"What are your political views user:^)"

What do you say when normies ask you about politics?

I say I'm a libertarian but I'm actually a white nationalist.

Also I have le snek flag hanging in my room even though I'm not a full on libertarian, how cucked is this?. I guess I would have some other flags if it were more socially acceptable

Turn 616140 degrees and walk away

That's not turning aroundle

I just say i'm conservative and try to make it look like i'm not "weird"

I've caught myself right in the middle of revealing my "power level" and have been able to keep a lid on things on both occasions. I ended up leaving people with an impression that I believe the Second World War was not so black and white and a simply a little more nuanced than is traditionally revealed in American history books.

>Hitler was democratically elected
>Right to self determination of Germanic peoples across central Europe
>Comparison between Hitler, Stalin, and their respective regimes by asking, "Who was the real enemy?"

I say I'm a libertarian, when in truth I realized that libertarian ideology is predicated upon overly optimistic assumptions about human nature and is impossible to put into practice.
I'm really a fascist

I don't believe in equal rights for women I don't trust Muslims or Jews, the holocaust didn't happen, I'm a bit fascist, I own assault rifles, I don't believe in welfare, I believe whites are generally better than others except for some asians, and I don't believe lbgtqxyz is real.

"Eh, I'm not really that into politics. I guess states rights are cool since we're a republic and not a county"
After successfully dodging the question, I'd come back to Sup Forums to talk about niggers and anime.

"Discussions of politics is dangerous nowadays. We probably share the same core values, you shouldn't judge a person before you know them properly. The only difference is that I openly admit that some preconceptions are neccessary"

"What do you mean user??"

"If you see a group of drunk females walking on one side of the street, and a group of drunk men on the other side, which side of the road do you take?"

"Well I'd take the side with the females?"

"But that's sexists by definition! But my point is that thats ok, the stats back it up and you aren't hurting anyone with that behaviour"

"That makes sense user!"

"It does but it goes both ways, the same statistics also say that immigrants are 8x more likely to rape you on public property. So same scenario but with the females switched out for immigrants?"

"....."

"Well? We are all friends here"

"Well statistically speaking yeah i would have to say that i rather go on the side with the white guys"

"And that doesn't mean that every immigrant is a horrible person, or that you are a horrible person for thinking like that, but its important to remember in day to day life as well as when voting. Now how about we talk about something abit more lighthearted?"

Literally every conversation I've ever had has been that kind of deal, not even fantasizing. Most people are redpilled already as long as you just calmly walk them through it and make sure you are calm. You usually get all the females in the group after you as well since the other guys are too beta to speak the truth.

I say independent


In reality I'm a white nationalist

"I believe in absolute monarchy, and I also believe I should be king"

It's actually true, too.

theyre all kinda ugly or average looking soo why would i lie about being a racist trump supporter

I doubt it was so subtle.

Either way, most people don't don't really care about your politics outside of the occasional political argument. Then they can get pretty rabid.

Im completely open about how I'm voting for Trump. Because most of the people I associate with, even the liberals, aren't complete cucks they talk to me calmly until either I logic them or give up.

One fuck literally spat on me and called me a racist while I was talking to some friends in public about Trump once. I chimped out a little and punched him square in the face and hauled ass because you know assult and all that.

Say you don't vote or pay attention because all politicians are the same and your vote doesn't matter anyway

Then tip your fedora while they are amazed by your enlightenment

I think you're justified in hitting him. Spitting on someone is assault in its own right I think.

Minarchist but with white nationalist elements my man

I don't lie, but I'm not going to go into the whole jewish schemes spiel unless someone specifically asks about them.

I tell anyone who asks that I am a nationalist, that I favour democracy and everybody's right to free speech, and make sure to call out the jews on their control of the media and its negative effects on the world.

My boss at work knows about this, and is fine about it (we often argue, because he is a moderate leftie with a "why does everyone need to have a debate" persona).

If I ever meet real SJW types and visible lefties, I make sure to engage with triggering subjects and use 'nigger' in conversation - and then explain why I am using as an extreme convention of free speech.

I was never particularly popular at school, and I am regarded as fairly intelligent among my peers, and have no regard for any social convention in regards to political correctness or social conventions of the day.

I am unabashedly traditionalist about women's roles in society and the problems caused.

It's amazing how many people seem to come around to some (not all of my ideas) and come back for more discussion at later dates.

My key to not being attacked physically and verbally all the time, is that I speak softly, let them explain their views, challenge them and then move on to another subject if we cannot reach agreement - reminding them of course that you can have a debate about politics and religion as long as both parties remain civil.

I own no nationalist propaganda, or memorabilia. I am an avid historian and genealogist. My specialty is breaking down arguments for the peaceful muslim using my knowledge of history of Islam.

TL;DR

I'm always honest with people about my opinions and politics.

Fascist

>says hes libertarian but is on the complete opposite of the spectrum
>as far as one gets

wew you people sure know your politics
>i say im anarchist but im actually for monarchy
im sure no one will notice, because they know as much about politics as i do mehe

I say I'm for trump and I hit all the points about trade first then next if I have to defend his stance on mexicans I explain that saying "mexico doesn't send their best" isn't racist because in that statement Trump is saying mexico has good people just like we do, but that they don't send them north.

Liberal

Nationalist conservative minarchist

I say I'm center-fascist.

I usually say I'm a nationalist.

I just tell them I'm a moderate who is looking for solutions that work for this country, and that I'm not looking to be swept into an emotional blame-game.

Then after I know them for a while I'll drop that Trump has my eye.

I also like asking lefties lots of open questions that often lead to them redpilling themselves (or at least start critiquing their candidates and party)

I tell them as a transnigger I support black nationalism and Nation of Islam

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Wow you guys are fucking pussys. I tell anyone who asks I'm a conservative voting for trump and will debate any nigger about race, with tact of course

I bet you sport quite the fedora too.

Spitting is assault but it's hard to prove. You'd need a witness or two to prove it.

>*tips fedora*
>*teleports in front of them*
>*flips my cape*
>*adjusts my monocle*
I'm an anarcho-capitalist.

Say I'm a conservative-libertarian
Slip MAGA somewhere in there, but also mention that Rand was my first choice

But wouldn't striking back as I did with my fist just make the entire thing look bad? I had 3 or so people that could've attest to the spitting. That being said the boys in blue would of just shown up to a knocked out indian. That couldn't possibly look good.

I just say that I'm a conservative.

If they ask me to clarify, I'll explain that I'm not a neo-con, and that I identify more with paleoconservatism and the 'Religious Right'.

I say what I am:
Classic Liberal

National Populist

I call myself right wing.

This. If you are not a total autist most people will hear what you have to say. During school in debates, girls would even compliment me for my beliefs. I consider my self a national livertarian.
>High tariffs
>Strong border
>Low domestic taxes
>As long as you aren't hurting anyone, and everything is consensual between adults, I don't care what you do on private property.

>What do you say when normies ask you about politics?
Salazar did literally nothing wrong.

Well girls im a National Socialist, in that I love my country and I love my people.

>Oh wow user you are so hot and strong and aryan please impregnate us all.


Thats usually how it goes. Ofcourse i have to turn them down since i am quite traditional and would never agree to polygamy.

I say the half-truth: Ethno-Centric Anarcho-Capitalist.

> Free market for every service, including law/contract enforcement and national defense
> Property rights above all means freedom to discriminate, most likely people will self-segregate along racial lines
> If it's voluntary, it's alright with me

Actual truth:

Full blown white nationalist fascist that wants Right Wing Death Squats roaming the streets killing everything remotely resembling leftists, parasites and non-whites.

Classical liberal, because I'm a classical liberal. For a strong military tho.

So I'm a center leftist that leftists consider right wing, and right wing people consider alright, and Sup Forums considers normie crap, probably.

Nationalist and racist noone realy care.

>Full blown white nationalist fascist that wants Right Wing Death Squats roaming the streets killing everything remotely resembling leftists, parasites and non-whites.

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Yea this. As long as you don't talk like your posting here you can embarrass any liberal in an argument. Also I've noticed chicks seem to like a guy who is well spoken and smart about their political views. Just don't shove it down their throat, only speak up once the subject has been brought up by someone else. Don't be afraid to say something that might "offend" someone, that's part of the problem here. Don't be silence by liberal cucks, that's what they want. They have no idea how to carry any sort of serious political conversation.

I don't talk like to talk politics over dinner. It's an unenjoyable subject that makes food tasteless and beer stale.

Underrated post desu senpai

Polygamy is for rats. We need more men like you that get it.

Spitting on someone is the same as punching them, assault either way. Although I can see why u ran you prob didn't have to.

Agreed, ameribro. Thankfully, contrary to popular belief, faithful girls seemingly still exist. I have found one that is still a virgin and she is a qt. She is only 19 and quite shy but thats no trouble.

Im 22 myself.

I usually rant about how right and left wing politics are just irrational tribalism based on whether a person has more mommy issues or daddy issues.

The dumb ones can't handle it because I've just attacked their tribe without giving a position they can attack, while the smart ones think it's an interesting analysis and are sick of the oversimplified picture the media is trying to shill anyway.

If people want a label, I say I'm ecolibertarian. "Consumption should be minimised, especially the collective consumption in which the state engages".

>Uh, I guess I'm independent
Depending on who I'm with, I might openly support trump.
As for actual belief, the closest phrase I can come up with is "National Capitalist" or "National Libertarian." Not to be confused with State Capitalism. And while ideally I'd prefer democracy, sometimes you need fascism to get the job done.

I say I'm a libertarian but British people don't know what that means and then think I'm joking if I say guns should be legal.

well considering im not banging any of those chicks.

*ahem*

this is why you're all retarded whores...

>autism, the post
I agree with your opinions but holy shit dude tone it down.

Who is this semen demon?

Yes, it is, I did the math, it's turning around 3423 times.

Yeah I see where you're coming from but frankly if we're going to exterminate everyone who's ever taken part in degeneracy then we're going to be killing like 75% of the population of the western world.
For example I myself had a gay experience in my youth, but am now a straight and narrow nationalist, married with 5 white children. Do I go in the oven as well?
We have to get the people who corrupt the youth in the first place, give degenerates a chance to reform, and then if they don't I'm okay with death squads.

It depends on the situation.

If it's openly hostile, I'll just describe myself as a Centrist.

No you are fine dude. He dident even say anything about that.

Our peoples are mislead, and our culture has been subverted but they can still be saved.

Depends on how drunk I am.

I have to be very careful about that, if I had already some beer and schnaps it might happen that a Sieg Heil slips through or that I will look conspiratorial into the other peoples eyes while saying " We all know what needs to happen ;) ;);)"

I have a drinking problem.

Heil Hitler

People know I'm very conservative. Even if I'm pro-white I don't outwardly project it.

Just use good arguments and avoid confrontation with groups of people who are going to disagree with you. I only talk politics with people 1 or 2 at a time because being outnumbered on an issue undermines your argument.

I've converted 3-4 democrats in the last year to being at least conservative enough to shit talk Clinton.

Lol is this for real

Diane Guerrero

I'm talking about hippies, squatters, anti-fas, trannies and so on. How the fuck would the RWDS even know you once sucked off a dude?

But some meth head lurking around in a park harassing people? No more "helping" and "trying to arrest him with minimal force". Fuck that. He's getting a bullet to the head and that will be end of it.

Some punks are occupying a house? The owner calls up the police/RWDS and what they aren't doing, is going in, getting eggs and molotov cocktails thrown at them. They go in and shoot every trespasser there is.

616,140 / 360 = 1,711.5

>Burger maths

Mhm, yeah perhaps. Although I did once have to mention it in my medical history so maybe they'll just comb through those and put me down.

Seriously though I agree with you. Those who persist with their leftist and degenerate ways can be dispensed with.

No one knows where I stand, I try and present views from both sides usually to antagonize who I'm talking to. Especially if two people are arguing I like to jump in on one side but then take it real extreme and try to make that guy go more extreme. I'm pretty sure they've figured out what I'm doing by now.

I'm a redpilled Mexican so I usually just say that I was raised very conservative.
If they're libs, they don't question me because that's racist, if they're conservative they usually say its cool.
In reality I dont even know what side to take, they're both very fucked but I'd choose trump over Hillary any day, at least trump is upfront about wanting me out of here, Hillary is a snake that has also proposed a wall before but will probably deny it to gain Latino vote.

There are 360 degrees in a circle, not 180, you dimwit.

I don't have any political views, I literally laugh my fucking ass out at you ridiculous cunts arguing about left and right not realising that that's exactly what the faggots who have been fucking us in the ass for centuries want us to be: polarised sheep. I come here to laugh at people.

>whatisameme.jpeg

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Everyone knows I'm basically apolitical affiliation-wise, love and want to protect nature, am a complete skeptic of identity politics/progressivism/englightnment values, and am kind of a reactionary-ancientist/futurist hybrid. I make my case very, very well, and they usually find themselves agreeing, whether supposedly conservative or 'progressive'

I generally tell them that I am a centrist, and offer up some of my more liberal positions, and if they ask about other things, I give them the truth.

I try my best to not to go full retard with my "powerlevel", but being in Uni makes political conversations hard

Im voting Trump and if you have a problem with that you better keep it to yourself

Who is this semen demon?

I don't give a shit at this point. I just go full, gas the kikes, race war now.

>I generally tell them that I am a centrist, and offer up some of my more liberal positions, and if they ask about other things, I give them the truth.

mah reasonable nigga.

let's just say i wouldn't mind manning the guard towers if trump were to actually become hitler like liberals believe.

i just tell people i have no interest in politics. but when a predominantly liberal population is attacked i feign sympathy even though i have none. (i'm not violent just apathetic)

I tell them I'm a Hillary supporter because I want to go into investment banking and she'll be 'good for Wall Street'.

They get so mad but they don't know what part they're suppose to get mad at, so they just give up.

I say libertarian nationalist, since it's true - Liberty is great as long as your population is made up of high tier (white) people which nationalism supports

Well, that is with people who aren't my close friends, I give them my more conservative views, as they are all Moderate to Liberal, but are logical people.

>mfw I tell people I'm a registered Republican

when you say you're a libertarian people know you're a white nationalist

people aren't as stupid as you are

Usually "I like freedom" and then walk away.

I use my brown privilege to complain about the dangers of mass immigration and hate speech laws, and I emphasise the importance of preserving and upholding white anglo culture

>people commenting that you have a fedora

Jesus christ. If you can't tell your friends about your political views you are autistic. I fly my Trump flag in my room. Anyone who wants to come to my house is gonna see it. No one cares and i've had some good ass discussions with curious friends about it

I tell the truth.

>which side of the road do you take?"

The one I was already in or the one closest to my destination.
Whoever crosses the road because he's afraid of the men is a pussy.

Far right

>"What are your political views user :^)"

Make America Great Again.

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>Don't indentify with any party in particular

>Things that never happened: The post

I say I'm an authoritarian centrist. Nobody suspects a thing.

What are some basic arguments you use against apologia?

Actually, can someone help me out here

I traditionally believed in the labour movement in its original form, that the power should be balanced between the workers, the capitalists and the government to ensure fairness

after all of the corruption i'm seeing in the labour unions lately, i'm starting to believe that it would be more logical to have a responsible government in charge of protecting workers rights. had they done this in the first place, unions would have no need to exist in the first place.

furthermore, i believe that good government is the answer to nearly all a nations problems. I would be happy for a leader or government with absolute power, providing they are preserving our freedom and liberty.

i dont mean communism - i don't mean nationalise everything. kinda like the right to economic freedom and free enterprise is a fundamental right that is guaranteed by the government

dont know where im going with this, maybe im thinking of a benevolent dictatorship

does that make sense?