Wow, thanks for inviting me over for movies, user! What are we gonna watch?

>Wow, thanks for inviting me over for movies, user! What are we gonna watch?

your name

I have this great movie with William Dafoe were he plays a carpenter.

Not one of those ffaggy movies, we're watching Blue Velvet.

fear

predator

shut up you stupid cunt before i belt you in the mouth

The Princess Bride + Sex and Zen (1991) Double Feature

Is Lynch now normies' flavor of the month """"obscure""" director?

Dark knight rises

Hell Comes to Frogtown, the perfect date movie

We're gonna smoke some weed first, and then I'll drop a little acid in your drink and we can watch horton hears a who

>implying any user would ever be in this position

delet this

My eclectic mix of 1960s arthouse pornography.

Seriously I need reccomendations for movies that are half decent and not heavy on socjus to watch with my gf.

Let the Right One In.
The original, not the murriclap one.

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Well Stacey, I had it all planned out but then I updated my Network Attached Storage device and now my DLNA server is on the fritz! What? No, I don't have Netflix because of the jews. Let me just grab my laptop so we can watch the latest YIFY rip.

Andrei Rublev. Strap in, bitch, we're going on a ride.

I assumed this was a pedo thread.

Your shoes and socks, give them to me.

scat porn

The demise of western society, M'lady

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Pride & Prejudice is always a safe bet, right?

why do you match my sofa? also, why do you match my lamp and walls too?

Actually we gonna fuck babe. lol

Hey, who wrote '123RF' all over the walls?

>Our fucktape

The Notebook and a box of wine. Shit works everytime like Colt .45.

what the fuck m8

I got a slut coming over to "watch a movie" tonight Paulie. First of all she is a hooooer, so we're definitely fucking. Second, why don't you use those wings on the side of your head to fly back to Tony Soprano's asshole you fanook.

You can watch whatever you want. I'm just going to sit here and laugh at crab legs and no singles policy memes with my internet friends.

Manchester by the Sea. Now give me a sad blowjob.

Sounds like my current relationship.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is your best shot at getting sex from some dumb cunt. Just start making out with her 5 minutes after it ends and you're golden. Don't let her discuss the movie, when she tries to talk about it just nod thoughtfully then go in the for the kill.

Hey, did she ever even exist?

Solid choice, great movie. Good Swedish product before they collectively lost their minds.

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Doctor Zhivago
Brief Encounter
The Bridge On The River Kwai

A LEAN NIGHT