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breakfast edition

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Hi how is everyone

shut up

Man wasn’t meant to have a +100iq

Don't speak to me D*nish bastard

Drinking Sprite™

refreshing

*doesn't listen to you and speaks to you*

>"I've got bad news from Satoshi Nakamoto"
>"Oh God…this is terrible"
>"So they have these mining farms, somewhere out in China"
>"Jesus…"
>"Where they use peoples brains to mine bitcoins…"
>"They're kept in an artificial coma while their brainpower is used to generate crypto currency…"
>"Oh God…no"
>"Hundreds of young white males…disappearing"
>"Usually they abduct those with no friends, who spend their time trolling on Internet"
>"They turn them into little cryptocurrency mining machines"
>"Oh my God... the humanity"
>"I-I can't read anymore of this…I think I'm gonna be sick"

*grabs you by the shirt and throws you down on bed*

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*devours feces*

Good morning anons.

morning bud

I have young nephews in Canada I was thinking of sending candy to for Christmas.

Is there any US candy that is rare or unseen in Canada that the might be excited for? I know you guys can't get certain United States treats or they are rare. They live in Alberta if it helps. Also I live in the southwest so Mexican candy would be pretty easy to acquire.

haven't had sex in over two months

I haven't had sex

LOSER

Had sex two weeks ago

The accused movie traumatized me.
So no sex from me for a while.

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Any /papists/ here?
Just read a good story about someone from Canadian and American history, a devout protestant named John Gyles. When he was 9 years old savage Indians raided his village, killed his father, killed his brother, and took him and the rest of his family as slaves.
Shortly after being captured a kind and caring Catholic missionary, Abbé Louis-Pierre Thury tried to buy him from the Indians (most likely to set him free) but the Indians refused. Out of kindness and pity the abbé did manage to give poor young Gyles a few cookies though. The boy later disposed of the cookies as he:
>"feared it contained some potion to make him susceptible to the blandishments of popery."
According to his diary, upon hearing about his having nearly been sold to a Catholic his mother exclaimed:
>"Oh, my dear child! If it was God's will I had rather follow you to your grave or never see you more in this world than you should be sold to a Jesuit; for a Jesuit will ruin you body and soul."

She's right, Jesuits used to put opium in the church incense

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>go out with relative for breakfast
>mother calls
>"you need to come home and drive your sister to school"
>go home
>"oh i decided to come and pick her up"
What the FUCK is wrong with people

R8 my doggo

>doggo
hi r*dd*t

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im back from work you guys

Is that minpin?

I have one and got him neutered but the fucker still goes at it all day. The vet said he's just high test, but I can only wonder the hell I would be enduring if he was not neutered.

sandy hook was five years ago

anyone remember

overrated shit

Government cover-up

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rate this qt korean watching starcraft looking very bored

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>korean
>QT

haha that girl isn't even real haha

>esports

what a fucking nerd

hideous crosseyed slant

i'd be bored out of my mind too if i were surrounded by starcrumpets watching their dead game

should've bought litecoin

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shut up, ryan

>wake up randomly
wtf where am i what am i doing

i bought my younger brother 0.33 of bitcoin a few years ago as a joke birthday present, now it's worth nearly $6k

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is your dog okay

When the fuck are they releasing bitcoin diamond on bittrex

me on the left

The day you shut the fuck up about fake currency

still in the same place
lazy fucker

*sniff sniff*

Hmmm... what's that putrid smell?

Is that the odor of a nocoiner I sense?

maybe ill get luckier at organ failure today
still have quite abit from my trip last night

You should have

>hold a coin for 6 months for 80 percent gains
Might as well bought a stock

Extremely fucking important.
All men must watch and LISTEN and LEARN.

youtube.com/watch?v=-JTOAA1D4WI

>80 percent

>bought for $30
>80% gain

>tfw finals coming up

tfw im a nerd watching starcraft...

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Mr Nasheed’s tweet was accompanied by several photos appearing to show members of the Jones family standing next to a Confederate flag. The Confederacy fought to preserve slavery in America during the Civil War.

Three worst posters in a row

reddit

>U.S

You missed all the bitcoin gains in between though and the free forks

>doubled my btc money
>tripled my ltc money
wish i invested more and that the fuckig KIKE canadian banks would cash it out

what

i'd fuck the shit out of winona ryder circa 1988's beetlejuice

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SEENORA, SHAKE YOUR BODY LINE

PA is the hero this general needs

WORK WORK WORK SENORA, WORK IT ALL THE TIME

Thoughts on anime?

MY GIRLS NAME IS SENORA, I TELL YOU FRIENDS I ADORE HER

My math final's today boys, was up all night studying for it. Wish me luck cause if I fuck this up I'll fail the course.

What's up with that whole Keaton Jones drama.
Can America just fucking stop existing.

AND WHEN SHE DANCES OH BROTHER, SHE'S A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER

big fan

drank like 6 cups of coffee today

feel a monster shit coming on

good luck, bud

peak autism

youtube.com/watch?v=qh8k8M5hDzw
Thoughts on comfy elevator music?

Ur a dildoslurp

The best

Czech poster is about as shitty as italy poster.

Stay over there

becoming weak again my brothers
godspeed

rude

can you shut up retard

Dont take kindly to being compared to a fucking redditor you obese amerigoy

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This is me and my friends, cross us and we'll make the holocaust look like it actually happened

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I catch a flu :(

I haven't had breakfast in 6 months

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>have to clean a 4000 square foot property from top to bottom within the next 4 hours for an open house I learned about an hour ago
>no one is available to help me
If I kill myself the open house will be cancelled right?

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technically any meal can be breakfast as long as it's the first meal you've eaten that day