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I am 100% ethnic pure blooded redfaced, blue-eyed ginger-bearded scot, a buff manlet with a huge axe.

thread just got NORDICKED

coke head who lives at home man in?

holy shit my dudes, whadda day. hand me a god damn bud light.

what should I message a newly acquainted friend who is a girl who I have no interest in being my gf I just want to be friends and want to make it look like im not ghosting her

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love yanks

*Throws you a tin o' irn bru*

Kino

Hi

Just got back from the chirtsmas party and was chatting the receptionist up. She asked me if I knew any good fiction because she heard I read a lot, so I said "the bible" she looked at me completely dumbfounded and walked off.
Understandable, probably one of those nutjobs anyway who can't handle the intellect of a superior.

have never known the warmth of a woman's touch

Scarily attractive girl at work who keeps flirting with me for no conceivable reason has now taken it one step further by inviting me (and none of our colleagues) to a party on Friday

Genuinely don't know what to do desu, feel very nervous because I simply can't believe she's actually attracted to me so I feel I'm getting set up for humiliation in some way

got some chip shop curry flavoured sausages the other day

do they have salt and vinegar?

arguably the worst piece of hatbait I have ever had the displeasure to peruse

Fuck off fuck face

Need music to distract me from how I should have a gf right now but fucked up the dating process with the protogf so badly that we don't even speak anymore.

Any recs?

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this didn't happen

told cregg that I could care less

neither did anything in the bible

bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-42329244

>first interstellar asteroid
>unusual shape
>unusual orbit

>Yanks

wish the one and only single singular solitary bardleyposter would fuck off

*Saves a stray cat from a pack of gyppos*

she is going to get you naked then laugh at you and reveal she live streamed the whole thing

Its all Cheshire

already been looked at by SETI and it's literally just a big rock.

cool tho

how can you tell if something is fake news lads

can smell your trenchcoat and sweaty head from your fedora from here

need to get to shop class or I will get a tardy slip

wish reddit flaggers would kill themselves

yankism is genuinely a mental illness

its not posted on Sup Forums

Rolling a cheeky spliff lads

>THE Bradleyposte*R*

source

if it criticises god emperor drumpf

this but unironically

oi calm down leinster you madman haha

do asian girls feel any sort of sexual desire whatsoever?

the marxist brainwashing of young western minds continues at an unprecedented pace

seen the new jumanji where jack black plays a 14 year old girl
bet he's loving it

t. Leinster

I enjoy coke but can't fathom it being someone's favourite drug
it's an incredibly shallow experience that basically just makes a night out drinking more enjoyable, and far too fiendish

Classic Leinster lol

going to wank myself into an early slumber

night

check if its been posted on breitbart

Greater London

Watch last friday's Graham Norton.

The Rock and the black guy spend the entire thing sniping at one another and Jack Black is clearly sick of it. Karen whatsherface refused to even show up with them

hate life and myself

As I've said a thousand times before, I don't post politics or any Sup Forums shite

shan't be watching Soy Wars

*listens to any song in the top 40 these days*

*remembers when the word "gun" was censored from teenage dirtbag*

9/11 unironically destroyed the entire west

bbc.co.uk/news/education-42324932

london culture

youtube.com/watch?v=N701JYnjaMs

sue

wypipo put spice on they food

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nice

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women arent faithful

shit banter

sending this to sportsbible

>The museum will show how fat is blocking London's Victorian infrastructure
ah yes, so this is the power of american tourists

still funny

Man's Not Hot was on the radio and they censored 'uggers'
they also censored 'draw' for weed but left 'smoke trees' in

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-42325414

do you lads agree with this?

pozzin round the world

smoke trees could be a euphemism for starting forest fires

Greater London

for diner had pize

don't care even a little bit

>uggers
it's uckers

yes i definitely want someone with a life-threatening and life-changing disease to fly a plane carrying hundreds of people.

anime

Something like this is what I fear desu, she's genuinely almost model tier whereas I'm only very slightly above average

didn't realise soya sauce was actual soy I thought it was just a joke

youtube.com/watch?v=U0wF2-KcaX8

bit of a choon this one

struggling to find a reason polygamy is wrong so long as it exists in a just society that awards resources based on virtue. why shouldn't the best man have more wives and children that subhumans?

Yank shameless is bretty gud

theres no such thing as 'soya' sauce you cretin

anime?

fair enough, I heard it as uggers
makes sense why it was censored then I guess

the so-called "tolerant" left

big british choons

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how many times did the left run over innocent people? what's that 0? thought so

cumine

yes

is this what our country has come to?

muslims are left-wing

yes
crawl out from your hole

a mealy mouthed reply

Rolled a 'doob lads.

mad fucking tune used to bump this HARD

youtube.com/watch?v=KRzMtlZjXpU

All news is fake news.

how many people did "tolerant" stalin, mao and pot kill? checkmate