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>The front number on bike

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tfw /asean/ has became wagecuck

why is he so fuckable
why does my dick want to fuck him so bad

Hmmm, nice bike

Where can I find this mod?

in my ass bb
lick it

is it true people get jailed for normal porn or homosex in singapork

wew optimism and will to live meter almost at an unrecoverable level, that said

Wakey wakey wagwecucky !

As far as I know, neither of those are illegal over there. Malaysia is another story, though.

Good mooouuuurnniiiiinnggg

May one day we'll have the courage

yes it's true
gaysex is illegal in singapore
lesbian is not

Gay butt sex is illegal,lesbian humping another lesbian pussy is not.

had you ever been with a prostitute?

well, have you ?

I want to, but i'm fucking scared

kalau lu orang bukan tionghoa mending gantung diri aja

Where is everyone?

A 250? Well isn't that a cute little thing.

t. ahok chang

only gay male. they even banned image of beautiful male on media

Tunggu nanti 2019
Kita bakal perkosa lagi semua amoy di jalan

malingsial bodoh

dead

my fart smells nastier day after day wtf

Start eating Soy-based foods

>tfw my skin is getting darker

i need to be white again

>kita

Tempeh is just tasty lads.

rasakan lu orang pribumi(fankui) tersingkir dari tanah lu orang. karma itu berjalan jangan lupakan 98.

T. 98 rapebaby

>still using Jakarta instead Batavia or Sunda Kelapa

Craving for jollibee Right now

>i have never traveled out of my tiny ass region of my tiny country

Network wars are stupid.

Looks like Martial Law got extended by one more year

>inb4 some southerners in your country approve of this

From what I heard, Davaoenos overwhelmingly approve of it, while the actual people of Marawi aren't.

If the Marawi siege prove something
Martial Law doesn't really help that much

it just means more money for retiring Generals and easier goods trafficking

Actually the word on the street is marawi citizens are ""ungrateful'' because they are criticizing the AFP for bombing their city

Last year many pinoy bakla were boasting about being leaders of SEA against Chinks. Now these faggots have nothing to say with Dutdut's mouth firmly clamped around xi's cock. They are dogs of the Chinaman, same as Malaysia. Chink lovers

So Marawi people don't want Martial Law? Wonder if it would mean His ratings in Mindanao will soon go south.

Honestly Im expecting it to be extend till the end of his dictatorial reign lol or at least the next round of elections next year
PDP laban can literally just pick their candidate
I think extending unconstitutional tho
probably not they will just drown them with rhetoric

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toa_Payoh_ritual_murders

Post some punk songs, /asean/.

youtu.be/amAyHFv96Vg

youtube.com/watch?v=2Tcrtty1z60

semalem mimpi basah

youtube.com/watch?v=ptjvmN3uW0c

Interesting, are these the convicted cereal killers currently holding the high score in Singapore?
Who are the ones in your country?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_Suradji
Here its either this guy or Ryan Jombang for soloing

I recalled a serial rapist using mint candy and kiss the victim to subdue them

Redpill me on milo
Is it a good idea to drink lots of it daily?

Rural Philippines 3g internet is suffering.

Commie china will fix it lmao

Somehow I doubt they're going to give any kinds of fucks about the provinces. It's just going to be another also-ran network like digitel/sun was.

>Go to SkyscraperCity
>Someone there actually wants Cebuano to be a second national language

>4g is practically everywhere
>quota is so big it's almost unlimited and cheap
>speed is really slow you want smash your modem everytime

Still sounds better than slow, bandwidth capped, and only covering city/town centers. Also 3G only in this area. I locked 4g once on the back porch and got a nice 10mbit speed test. After about one minute the signal disappeared and I've never seen it since.

I live in a crappy ass town in the US and I get LTE everywhere even though barely anybody lives there. It's such a waste since I just hack my neighbor's wifi and use his cable internet anyway. That kind of service has so much more utility here.

>tfw 42 gb isn't enough now
Fuck

Stop downloading tibetan cave wall hentai user

ajajajaajajsjajssjaajsjaj you met a cebuANO

If I wanted to move to your country how much would it cost for me to live a humble life in a nice area

atm I pay $350/week rent and food/bills is about $150/week

I promise I'm not sex tourist I have no interest in prostitutes or sleeping with asian women, I just want to live my comfy NEET life in a country where the cost is cheaper and I can experience new things

Also, they seem to dislike Leni a bit too much while defending Gloria. I can understand having either viewpoint but it's weird for at least some of them to have both views at the same time.

Over here rent is about $300 a month, food and bills are around the same amount.

I lived here for 4 years and paid $125 US per month on avg. It's probably less now that the currency here is tanking.

>I have no interest in prostitutes or sleeping with asian women
Y-you can't have our soy boys patented boi pussi

pemain inggris katok pentile
kwkwkkwkwkwk

>sillypenis need not reply

I just want to live hermit lifestyle in a small apartment desu, good internet and nearby things like big parks/river to walk around

I got my dick wet enough in life I'm not interested in dating or relationships boipussi or otherwise

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Joking aside internet is getting cheaper now in Malaysia (although singapore is a heck a lot cheaper technically speaking), 100Mbps down and 50 up is around 220 MYR at the highest

I know enough about SEA to know that Singapore is NOT the place to go if I want a cheap humble lifestyle

also it's all big buildings and stuff, I'd rather comfy quiet area with not too many people everywhere like in Singapore

I admit that I download eroge and stream hentai, but my quota is mostly gone on YouTube streaming.

Depend on the area. I think a comfy commie block is ~1 million IDR per month in my city. Electricity is ~1 million IDR per month for the middle-high class family. Water is ~500 hundred million, I think.
For food, it really depends on your diet. Meat based diet is more expensive than vegetable based diet and soy based diet. If you buy rice plus rendang with Ice Tea on Masakan Padang, it will around 18 thousands IDR, but if you buy rice plus fried tofu, fried tempe, and vegetables soup with ice tea, it will around 10 thousands IDR.

It's beyond easy to do all that here. Especially with the transportation options and all the locals understanding basic English. Good internet will cost you but it's possible and the visa situation is permissive. You're probably too much of a bitch to make it anywhere in SEAsia though. You sound like you belong on /r9k/

How much is that in dollarydoos?

food should not be a big expense, I know how to cook well so I can just buy cheap ingredients in build and cook at home

*in bulk

>being called weak on a mongolian horse breeding forum

not that I'm a "bitch" but what the fuck do you even mean by that, even if I was a sissy fuccboi I could live there

what do you think I'm going to do? go out and pick fights on the street? lol

btw I'm 6'2 white and used to box, I'm sure I could hold my own against any weak little faggots trying to confront me

pentile gede
wkkwkwkwkkw

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I fucking hate australians

Haha that has very little to do with it. You sound very naive about the whole situation. Much like I was before I arrived, yet worse. Getting your ass kicked is the least of your worries. Adjusting to an entirely different style of life will send you back to shitposter island with your tail tucked between your legs.

Shit, sorry water is around 500k.
1 million IDR = 77 usd
500k IDR = 38.5 usd
18k IDR = 1.38 usd
10k IDR = 0.77 usd
I forgot the Internet, if you get a good location, you can get Internet from myrepublic for around 280k IDR (21.5 usd) per month for the lowest speed dl/ul, 50mbps/25mbps. But if you're unlucky you will pay around 500k IDR (38.46 usd).

>Much like I was before I arrived
heh

spotted the sex tourist

>going to flipileans
>ever
why?

if I move I'm going to master-race country Indonesia or Malaysia

>apartment for 1m idr in big city
>1m electricity
Ngga salah tuh?

In Jakarta it costs $220-450 (usd) to rent apartment per month. As for electricity it should be no more than $22-40 a month if you live alone (maybe more if you strictly use electric appliances for stove or oven). The price might be lower if you're aiming to live in rural town, but fast internet usually only available in big cities.

and what kind of house is that for?

just basic apartment?

that is extremely cheap wow

I could live there for 10 years without ever working

thanks for respond based indo, truly best ally

>In Jakarta it costs $220-450 (usd) to rent apartment per month.
that's quite expensive, is that for higher class apartment?

desu I just need a clean place with running water and electricity/gas no need for luxuries, as long as it's in an ok area that's good enough

Never been a sex tourist. Had Filipina gfs yes. But I don't do the whole prostitution thing. I lived with my ex gf's family for years and had to learn many things along the way. You seem to think you're going to go to some 3rd world country and figure it all out on your own. I already tried that. The only way that works is if you have a lot of fucking money, not if you are trying to live a more frugal life. When's the last time you bought from a food market, not a supermarket? When is the last time you've learned to deal with the local transport system in a country where people don't speak your language? You seem to really hate the Philippines but it's fucking easy mode here. People know words like right, left, "how much?" etc etc... If you're really intent on keeping to yourself and not having much personal interaction with the locals you're going to consistently pay more than they do, thus negating the reason for moving to a country like this in the first place. You won't have any clue when you're getting scammed because you don't know the first thing about what happens where you are in the first place.

kek

I looked it up and found this guy and some other gangster from there.
Also that female lady singer, wtf?! give back Soekarno's magic stick!!

They didn't even fight for their independence they killed the one who would be their Bonifacio

Harusnya berapaan?
Emak gue sih bayar segitu. Well gue ngitungnya rumah sih.

Yeah. That's a basic apartment. I don't really count a rental normal house since I know you just don't want to socialise right? Living in house meaning that you must socialise with people around you here, but living in apartment isn't like that.
Though renting house might be cheaper.

>having another wh*te scum living here
no thanks. let him live in the other countries, except here. we've got enough shit to deal with as it is.

bikin ngaceng
pingin coli
wkwkwkwkkwkwkwk

>you can't have lots of money and live a frugal life
>any non-native speaker will refuse to learn the language and expect everyone to speak english
wewlad

I wish there were more white people like me here and less nasty old sex tourists in tank tops. Probably not going to happen though. More Jollibee for me.

>is that for higher class apartment
Yeah, that's average price for fully-furnished 2-4 rooms apartment.

Ngga, heran aja. Soalnya rumah gw 2 keluarga sebulan listrik aja ga sampe 1jt. Padahal AC nyala terus.

don't do it, quality of life is so much better here even if things are more expensive

t. 2nd gen malaysian aussie

>t. 2nd gen malaysian aussie
more like 2nd gen chinese aussie

DELET


idk, seems like a pretty comfy lowkey lifestyle

I just hope people don't treat me too different for being white, but that's probably an unrealistic expectation

>fully-furnished 2-4 rooms apartment
nigga what

why the fuck would I need that lol

Terrace house with car parking space in my city is 100usd/month. Maybe add another 100usd for air cond bills ,water and 100mbps internet.
Its a low population state with only 2million people though so not too fancy.

you caught me

t. wang