Full grown "adults" pay actual money to watch a 2 hour long movie about a cartoon raccoon in space

>full grown "adults" pay actual money to watch a 2 hour long movie about a cartoon raccoon in space

Let that sink in

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>full grown op wastes his time for posting on an imageboard for autistic children

So? A lot of good movies sound stupid at first.

>some tard, probably neet, thinks spending 2 hours watching a popcorn flick meant to entertain is bad because it's not "adult" enough
>he probably spends his time all day playing vidyagayms meant for "adults"

Best woman. I want to fug her.

more like worst woman

Hey, it's also for manchildren.

He's a good character fug off

>best
>not mantis

>full grown "adults" develop crush on cartoon raccoon in space
l-let that sink in

Do you think she owns golden strap-ons? Haha.

s-shut up haha

and its still better than DC shit

let that sink in

Please tell me you're kidding.

Why does it bother you?
Fucking loser.

Of course he is, right? Right?!?

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you think the crew ever catches rocket masturbating haha just wondering lol gotta releave that tension somehow you know haha

Y-you ever think Yondu molested starlord as a child? Haha I mean he did say he was his daddy.

>never heard of furries
Are you new?

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I meant people, not sickos.

I watched a GotG movie clip on YouTube a while ago and in the comments some teenage girls were gushing about how Rocket was cuter than human boys.

Isn't everything that ever happened technically "in space?"

starts out great and gets better the more frustrated and disheveled she becomes

Wait, what?! Not in like a "Puppy" cute, but "sexy" cute? No atheism is becoming popular.

>adults work to earn money to do what they want
I don't see any problem. You must not be American so you probably don't understand personal freedom.

There is no god. Furries killed him.

Rocket is sexy tho.

I found it, it's this one.
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Scroll down a bit there's a comment from what I assume is a young woman saying she wants to date Rocket.

I watched it for Drax, his scenes are kino.

The raccoon was funny only when he was deformed by the space jumps. That shit was so stupid but amazing

that space jump bit was excellent the first time, i wish they hadnt done it again

The founding fathers died for this!?

Some people just want his rocket mang

That's a very low bar to clear

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>lol sorry I almost got you guys needlessly killed but it's ok since I have difficulty making friends OwO
Truly the Citizen Cane of space racoon story telling

You're going to feel real dumb in the future when scientist actually make gene spliced animals that can talk and this movies is considered "ahead of its time."

What's the problem?

How do you reckon he did that? If you're talking about crashing the ship Quill was just as much if not more at fault.

I assume he's talking about stealing the batteries, but in fairness pretty much all characters except maybe Gamora have endangered all of the others.

“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

― C.S. Lewis

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Benis :DDDD

You know, those old Disney or Bugs Bunny shorts we all know and love? Those weren't necessarily aimed at kids, these were a bonus that paying adults used to get when they went to the movies, along with the news.

Yondu was the best desu

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unlesss you reply with I'M SORRY FOR POSTING IN A FAGGOT'S THREAD

nope

I'M SORRY FOR POSTING IN A FAGGOT'S THREAD

I'M SORRY FOR POSTING IN A FAGGOT'S THREAD

I thought they fell for the stupid tree thing.

He's more of a meme than genuine attraction

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>Suggesting OP is a grownup

Fuck off, I've got Immunity Cat AND Immunity CIA

>Rocket steals batteries
>Rocket is voiced by Bradley Cooper
>Bradley Cooper is a well-known Philadelphia Eagles fan
>GOTG is a movie about a battery-obsessed philthy iggles fag
>mfw

The sovereign were the best part of the movie imo

Damn right.

>6'3"

She is actually believable as genetically engineered perfection

Femlets: When will they learn?

heyyyy

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People clapped when they showed the Thor's Ragnarok trailer before this lmao

who was that first chick?

― man that wrote children's books for a living

Best part of the whole experience was the breakout sequence with the Arrow and Cate Blanchett making me hard as diamonds during the previews.

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As opposed to what? Some pretentious foreign flick that you pretend to enjoy in a feeble attempt to impress others and convince yourself that you have some sort of skill?

this 100%

youtube.com/watch?v=h4aujTbe7_A

so what are you waiting for? people have no standards and pay for garbage, go make some garbage and get rich

There are a nonzero number of women who let their dogs fuck them. Rocket can at least give verbal consent.

Though he's smaller than most dogs, so I'm not sure the sex would be worth it.

>We fixed your pipes and have a replacement
Let that sink in

He has a perfectly good set of hands, strong ones at that, a muzzle and a tongue. I'm sure he and a human woman could work something out.

>full grown "adults" actually go onto an anonymous imageboard website filled with autists to shitpost about capeshit because "stop liking what I don't like"

Let that sink in

Not to mention this is the guy who literally built an atomic bomb out of spare parts twice in two movies. If his schlong isn't big enough he can come up with something to augment it.

I'm glad to find men of taste here

I'm rewatching GOTG now. I honestly don't get how so many people can prefer it to volume 2. The only thing it really does better is the opening act (right up until it shows Xandar). In terms of having corny jokes that don't work, it is just as bad if not worse than volume 2, while having less humor that actually does work. For the villains - Ronan, Thanos, Nebula and the putties are all corny as fuck McGuffins and Ego was way better than all of them combined. The character drama is a shadow of what it is in vol 2 because so much time is used up just establishing the characters and their backgrounds. Fucking origin stories...

full grown "adults" pay actual thousands and thousands of dollars to wear animal costumes. Paying hundreds monthly to get freelance artist draw ideal animal versions of themselves in porn.

I do not know where furries get their money, but I know an insane amount is pored into it.

Or that he has really good hands

I've seen 2 four times and 1 more than that and I prefer 2. The villain is much better in 2 and I found some of the action sequences in 1 dissatisfying even the first time. The prison escape is great (in 1) but I could take or leave the initial meeting fight or Dark Aster battle. I really like the character development in 2 and though I found the credits battle a bit annoying it's worth it to get Rocket's Home Alone scene, the Eclector sequence, and all the other fun stuff.

He does have really good hands for working on machinery. Maybe for working on other things too, if he were so inclined.

It was pretty great. Better than the first one because the plot was actually as good as the characters this time, not another fucking infinity gem.

Maybe it's just that much better in contrast with the other shit Marvel has been shoveling out. Few of the jokes rubbed my nipples the wrong way, but overall this shit was feelsgreat/10.

>cheekbones
Can't really blame Thanos for falling in love with her, can you

I actually have a 170 IQ and work for a think tank. But yeah, I'm the child, not the people paying 15$ to watch a poorly rendered CGI raccoon.

Wow, amazing. You're really smart user.

>full grown "adults" pay to post about little girls on a Taiwanese shadow puppet e-zine

Let that sink in

>170 IQ
>internet argument about a CGI raccoon
really tickles your tank

I didn't know it was her just that the actress reminded me of claire forlani in that shot. WTF I love Cate now.

OP is right
just watched GOTG 1 and its not that great. Just cool 6/10 CGI fest

I have an IQ of 183 and was never invited to a think tank party. What the fuck?! Is it because I never worked hard and neither have you considering you think that's high enough for a think tank worth a shit?