The Founding Fathers are resurrected in the year 2016 A.D

The Founding Fathers are resurrected in the year 2016 A.D.

What is the first noticeably off thing they recognize about the new American status quo and how do they react to it?

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proably the cars.

NIGGERS

They'd probably just kill themselves in a heart beat. No man should have to see the nation he fought hard for turn to ash.

What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED do these people misunderstand?

Andrew Jackson would set us all straight

Niggers being able to get uppity without getting lashed.

They notice that women and niggers are in power. They can do nothing about it because they are a fucking white male.

"Why are all these jews in positions of power?"

"I declare, the current state of parliament is advanced in age! My we were in our thirties when we founded the ideals of this nation and now it is being handled by senile codgers! A great travesty on the lush bounty of America"

Or something like that.

Age may bring wisdom but age also brings a concrete hardness which by nature is less adaptable. We need to stop thinking that older necessarily means better or more adept or more capable.

they'd probably an hero

"Who gave that slave a suit?"

this

>national debt
>8 trillion

It's an old pic. What it's at nowdays?

19 trillion

They discover internet porn, Tostino's Pizza Rolls, shitposting, and the 24/7 McDonald's drive-thru. They become awash in a sea of awe and decide that upholding the Constitution is trivial compared to the everyday comforts of modern man.

They eventually come to terms with being a complacent NEET and convince themselves the modern world is a better place to be.

They kill themself

I'm sure an era of men without agency is what was envisioned by these people.

How everyone in politics bows down to niggers who can't even grasp the concept of a belt

They would be ecstatic that their secret wish to have a gay trans military, the right to abort unborn babies, the right of people to live here illegally because they are brown, etc. have finally been realized.

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no slaves

That's a big number.

And counting. Going up at about $15,000 a second.

usdebtclock.org

>Washington, Jefferson, Adams, and Franklin find themselves suddenly in the middle of downtown DC
>They all look around in astonishment
>Adams aimlessly takes two steps out into the street and is hit by an SUV
>The other three scream in unison

>immediately shot by niggers for being "raciss crackas that never did nuffin good for the world"

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Well, they may be surprised that we have a black president.

Andrew Jackson wasn't one of the founding fathers, you dumb bitch.

They would be shocked at the amount of non-whites and German Americans. Ben Franklin was an Anglo supremacist.

They would react, why is the live stock running the show? We gave you fuckers one job and ya blew it.

There is no set definition of founding fathers

We are all children with no social norms.

I think they would call us clean barbarians.

It's pretty well accepted that "Founding Fathers" means "people who actually signed the constitution", of which Wacko Jacko was not one

dammit.

I can't find the video - an old man from wwi or wwi walking down the street, rude hopsters bump into him, a little girl picks up his cane.

Bastard, I was about to post the same thing

Actually its Totino's Pizza rolls.