Is he your brother?

>is he your brother?
>omg hes so ugly hahaha
>hes short af he looks like my 13yo cousin lmao
>are you virgin? -in a pitchy voice-
>ahaha show us your dick little boy hahahaha
>ey retard can we do a snapchat with u??
what do

*nod* M'ladies

i want to start fap to them mocking me

Thanks for the flashback OP

>Sister’s friends are over
>I hide in my room
>One asks “Is he cute?”
>They say in unison “Nooooooo!” and burst out laughing

I can't help but notice the look of disappoint in my sisters friends when they see me.

It's fucked up.

this is just sad

good thing i don't have a sister

This doesn't happen here. Americans are very kind.

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Gun them down.

Go back to my room a resume the vidya

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This probably happened to Elliot

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I AM FEARLESS, I AM DEATH, I AM INVINCIBLE. I AM YOUR OBLITERATION INCARNATE

i would fuck their ass so hard one after another theyd be bleeding and report me to the police but secretly brag about how good it felt

damn..

Would start singing metal songs as response?

before slowly shuffling to my room to fap to touhou feet

Let the roasties hit the floor

shake the shit out of that coca and run out the window

HOW'D YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?
I'M STANDING MY GROUND!

Girls are cruel.

seriously? What a buncha cunts

This is quite good, just spray the Coca on them and leave.

I'm glad I don't have a sister.

Goddamn foreigners don't respect the sanctity of Goga Gola

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wew lad. Feels good to be handsome

What horrible people.

If they consider 189 cm short their little cousins must me tall as fuck
Also I whip out my dick of course

What do you guys do when your coworkers start talking about relationships?

Talk about mine.

fake a story of course. You don't wanna admit in public you're a sexless fag

I walk away

i fuck my sister in front of them to show em whos the boss

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>coworkers and acquaintances come to me for relationship advice
>just tell them some random bullshit I hope is right
>they end up thanking me
>everyone thinks I'm some sort of chad when in fact I'm a 22 year old kissless virgin

Life is pain.

maybe they were saying it because your sister was present.

Immediate start brapping and crying out of social fear

It's how I lost my old job

othing