/Southern Europe/

Invited: Southern Europe
Welcome: colonies and other Mediterranean countries
not allowed: Canada

>tfw no Italian Renaissance gf edition

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What did Portugal contribute to the world? I can understand Greece and Italy, but Portugal?

Portugel isnt even med, check the map, they are atlantic

they created us :)

How did a group of Calabrian hillbillies become one of the most powerful criminal syndicates on the planet?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/'Ndrangheta

we wuz conquistadors n shiet

I never said they were, toothpaste. It's the same autist who was bragging about south euro achievements.

I never said you said they were, toothpaste. It was meant for the same autist who was bragging about south euro achievements.

So your accomplishments are:
Wars 500 years ago that you won
Countries you pillaged
???

You're a fucking weirdo

S-P-A-C-E

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My cunt was a spanish colony, can I join?

we are the world's greatest explorers, no empire in human history discovered as much new land as us (and no going to siberia and genociding natives isn't discoveries slav)

TORO NEGRO

and now all we have is despacito

>not allowed: Canada
What if my parents are Spaniards?

of course
colonies are welcome

just make sure the chinkposters stay out

ditch the flags keep the rest. a flag is supposed to be waving outside your house in a high pole not on a wall

> started the Age of Discovery
> led the first circumnavigation of the world
> brought tea to the West and oranges to the whole world, to the point that the word for "orange" is literally "Portugal" in many languages
> started the triangular trade between Africa, Europe and America
> started the modernisation of Japan and the Indonesian sultanates
> invented modern urban planning (Pombal), historiography (Herculano) and cartography (Nunes)
Portugal is much more based than what your memes say.

I am Pannonian

Niceposters are always welcome, it has to do with a canadian Zhang that yesterday derailed two threads in a row

At least you're white eh?

We didn't genocide natives, they're still there.

Should I move back to the motherland?
I have a good job in Canada but houses here are far too expensive, I'll have enough money for a downpayment in 13 years and I'll have to get a 25 year mortgage on top of that.

> canadian Zhang
He was an Anglo LARPing as a chink. He got too many (You)s.

I'm frisian

At least you're frisian (white) eh?

i dont associate by that english term

At least you don't associate by that english term eh?

aloa

That's a life changing decision you better let rest, once there's enough money and the guaranteed chance for a job in Spain then is when you should start seriously considering it, if you still feel like doing so of course
No se tito, mira el hilo que surgió sobre la misma hora

eh

>division azul

Best thread

Salve medbros

t. republicuck

menes

Tfw no light eyed, red haired med to make pregnant.
Already two of my friends been lucky in southern europe. How can i gt upper described?

No, but LARPing as a nazi is objectively cringey.

>soya, tofu and soy
so that's how you make catamites...

The guy drinking from the bottle looks like an Irish guy I know.

How expensive are houses in Spain though?
Here's what 900 grand will get you in the middle of fucking nowhere Canada
Even if I save all of my post tax money it'll take me 15 years to buy it

What if I'm only a dirty northern-slav mutt but like Med countries?

Hello lads.

Holy fucking christ, for almost half the price you could buy a fucking monastery in here
milanuncios.com/venta-de-chalets-en-ponferrada-leon/monasterio-235244551.htm

Really REALLY cheap. Gasoline is really expensive though.

Greetings, neighbours.

Superior Southern Qts

Feels GOOD having spaniard, french and mapuche blood in my body.

Kill yourselves

Best skin tone.

>not allowed: Canada

Feels bad

Where's the "fucking scumbags" part bud
archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/search/text/Kill yourselves fucking scumbags/country/Mx/page/1/

You could probably buy the Lieutenant Governor's house in my province for that much money.

I supposed so, it was too much for a country that big even if taxes on property are enormous

Are Portuguese more like Atlantic folks such as the British, Low Countries, and western French? Or more like Southern Europe with the wine and dancing and laziness?

Which southern got best looking girls?
Both of my friends picked Italy

they are depressive like atlantics but lazy winos like southerners

of course it is, who wants to look like a sickly corpse looking pale snownigger anyways?

cumskins make me vomit.

>lazy winos like southerners

And based on what you claim such huehuehue?

Really?

are we allow france in these thread now?

I don't really care if Burkina Faso posts here tbqhwy famalam

No. Frenchs are basically Nords with a gay accent roleplaying as Meds

yeah probably Italy

What about the Northern Italians and Northern Portuguese/Galician who are also mixed with N*rds.

Being half Northern Italian i say they can stay. Don't know about Galicians

They gave me frenzy moments on July 2004,so I thank them for that

not even butthurt about that anymore
on a unrelated note thanks France

>tfw no Italian gf

Why the fuck are we so stupid to not take olives seriously here? What is wrong with us?

O mamma mia, che donna!

>tfw no Italian Renaissance gf edition

according to legend, when Athens was founded the gods Poseidon and Athena came down to convince the settlers to name the city after one them
Poseidon gave them water spring but Athena gave them a Olive tree instead. the people chose Athena

the moral of the story is Olive Oil > Water

>gets cucked by Venetian slave
Cosimo was a dick 2bh

This is Medici right?

>started european colonialism
>housed the templars after they were prosecuted
>first and longest global empire
>made one of the biggest naval and navigational advancements in history
>explored and mapped most of the known world
>started worldwide globalization
>created the trans-atlantic slave trade
>spread christianity around the world
>destroyed muslim trade monopoly in the indian ocean
>brought to europe things like tea, sugar and spice
>one of the few supporters of Rhodesia and South Africa

disgusting vid, half of them are immigrants

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Who is this young woman?

Portugal is not mediterranean, it's WHITE and suebi.

but this is /southern europe/, not /mediterranean/

Rebecca Dimech

Portugal is white and germanic though. It's honorary northern Europe.
Most Germanic folk west of the Rhine.

>Rebecca Dimech
I like her

Me too, Protubro.

Honorary northern Europe, wut you are mistaking us for Aryangertina or Chilemania those are the true germans, whitest genes on planet earth I say

Forgot Image.

Welp, Spain was visigothic and you won't see spaniards LARPing as germanics

Keep posting qt girls

Only retards larp as germanics, ironically the ones that larp as germanics the most are latin americans if they happen to have just one distant germanic relative they will larp as full germans

Not a bad idea.

kek made me laugh.

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I like this thread.

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>tfw no portuguese gf
>tfw the closest thing is loud italian women who catcall me

What kind of thought processes took you from a photo of 8 year olds to craving a Portuguese gf?