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>le witty gif response ;^)

Why is Bendis such an infuriatingly unrepentant heap of human garbage?

Doc Samson was dead?

I mean I'm not a Bendis fan but I'd probably respond the same way to some snot-nosed virgin comic book fan calling me out.

I love how he immediately jumps to the conclusion that the guy thinks he's a big ol garbage person. Must be used to it. Probably believes it himself.

yeah.

I'm not mad he was brought back, I'm mad Duggan didn't get to do it and have the gravekeeper quit when he sees it

For a while now. Doc Green dug up his corpse a few years ago to drain the gamma from it.

Stop giving him the satisfaction. Didn't anybody ever tell you not to feed the trolls? Well Bendis is the biggest damn troll I've ever seen, and you don't get a fat head like that without some good eatin'.

What the hell killed him?

Comics are fucking retarded

Hi Bendis

typical neurotic jew

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics and merchandise
>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given
>"Bendis is love," I say, "Bendis is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>He says "Yes, you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I respond "It's still pretty homophobic"
>He punches me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking
>I go into my bed and it's very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feel a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?"
>"Your latest comic?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?"
>"Why else would I come?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be a twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>"Yes"
>"Can I just read the comic?"
>"Go ahead"
>He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open the comic for Bendis
>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bendis
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
>My dad walks in
>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!"
>"You were supposed to say "It's over now?""
>Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?"
>"You're no fun"
>Bendis punches the wall and leaves to write about his waifu some more
Bendis is love, Bendis is life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nigga, do you even know who you're talking about? He's the master of Marvel, the king of comics, the future Editor-in-Chief. He has 2 shows based on his creations, Powers and Jessica Jones, and someday Mile Morales will be the next Spider-man in movies or TV.

Sorry mate, but Bendis is the King of Marvel. Those on Team Bendis will guard any and all storylines created by Bendis, or expand on it. I mean look at this shit →

Once he finally runs Marvel, we will enter an era of Bendis continuity. As long as there's a franchise with a movie or TV show, it won't be safe from Bendis Continuity.

He's the future Editor-in-Chief of Marvel, and the other writers at Marvel know it. The ones that aren't with him are off doing Star Wars.

>Jessica Jones
>Only on Netflix

>Powers
>Only on fucking PLAYSTATION

fucking top kek call me when he gets to cable.

because he's the Rob Liefeld of writing, and he knows it.

he died during world war hulks to stop the intelligencia

bendisbabble = tumor muscles
copypaste panels = hiding feet
continuity errors = forgetting to draw a hand

why do you people get bent out of shape about continuity errors from a man who has publicly declared he is no slave to continuity?

what do you *think* is going to happen?

>replying to pasta
fucking top kek call me when you get a brain.

>Me and my editors have forgotten more about Marvel continuity than you'll ever know.

maybe if bendis works really really hard, one day he can achieve a tiny fraction of the success of robert kirkman

Kirkman's real success was accepting that he's a shitty writer and focusing on being a good businessman, producing something distinctive that people want to buy. It's still derivative, but at least it's not literally recolors of existing characters and retellings of existing storylines.

That didnt answer why and how Doc Samsom is alive ?

It will probably be some twist you weren't expecting
>it wasn't the "real" Doc Samson or it was a time travel or some comic books excuse

Either that, or Bendis will never bring it up, it won't be explained and everything will move forward as planned

oh well since Doc Samsom is alive we should be seeing as something good, the only good thing this events bring is the change of the status quo.

Examples like Dark Reign.

Turns out he's still dead, Carol was just hallucinating.

Turns out Deadpool dececrated the wrong grave

BECAUSE HE'S A KIKE! A HEEB! A HYMIE! AN EASY BAKE NIGGER! A SHLOMOWITZ! A SHEKELBERG!

HE'S A JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!