's no way editorial will let Slott bring back Uncle Ben or Gwen for any longer than this event.

>doc ock in normal body

What?

No, but he probably will during this story. I can already tell this is going to be iredeemable garbage.

His waifu is already gone, user.

Where'd she go?
Mexico?

for what, more clone shit?

So it's gonna be a big ASM arc?
Or a crossover?

But...Ock HATES clones. Dammit, Marvel...

Last I checked, yeah.
His body died with a copy of Parker's mind in it and later Parker's suppressed mind ousted the copy of Ock's mind that was in Parker's head.

Who is that behind Prowler, and Kaine? Madame Web?

He's in a robot
He saw his midget make out with a black guy I think

Oh boy ! More Gwen Stacy! We haven't had enough of that!

Why do people still read Spider-Man? It's unfathomable to me. Slott is one of the worst writers to grace the comic in years, and characterizations and plots have suffered tremendously under his reign. Read someone else's book. Read ANYONE else's book.

If she didn't die before Secret Wars, probably.

No, but maybe Ultimate Prowler (who is dead) made the jump to 616 as well. Though why he'd be here without Miles, I have no idea . . .

Hey guys, want me to save you some money. This super secret villain who Dan Slott has been building up to. The one who's identity is suppose to be super secret. The one who's /known for bringing back the dead/. The one who is drinking wine with /Gwen Stacy/ in that photo. The one who has an affinity for /Gwen/ is- You already know the punch line, it's fucking Jackal again. Eat a dick Slott.

Reminder that his body was taken. So expect a new body for Ock. Even though I hated Superior, at least when Slott was writing it, I'd be down for a fit Ock donning his Superior costume and running around as an evil spider.

Here's an idea, maybe we could kill of Spider-Gwen in this, maybe even Miles. Please?

She's just chilling with the New Warriors in their flying mountain, trying to get Speedball's dick

You mean the guy with a Jackal's head is the Jackal? Color me surprised.

>no ben reilly
its and will be shit

at least it will give us kaine back

Huh....I legitimately thought it was suppose to be Anubis. Because, you know, the whole dead rising thing.

Ben will probably be in it. They said everyone was coming back.

Meant to reply this to

>Gwen comes back to life
>Is then killed by Gwen Poole in some random battle with Spidergwen
>laughs are had

...You realize Anubis has the head of a jackal, right?

>implying original gwen gont team up with spidergwen and gwenpool on their own comic once sales start going down on any of them

the Anubis guy is Ben